28Nov/059
Battle of the Opposites
I've always wanted to hold a "battle of the opposites" tournament involving common household products.
Round one: a window unit air conditioner against a space heater.
I'd set both up, turn them on full blast and leave the room. I'd come back an hour later and see if the room is hot or cold.
Round two: sleeping pills vs wakey wakey pills.
I'd take a Unisom and a Vivarin and see whether I felt tired or alert.
Round three: humidifier vs dehumidifier.
Get these appliances running and let 'em battle it out. Would the room be humid or dry?
Round three: cheese against prunes.
I'd eat a huge plate of cheese and prunes. Would I get blocked up, or would I get the Hershey squirts?
Am I missing any other potential battles?
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November 28th, 2005 - 05:21
lol….sounds to me like you’re bored :p
November 28th, 2005 - 11:51
Viagra and a fifth of Jack Daniels? Erect or limp?
November 28th, 2005 - 14:05
Round 1: Unit air conditioner.
Round 2: Wakey wakey pills.
Round 3: Tie. Hershey squirt nuggets. Actually, that sounds pretty gross.
JJ: Hope you made it to the PI safely!
November 28th, 2005 - 17:26
i was thinking vinegar and sugar… but thats just sweet and sour sauce. someone beat you to the game!
the prunes and cheese game would be bad for me… im lactose intolerant. reading that made me run for the bathroom.
November 28th, 2005 - 23:20
Round 4. Imodium vs. a Laxitive just for added fun from Round 3
November 29th, 2005 - 03:18
“Round two: sleeping pills vs wakey wakey pills.
I’d take a Unisom and a Vivarin and see whether I felt tired or alert.”
Like you’ve never tried a more potent version of this before. Riiiiigggghhhhttttt.
November 29th, 2005 - 10:30
Whatchu know about that stuff, Jackie?
November 29th, 2005 - 18:39
Jackie:
After reading your comment I realized that people are running that experiment every day – with Vodka Red Bulls.
But I know you meant something even more potent than that. And, yes. Yes I have.
December 2nd, 2005 - 10:43
My My. A more potent version of this? I had a friend die from a more potent version of this years quite a few years ago. What DID they call that? Oh yes, speedball. Don’t you dare JJ!