8Dec/0515
You know how you put your own words to songs
Everyone does this.
Think of the star wars theme. Hum it and sing along with my made up words. By the way, I was mad at someone thinking this.
“asssssshole
you are an assssshole
you are an asshole
all of the time”.
Kinda like the starbucks commercial. Aka survivor, “eye of the tiger” (roy, roy roy roy).
But I have done this all of my life.
I’m going to try a freestyle Christmas version. "the christmas song".
“chestnuts roasting on an open fire”
“my nuts resting on your nose”
“my cock hung like a missle toe”
“once you are under it then you’ll know”
“merry christmas”
by the way, does the song go that way?
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December 8th, 2005 - 09:47
How about “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child?
Instead of:
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
It’s:
I don’t think you’re ready for spaghetti
December 8th, 2005 - 11:13
Brontosaurus Rex
Brontosaurus Rex
Brontosaurus Rex
Brontosaurus Rex
December 8th, 2005 - 11:57
JJ- for some reason, when i read that, I read it out loud to Vanilla Ice’s “Ninja Rap”….
December 8th, 2005 - 11:59
How about JayZ Big Pimpin’
Smirk Jimmy, cuttin’ cheese
Smirk Jimmy, I feel a hot breeze
December 8th, 2005 - 12:02
Susie, susie Q, where are you, I need to pay your pimp now,
if you don’t help me, Suuuusie, I know I’ll loose my dick now.
December 8th, 2005 - 13:04
I’ve had this song running through my head since I heard it:
http://www.ericblumrich.com/idiot.html
It’s worse than that Barney theme song I heard when my daughter was a tyke:
I punch you
You punch me
We’re a dys-function-al fam-i-ly…..
December 8th, 2005 - 16:08
Omni – Now you’ve got me singing the idiot son song…
December 8th, 2005 - 16:30
Jillian,
It is a catchy tune isn’t it?
December 8th, 2005 - 19:02
it’s fantastic.
December 9th, 2005 - 13:22
Jimmy, didn’t you think Little Red Corvette was “Pay the Rent Collect”
I still like “Dirty Knees and the Thunder Chiefs” better than Dirty
Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
Rasta Claus, Rasta Claus….
December 9th, 2005 - 17:06
it was my cousin who thought it was pay the rent collect.
i heard brontasaurus rex stopped by to say hello to rasta claus.
RASTA CLAUS!!!!!!
have an irie christmas.
December 9th, 2005 - 18:17
avocados walking down the street, avocados are really neat….avocados, avocados!
my favorite zshook song might still be tits n’ ass, but brontosaurus rex is a close second.
December 12th, 2005 - 07:46
what about the paige beck song!!???!!!!?????
December 12th, 2005 - 08:15
the paige beck song:
Big titties
Odd nipples
Good lovin’
Nice ass
Smooth lips
Great suckin’
My sweet dick
Her brown hole
Ass fuckin’
December 25th, 2005 - 00:09
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