The Churning
9Dec/0514

If I Joined the Navy, I’d be a Seaman

This is what the soap looks like in the men's room at my office:
picture of soap that looks like semen
That's all I'm going to say about that.

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  1. In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
    They want you. They want you. They want you as a new recruit.

  2. It’s funny.

    You say, “This is what the soap looks like” but you don’t specify whether that’s actually the soap or just something that looks like it.

    Are you a lefty, JJ? Or were you just taking a vacation from the norm?

  3. Marc:
    Great, now I’m going to have that awful song stuck in my head. Yesterday was even worse with Stuck on You.

    Maine:
    Hahaha!! No I’m not a lefty. But I’m not going to say whether it really is soap.

  4. Reminds me of our conversation this weekend about cum tasting like salty bleach.

  5. Ummm…. “our” conversation? I assure you I was not involved in that discussion.

  6. But it smells like dirty socks.

    Have you heard Cigaro yet from Mezmerize? Sounds like something you ought to just LOVE JJ. Hell- and Ev and Maine and Marc and any other guy frequents this tripped out blog.

  7. System? Sweet – I’ll have to check that out. Those guys rock.

    Holy shit – I just Googled the lyrics:
    My cock is much bigger than yours,
    My cock can walk right through the door…
    …Can’t you see that I love my cock?
    Can’t you see that you love my cock?
    Can’t you see that we love my cock?

  8. Do I have you pegged or not? LOL

  9. That must be an interesting song …

  10. God that’s such a great description! Cum really does taste like salty bleach! That’s so dead on! Like… all this time, i would always say it tasted like sour liquid soap, but no the bleach thing is so much more accur… umm….. er….. I mean…. I have…. no idea what sperm might taste like… despite my comments about… er…. um….

    *SMOKEBOMB*

  11. Hilarious, Maine. We have to meet, just like Marc and me.

    I must hear this song, Diane. On second thought, I must meet the man singing it.

    Hell, we should all meet.

  12. Yeah that would be a blast. I could fill y’all in on how we did it in the 60′s and 70′s. LOL

  13. *walks in room and sees a big crowd gathering*

    * sees what they are talking about and keeps on walking*

  14. Hmm,
    I’ve never HAD salty bleach. Guess I’ll have to take your word for it!!


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