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16Dec/0597

Vaginal Hairstyles

You all seemed pretty interested in a recent post about whether dudes should shave their ballsacks - so I figured I'd bring up a similar subject for the ladies.

Okay girls, play along here. Which type of hairstyle do you sport downstairs? And for the guys - what hairstyle do you recommend for women?

I'll make it a little easier for you. I found a picture of a naked mannequin online and altered it to illustrate five of the most common pubic hair styles (according to O&A). Take a look:

Wood floor pubic hairstyle
Wood floor, shaved, Brazilian, bald 

landing strip pubic hairstyle
Landing strip, Brazilian runway

hitler mustache pubic hairstyle
Hitler mustache, patch, little triangle

classic triangle pubic hairstyle
Classic triangle, bikini wax, trimmed

earth mama muff pubic hairstyle
Earth mama muff, hippie hair, happy trail


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  1. I’m alright with the Classic triangle :P

  2. I think that pubic hairs are the most important way to please my man but I dont know which to go for – some advice ladies\!!!!

  3. moosy:
    One of the most common and yet most striking styles is the Landing Strip. It looks cool and it’s functional. Start by completely shaving your labia. You want all the hair near your folds removed. But stop at the top of your cooch, where the pupic patch begins. That’s where you’ll shave off the sides and leave a strip in the middle.

    If that sounds too complex, then just shave it all off. Your man will like that too.

  4. well i have landin strip lol its clean with a bit of personality lmao! i wudnt shave it all off tho i think it looks stoopid! lol x

  5. I myself am all about the wood floor it just feels nicer and looks the best. Recently my boyfriend said somthing about a Dorito from the girls on his “game film” (that he watches every day and looks up when I’m not around and thinks about when we have sex)….but i won’t get started there…..But what is that dorito all about??

  6. Lil Kim:
    Landing strip is cool, but don’t rule out the bald eagle. Some dudes really dig it.

    Matilda:
    Wow. I actually learned something new today! Thanks to you, I looked up “dorito” on urbandictionary.com:

    (N) A style of grooming a woman’s pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

  7. I dont know how to ask my g/f to shave like any of these. any suggestions?

  8. jim:
    Excellent question. All you have to do is ease into it. Act a little coy when you’re about to mention it. She’ll realize you’re not being critical or judgemental. Here are a few suggestions:

    “Hey, ummmm… I want to tell you about this dream I had. It was really sexy. You and I were having sex and I noticed that you had shaved. It was really hot.” (Hopefully she’ll ask if you want her to try it.)

    “Do you have any sexual fantasies? Anything you want to try?”
    (Hopefully she’ll respond positively and ask about your fantasies as well. Then you can mention the shaving.)

    Or just be straightforward about it, yet still coy:
    “Hey… I had this idea… I don’t know if you’d be into it… It’s kinda kinky… But I was thinking maybe you’d be interested in trying something… maybe shaving… you know…” (etc etc)

  9. Thanks for the info ill give it a try. hopefully it will end well =)

  10. hey, i change my style every week or so for my boyfriend, well i keep a small patch of pubic hair at the front which i shave in to different designs itadds fun and excitement to the realtionship, but my favourite has got to be the shaven haven.
    It just feels good to have his balls against my bald vagina :) xxx

  11. Keep it natural!

    More guys love the hair than you would think!

  12. i like shaving it all off except for my balls, i get kind of lazy down there so i usually just leave them alone. and by the way i prefer a woman to be completely shaven down there it really turns me on.

  13. I love shaving completly bald. It makes me feel more clean, allows for better visuals etc. I definately NEVER have a bush… that even scares me!

  14. JLaura:
    You are a good woman. I hope he realizes how lucky he is.

    rpm:
    Not to sound cliche, but “to each his own.” I know certain Asian cultures (and many more I’m sure) think of pubic hair as proof of womanwood and therefore sexiness. Current American trends tend toward the trimmed or shaved styles.

    eric:
    That’s interesting. I think other dudes shave the balls and simply trim the pubic patch. Must look like you’re frowing a beard down there.

    Kadie:
    I’m with you on this one. Cleanliness is key. Even if it just “feels” cleaner.

  15. I use to use the “landing strip” style all the time. I always refered to it as a mohawk though because it sounded cooler. It was easy to maintain and stuff. One time I accidently shaved a chunk of the hair off so I just shaved it all off and have been going bald eagle ever since. It is nice and I feel cleaner. The downside is the time it took for the itchiness of the hairs to stop where the old ‘hawk used to be.

