Comments on: Come on Eileen (Literally)

By: trouble

trouble — Fri, 05 May 2006 18:50:53 +0000

God, it sucks that I’m a chick. Projectile coming is so much harder for us. i don’t think anyone would believe it for starters, and second, like only 10% of the population in this god-forsaken land of rednecks would even get it.

By: Diane

Diane — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:56:59 +0000

Congrats on the no bird flu. WHAT ABOUT THE THAI STICK? Fuck a bunch of massages and Lara booze.

By: JJ

JJ — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 02:52:34 +0000

Ranting:
No, he totally snuck up on me!

Trish:
Damn, that sounds a lot better!

Sar:
Definitely. I’ll have plenty of stories (and I’m even taking notes).

Mel:
Yeah, those guys are hilarious.

By: mel

mel — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 20:54:03 +0000

I love T-Shirt Hell. I get their newsletter just so I can laugh.

By: Sar

Sar — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 18:32:15 +0000

That response from the T-shirt hell dude seriously rocked. Inspiring actually.

Glad you’re having a good trip, JJ, sounds like you’re accumulating lots of post fodder!

By: trish

trish — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:45:44 +0000

JJ… you going to the wrong places my man! Where Im at, there are skimpily dressed ladies giving out massages in the mens peepee room. Tell me if you hit Pattaya…show you the hot clubs.

By: The Ranting Human

The Ranting Human — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 15:10:53 +0000

Whoa… Did he even tell you he was gonna give you a massage?

Tomb Raider Cocktail eh… Does that contain any parts of Lara ?

By: JJ

JJ — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:33:40 +0000

Checking in again…. I’m at our hotel in Siem Reap Cambodia. Just got back from the Angkor temples. Funny thing: Angelina Jolie is a big star here. The locals have probably never heard of Tom Hanks or Jodie Foster or Brad Pitt - but Angelina shot Tomb Raider here so she’s a big star. One restaurant named a drink the Tomb Raider Cocktail. They have a picture of Jolie on the wall and it says, “Drink a Tomb Raider Cocktail. It’s Lara’s favorite.

Poppy:
Yeah those newsletters are hilarious. Those guys are total assholes.

Kev:
Thanks a lot. Now I’m not going to give you the badass t-shirt I just bought for you here in Cambodia.

Jackie:
Thanks. You rock.

Ranting:
Yeah, that whole massage thing was wild. You know how fancy restaurants sometimes have a guy in the restroom handing out towels, etc? Well, in Thailand, that guy also gives a quick massage while you wash your hands. Totally strange. I’ll give you all details when I get back. It was more than a little creepy.

By: The Ranting Human

The Ranting Human — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:57:04 +0000

And the one which downgrades the “lord”.

A massage? From a dude in the men’s bathroom? Please tell me that was a typo…

By: The Ranting Human

The Ranting Human — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:54:37 +0000

I’m buying that shirt.