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Vaginal Hairstyles
You all seemed pretty interested in a recent post about whether dudes should shave their ballsacks - so I figured I'd bring up a similar subject for the ladies.
Okay girls, play along here. Which type of hairstyle do you sport downstairs? And for the guys - what hairstyle do you recommend for women?
I'll make it a little easier for you. I found a picture of a naked mannequin online and altered it to illustrate five of the most common pubic hair styles (according to O&A). Take a look:

Wood floor, shaved, Brazilian, baldÂ

Landing strip, Brazilian runway

Hitler mustache, patch, little triangle

Classic triangle, bikini wax, trimmed

Earth mama muff, hippie hair, happy trail

December 16th, 2005 - 05:23
I’m going to have to go on the record as saying I enjoy the classic triangle on my lady.
December 16th, 2005 - 10:47
Any of them are fine with me. By the time I find out what kind of haircut I’ve got to contend with, I’m already halfway down to business, and I’ll be damned if I’m pulling up lame because she’s got anything short of bald spots.
December 16th, 2005 - 11:27
whos got time for all that fancy stuff? lol
December 16th, 2005 - 12:41
I’d recommend anything but Earth Mamma, reminds be of Chewbaca and it’s kinda scary.
December 16th, 2005 - 13:20
A lady doesn’t wax and tell. Use your imagination.
December 16th, 2005 - 13:51
Okay – then perhaps…
What type of hairstyle would you recommend to a girlfriend looking for advice?
December 16th, 2005 - 13:55
I used to like this one back in the day, but I’d more likely support this one now.
December 16th, 2005 - 13:57
Argh! LOL Fix the html for me JJ!
December 16th, 2005 - 14:10
Fixed.
December 16th, 2005 - 14:30
Oh and for the record – out of the two you suggested, I think I prefer the first one. The second one scares me!
December 16th, 2005 - 14:35
I vary my hairstyle from the classic triange (only a really small triangle) to a diamond to a heart shaped. I used to do the landing strip and I once tried the wood floor. Notice I said once. Not a big fan of being completely bald. However, I must shave my lips (labia) because I just like it that way.
December 16th, 2005 - 15:09
LOL JJ Yeah April the wood floor has splinters. Not very comfortable.
December 16th, 2005 - 15:40
Hmmm…I *like* the wood floor.
December 16th, 2005 - 15:51
I like the mannequin’s boobs.
Wait, what were we talking about again?
December 16th, 2005 - 16:46
Waxing HURTS.
Whoever came up with the idea of pouring hot wax on THAT area and then ripping it off.. is clearly a MAN.
You boys should give it a try!
December 16th, 2005 - 16:59
Hehe.. you are all talking about vaginas.
December 16th, 2005 - 17:34
I actually fall in the category of “just keep it maintained”. It’s all attractive as long as the hair’s not 3 inches long and starts going down the sides of her thighs.
From wood floor to classic triangle… I’m all up in it.
For those girls needing advice, start with the classic triangle. If you don’t mind doing that, then you can start to get a little crazy with it. The landing strip or straight bald-beaver are pretty fun (I’ve shaved a couple of both in my day). And if you go with the classic triangle, be sure to trim for length too, less than 3/4″ is appropriate. Remember, the more pleasing you make it for a guy to go down on you, the more often he’ll do it.
Wow, bet you didn’t think I knew this much about bush maintenance!
December 17th, 2005 - 01:55
The harrier the better. I love pubic hair.
December 17th, 2005 - 02:15
it seems fitting that i go away for a while, come back, and there are five sort-of women displaying varying degrees of pubic hair on the churning. well done, jj.
December 17th, 2005 - 06:14
I really prefer to refer to mine as a mini mohawk. Gives it a bit of an attitude.
December 17th, 2005 - 12:19
the classic lightening bolt cut is my tops.
December 17th, 2005 - 12:46
I prefer “landing strip” because it’s quite self explanatory ; when you totally drunk, you find pussy-soon-to-be-eaten easier.
Then again, if no eating, no carpet. ANY of it!
December 17th, 2005 - 18:21
Brazilian wood floors are sexy, for both men and women. Or trimmed, at a minimum.
December 18th, 2005 - 07:54
As a British surgeon once said to me after removing my tubes – You ARE a real redhead :pp
Anyways…I prefer the trimmed triangle. Shave it all off is itchy as hell and there’s no wax in the world that would reach that region, that’s for sure :p
JJ…you’ve been Singled Out btw….or tagged…whatever the difference is.
December 18th, 2005 - 17:28
JMo, we’re always on the same page!
December 18th, 2005 - 17:30
I concur with J.Mo.
December 18th, 2005 - 19:24
I like em’ all. Except the Chewbaca one.
So when do we recieve em’?
December 19th, 2005 - 17:12
I have to say, the landing strip or wood floor are my favorites.
April 4th, 2006 - 00:40
the one that i always have is the landing strip because i dont have much hair or space to be able to get to the classic triangle or the chewbaca ones
May 5th, 2006 - 10:39