  16. Hi

    is there anybody with link or explanation how jamaica pussy hairstyle looks like :-) ?

    tnx

    tito

  17. Well maybe you are what I coin the people who live in Golden Bay near Nelson, South Island NZ, they are rich yuppies gone hippie, so are called YIPPIES, and I can imagine most of the sheila’s would have gone ‘earth mumma’ down below (just going by their ‘earth mumma’ underarms…. (thats the Yippies not the general population in that area))

    So whats a Yippie downunder hairstyle? bearing in mind your parameters, Personal grooming is important but you’re a slacker (can’t be bothered spending the time shaving…?)

  18. I alternate between being clean shaven & having a landing strip. It just feels nicer! But I have to sympathise with Dannielle regarding the itchiness when it starts growing back, that part is not nice.

  19. Do the landing strip, it is cleaner and has a style to it.

  20. I’ve never met a woman that is too hairy. Despite the current trend I much prefer a woman with super hairy thighs and a diamond not a triangle. My first girlfriend was endowed with such a massive, thick treasure trail you could barely makeout where her navel was. That’s still my kind of girl.

  21. I would put my vote in for the triangle or the slightly trimmed (just around the edges) earth mama. My wife has a very thick, long bush and just trims enough to keep it from hanging out. To me there is nothing sexier than seeing her in a bikini or panties and seeing that big bulge of muff trying to get out…

  22. I like a pussy with perfectly clean shaved lips, and the sides of the bikini area also clean shaved. However, there should be a fairly wide, and very long strip of hair in the middle of the bikini area, and the hair should be quite heavy and long in that area.

    To me, this looks best when the long hairs are combed (or pulled) away from the body so that they stand out distinctly and look like a cushion.

  23. i find shaved the best, feels better for both persons during sex, and better for both for oral, i dont gag on a hair and she feels my tongue better. also the labia that is a perfect venus cleft, like a cameltoe shape when bald all nice and tucked like a young girl (not that im into lolitas)is very aesthetic and attractive, but if it looks more like a pastrami sandwich, perhaps a little triangle to hide that may be best.

  24. i prefer a full bush to the little girl styles

  25. Personally, I prefer the wild and woolly crotch forest. I like to give her oral sex, and while my fat face is smooshing into her pelvis, I comb her bush down over my head and pretend that I am one of the Beatles! She loves you, yea, yea yea!

  26. Classic triangle or trimmed earth mama is great. Hate the bald eagle and landing strip. The more hair, the better. Pubic hair just drives me mad it’s so sexy xD leave it there girls ;D

  27. i cant stand lots of hair its itchy and kinda scary a little triangle is ok

  28. I love he pubic hair shaved like a turned around V

  29. Robert, ever tried having no hair down there??? THAT is itchy as hell. And kind of Paedophilic. But I’ll let you off cos you don’t mind a small triangle, as long as it’s not too small, like those ugly as hell strips.

  30. I used to love making various designs of my pubic hair; however it itches bad when you shave and like others have said, waxing hurts like hell. so not I just shave completely around the sides, the but and the mons pubis area. Then I cut the remainder to about 1 cm. it works well for me. keep my coo pretty and fresh. Plus, i will not have sex whatsoever without having my girl licked, so for a dude who does not like my pubic cut enough to lace her with his tongue, he is not my dude, and not getting near my coo.

  31. ha so what’s the guys’ consensus on waxing?
    I’ve always kept mine natural, just a bit trimmed. It’s more comfortable. The few times I did shave it was so itchy when the hair starts growing back, and it feels weird not having any extra cushioning between flesh and panties.
    I never thought it was a huge deal. Most guys I been with don’t seem to mind it. No one’s ever told they love it particularly. Which is why it’s funny to me that some guys on here say they prefer it. I just assumed most guys nowadays are so used to the waxing fad that they expect girls to all be waxed. Hmm probably because they watch too much porn and all porn stars are waxed. I have had one guy to tell me they want me to wax it. But he was sort of an asshole anyway and I told him to fuck off and ended the relationship right there.
    And about the different waxing styles and shapes… they’re pretty creepy. The landing strip thing is ridiculous. It’s like overly trimmed and stylized beards or handlebar mustaches. It’s not very hot, just funny.

  32. Joy:
    Waxing is a must. At the very least, a woman needs to keep it waxed around the bikini line. The landing strip might be a fad – but guys love it.

