Give Me Five and I’ll Get High
Dec. 01, 2005 by Jason
I just walked over to Dunkin’ Donuts to grab some breakfast before work. The lady behind the counter remembered me. She took my order and I asked her how her day was going so far. She said, “It’s been so busy. I can’t take a break or even a piss.” She started getting my food ready.
Another employee walked in the door, I assume returning from break. She snapped at him, “I need help Warren!”
He walked through the door to the kitchen area. She continued, “No, what I need is a break! Help that lady!”
Then she walked back over to me with my food. The total came to $5.02. She said, “Just give me five and I’ll get high.” So I did. And I guess she did.
(I’ve got pictures from the trip and tons of stories. I’ll write about that in the next couple of days.)
December 1st, 2005
You gotta give me $20 for me to get high.
December 1st, 2005
*sigh* Dunkin Donuts…I’ll settle for the sugar high.
December 2nd, 2005
They don’t have “sweets” where you are J.Mo? A fiver will do it. LOL