The Churning
14Dec/0515

Gifts for Dorks

Looking to buy a gift or two for the lonely loser in your life? I've picked out a few classics:


Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler


Solo entertainment for the ladies


Proof you've got a geek fetish


Why is Chewie playing guitar?

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  1. Have you seen my red stapler?

  2. I think I saw it over at Corey’s Mac last time I was there. I KNOW I saw that vibrator at Mel’s.

  3. If you guys are thinking of getting me a christmas gift, I’d really need a new rabbit.

  4. JJ: Note I made an grammatical error in my last comment. I know that’s bugging you, weirdo.

  5. And another. Haha.

  6. J.Mo has a meen streik this morning!

  7. Wrapped, underneath my tree RIGHT NOW.. is a talking Darth Vader cookie jar.
    You probably think it’s for a young nephew or cousin or something.
    Nope.
    For my 32 year old husband. And sadly, it will probably make his Christmas.
    Lonely Losers Unite!

  8. I had a rabbit but didn’t like it. The ears hurt my clit, and I’m rather fond of my clit. So I threw it away and replaced it with a red stapler. You don’t EVEN know. =)

  9. MacBros:
    If they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire

    Diane:
    Were you digging through Mel’s underwear drawer or was it just sitting out in the open?

    J.Mo:
    Actually, I’ve corrected grammar in comments before. Not because it bothered me so much, but because I wanted to help my friends avoid potential embarrassment.
    I’ve since squashed that habit. Maybe I’m loosening up a bit.

    LC:
    I think your husband and I would get along swimmingly.

    April:
    Ouch – a stapler!

  10. I actually have that Chewy figure.

    No Im not kidding.

  11. That D. Bowie lyric, “Chewy played guitar” is now stuck in my head.

    PS: J.Mo, I know for a fact you do not need a rabbit.

  12. It’s on a friggin’ pedestal with accent lights shining on it JJ.

  13. Diane what the hell are you doing going through my “STUFF”

  14. I believe you have my dildo.

  15. lmao took me a while to figure out the security system but I managed.


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