Comments on: Yes, I got a Massage From a Dude in a Thai Bathroom

By: JJ

JJ — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 16:27:41 +0000

J.Mo:
No happy endings – you don’t wanna get arrested!

English Guy:
I totally forgot my raincoat.

Wysol:
Definitely. It was awesome.

By: Wysol

Wysol — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 07:49:41 +0000

Whoa, that wasn’t a massage. That was a full-on spinal adjustment!

By: the english guy

the english guy — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 17:49:57 +0000

The word “relax”, especially in a bathroom with a massage guy putting me a half-nelson – definately should not go together. (especially in Thailand…) Were you wearing a condom just in case?

By: J.Mo

J.Mo — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 17:20:47 +0000

I think I’m going start hanging out in men’s bathrooms giving massages. I could probably make a lot of cash that way.

By: JJ

JJ — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 16:41:50 +0000

Sar:
Shitting = my favorite conversation topic.

MooAlex:
Ha! Definitely female, but not necessarily a lady.

By: mooalex

mooalex — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 13:07:43 +0000

The terms “lady” and “shoot a banana out of her vagina” don’t really belong in the same sentence.

By: Sar

Sar — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:37:51 +0000

“I had just taken a huge…” A little TMI there, JJ! ;0

Great story.

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:18:48 +0000

Maine:
Damn, I knew that place across the street looked pretty cool.

Mojotek:
Yeah, I think I finally realized what he was doing when I heard that first crack.

HotToTrot:
You’re right. They totally ignore the ladies. Lame. You know what though – some enterprising male pervert could feel up a ton of chicks if he started handing out free massages in a Thai women’s room. Just sayin’.

Diane:
Ev’s right. I’m a pussy.

Marc:
That’s why we get along so well. We appreciate the art of drining heavily and celebrating disfunction.

RockyJay:
If I thought the dude was a chick, I might have been even more freaked out. Like, “Why the fuck are you in the men’s room, and why are you staring at me?”
Damn, one of these days I’ll have to tell the story about my interaction with the ladyboy hairdresser in the Philippines.

Christa:
Yeah, if I took a swing at the guy, I probably would’ve been arrested.

MacBros:
I’m the perfect target. I’m very hesitant to fight back.

Ranting:
A hitman would never try to kill me. I own very little and I have no authority over anything.
You know who else says relax? Frankie Goes to Hollywood. But the guy didn’t really look like Frankie and we weren’t in Hollywood.

Ev:
I didn’t see any blowjob bars, but I did see a lady shoot a banana out of her vagina. Details another day.

MooAlex:
Hahaha! He probably would’ve decked me.

By: mooalex

mooalex — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 13:28:52 +0000

You should have asked him for a happy ending.

By: Ev

Ev — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:24:09 +0000

See, what you all don’t understand is that JJ is incapable of throwing a right cross. He couldn’t have “decked” him.

Besides, this just proves once and for all that JJ is truly “bi-curious”. I mean, there is no way in hell I’m going to let a stranger sneak up on me and start cracking my neck.

I hear there are blowjob bars in Thailand. Is this true, JJ?