Gifts for Dorks
Dec. 14, 2005 by Jason
Looking to buy a gift or two for the lonely loser in your life? I’ve picked out a few classics:
Dec. 14, 2005 by Jason
Looking to buy a gift or two for the lonely loser in your life? I’ve picked out a few classics:
December 14th, 2005
Have you seen my red stapler?
December 14th, 2005
I think I saw it over at Corey’s Mac last time I was there. I KNOW I saw that vibrator at Mel’s.
December 14th, 2005
If you guys are thinking of getting me a christmas gift, I’d really need a new rabbit.
December 14th, 2005
JJ: Note I made an grammatical error in my last comment. I know that’s bugging you, weirdo.
December 14th, 2005
And another. Haha.
December 14th, 2005
J.Mo has a meen streik this morning!
December 14th, 2005
Wrapped, underneath my tree RIGHT NOW.. is a talking Darth Vader cookie jar.
You probably think it’s for a young nephew or cousin or something.
Nope.
For my 32 year old husband. And sadly, it will probably make his Christmas.
Lonely Losers Unite!
December 14th, 2005
I had a rabbit but didn’t like it. The ears hurt my clit, and I’m rather fond of my clit. So I threw it away and replaced it with a red stapler. You don’t EVEN know. =)
December 14th, 2005
MacBros:
If they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire
Diane:
Were you digging through Mel’s underwear drawer or was it just sitting out in the open?
J.Mo:
Actually, I’ve corrected grammar in comments before. Not because it bothered me so much, but because I wanted to help my friends avoid potential embarrassment.
I’ve since squashed that habit. Maybe I’m loosening up a bit.
LC:
I think your husband and I would get along swimmingly.
April:
Ouch - a stapler!
December 14th, 2005
I actually have that Chewy figure.
No Im not kidding.
December 14th, 2005
That D. Bowie lyric, “Chewy played guitar” is now stuck in my head.
PS: J.Mo, I know for a fact you do not need a rabbit.
December 14th, 2005
It’s on a friggin’ pedestal with accent lights shining on it JJ.
December 15th, 2005
Diane what the hell are you doing going through my “STUFF”
December 15th, 2005
I believe you have my dildo.
December 15th, 2005
lmao took me a while to figure out the security system but I managed.