Wood floor is my fave but it’s hell to maintain. The brazilian is excruciating. Worse than childbirth, in fact. I go back and forth between that, the landing strip and the triangle.
May 5th, 2006 - 11:33
Wood floor is my fave too.. It just seems cleaner to me.
May 5th, 2006 - 21:01
more sensation, too.
but I like a nicely groomed triangle on my man. go figure.
May 25th, 2006 - 00:24
bald is the best but anything more harry than a landing strip is gross.
June 2nd, 2006 - 16:27
What about the guys who shave… i shave…
June 2nd, 2006 - 16:52
DangerZone:
I think it’s best. It’s only fair.
June 2nd, 2006 - 16:53
DangerZone:
Check out this post:
http://www.thechurning.com/2005/11/01/shaving-balls/
August 23rd, 2006 - 14:53
I prefer the “earth mama muff,” what can I say?
The “classic triangle” is nice too… anything else seems a bit unnatural, and boring.
Please, ladies, Hair is Good!
August 23rd, 2006 - 16:06
Pete’s going old school! Rock on, dude.
October 30th, 2006 - 23:44
Very good, although I was in a hairdressers once who had pics of “down under” styles, there was diamond, clubs, spades and hearts (deck of cards) and various capital letters, like T, F, V (to recall a few) Of course there is also the fully shaved version which is nice if a fella doesn’t want muff up his nose when going down.
On a similar note, I was discussing with Jean, what do sheila’s call “that area” and she had heard the term “The Playground” which is pretty cool and we now use. We have now coined a few phrases which we use.
“The playground is shut due to monthly maintenance”
“The Playground’s wide open and Ready…”
“There’s a light breeze over the playground” (no panties… invite for a visitor)
Have fun guys, share this with ya sheila
November 29th, 2006 - 12:15
The fetish has become the norm and the norm the fetish. A true beauty keeps a bush. The wooden floor is a little too pre-pubescent. If we keep up all the hair removal and medical enhancements we all might as well move into the Barbie Beach House with Ken and Barbie…
November 29th, 2006 - 12:46
henry:
I love a little creativity when it comes to sex. The playing cards theme sounds particularly promising…
Jtone:
I can respect a guy who wants his lady to keep it au naturale downstairs. But it seems to me the fashion trend of late involves a close trim at the very least.
I would argue that if a true beauty keeps a bush, then a true beauty would also let her armpit hair grow, stop waxing her upper lip, stop plucking her eyebrows, and stop shaving her legs. Au naturale.
December 24th, 2006 - 10:42
In recent years the natural, that is bush, has been portrayed as an outdated fad. This is ridiculous. Unless women have evolved their hair away it’s still there. It probably developed to attract males in the first place. I know it attracts me. Please start a movement to bring it back. The classic triangle is my favourite although the earth mama muff has a lot going for it. The Brazilian has become boring. All of my male friends dislike it too and want pubes back. Give me natural any day!
December 24th, 2006 - 10:54
William:
I guess it comes down to personal preference. But if you suggest that keeping the bush is natural, then I assume you also prefer your lady to let her leg and armpit hair grow, along with her eyebrows, and upper lip.
December 24th, 2006 - 13:43
Lol, JJ.. the Au naturale is me.. :p but only cos i’m too lazy to shave and no-ones seeing anything anywho since i broke up with my last b/f about 3 month ago.. *shrugs* but usually i just go for a nice plain triangle.. it doesn’t half itch when the hairs growing back.. i was permantly using talc… :p
December 24th, 2006 - 14:29
Jayne:
Funny funny. I would recommend that even if you’re not getting any action, you’ve gotta keep it clean down there. You never know when you might have the opportunity for a skinny dip.
January 1st, 2007 - 07:30
what about guy puubic hair styles I can’t think of anything to do with my shit
January 1st, 2007 - 14:40
Guys typically just trim it up or shave it all off.
January 5th, 2007 - 14:27
how are you all saying that the natural public hair look is gross? you are all the same people who think that the smell of someone who isnt wearing perfume is gross too. if we werent meant to have hair down there, then we wouldnt be born with it. don’t get me wrong, my husband likes it when i trim it, but he would never complain no matter how hairy!
January 5th, 2007 - 14:37
Okay… Of course personal preference is fine. I’m just saying that the “God put it there” argument doesn’t make sense in modern society.
Sure, pubic hair is natural. But so is armpit hair, leg hair, ever-growing hair on your head, dreadlocks, toe jam, super long fingernails, wisdom teeth, etc etc etc. These things grow on our bodies, yet we cut them off to feel comfortable and to please our significant others.
January 7th, 2007 - 16:50
Hey “you all suck” this is just a discussion…. its not like international laws are being passed requiring you to shave yourself down below, LIGHTEN UP GIRL. I agree with JJ at the end of the day it comes down to Personal Preference, whether JJ believes in God or not, although the “God put it there” argument is very applicable in modern society.