  33. Personally, I’m the bald eagle type, but it’s hell to shave that area, unless you’ve let it grow for a bit first. Really wish there was a way to make that hair NOT grow back.

  34. Earth mama muff all the way! Love it.

  35. i’ve always had a wood floor. i think its alot more comfortable. can be annoying to shave and im not one for waxing there… waxing legs – no problem. just don’t trust it else where lol.
    i have attempted the landing strip but found i didnt like it as much.
    so im a wooden floor girl all the way and my boyfriend seems to like it so alls good :)

  36. Fucking wood floor all the way!

  37. Girls, if you want to shave and at the same time keep the itching to a minimum, take one-a-day non-drowsy hayfever tablets for three days or so afterwards. Kills the irritation. Magic! Now tell your friends. A lot of men are sick of being expected to go down on hairy labia.

  38. Personally I prefer it totally shaved. It is so hot during sex. I also completely shave the whole package down there and it makes for great sensations during sex and she loves it. As for the itching, I find if I shave it a couple times a week and use an aftershave balm there is no itching.

    Earth mamma muff is the worst. It sucks having to go down on a woman who has a huge bush down there that you have to spread apart just to do the deed. Gagging on hair is not fun.

  39. Мдаа..интересный пост. Вот только об этом пишут все кому не лень. Ини что, читают друг у друга новости и своим языком их пересказывают? В сео блогах это особенно заметно. Народ, столько новостей интересных в мире…

  40. мало инфы. Вы бы хоть постарались написать посто-то. Всё-таки вас читает много народа, да и в поисковике по этой теме вы на первой странице…ай яй яй…не хорошо :(

  41. I must sound very stupid but here is my ordeal:

    I always had boyfriends who wanted my vagina completely bald. I liked it as well because it was clean and no hair was getting in anyone’s mouth. Not to mention, it was so easy just to shave it all off and go. As of before, I never had to style my vagina hair any certain way. My boyfriend now is older, and more “old school” and wants more hair. He does not want a 70’s bush or anything, but he wants something more than completely bald. If I do go over to his house bald, it’s not like he hates it or denies me of sex ha ha but he’ll make comments like “My opinion doesn’t matter” and other stuff. I kept trying to style it and usually would mess up and just have to shave it all off. At one point, I finally made a “landing strip” and I was quite proud of it, but of course there was not enough hair for his liking. I did not make it very thin, but it was not too thick either. I am thinking about doing the classic triangle but I don’t even know how to go about that. Or also making another landing strip but I suppose just making it thicker. I even told him to draw on my vagina with a marker of the shape he wants it and I’ll trim it how he would like it but he does not want to do that. Yet he wants to shave me which I hate the thought of that but I suppose I can let him. I am guessing I’ll probably just have to keep experimenting like I have been doing and see how it all goes. He mentioned about looking on the computer with him and we would look at photos of vagina hair styles and he’ll show me what exactly he wants. To be honest, I hate the idea of looking at other women’s vagina’s with him. In the city I live in, it’s very small and unless you want to drive over an hour away there is no place that does waxing\styling around here. Or I would have done that months ago!!

    Does anyone have any ideas? Suggestions? Comments? Tips on how to style your vagina hair. Like I said, I must sound stupid but I am seriously somewhat clueless about styling vagina hair. I’ve always had a bald beaver. I don’t even know if anyone will read this and\or respond. The last person who wrote was only a few weeks ago, but it’s in some language. I’m not sure if anyone has read this post in years other than whitubbilia or whatever.

  42. You gotta trim the hair to about 1/4 to 1/2 an inch overall with an electric shaver. Then you can shave the edges with a razor to shape it the way you want (waxing is better, though it’s not easy to do yourself). Landing strip is common/popular, and a small triangle is fine. Whatever you prefer. Then make sure you shave/wax the outer labia.

  43. Def CLASSIC TRIANGLE & LANDING STRIP look best but of course nice n bald is always good ;) also

  44. Понравился Ваш сайт! В рунете вообще мало чего дельного в блогах пишут. Всё стараются друг у друга скопировать посты. Года 2 назад было интересно ходить по разным блогам-видно было сразу-люди старались писать посты..а щас уже только для яндекса и стараются. Вообщем желаю продолжать Вам в Том же духе.
    С уважением Ваш читатель.

  45. +1 к предыдущему коментарию..

  46. ООО..давно искал. Забрал в букмарки. Автор, пишите почаще..не забрасывайте блог…Кстати не мешало бы диз поменять.

  47. а тут есть что почитать :) так держать…не забрасывайте блог.


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