The Churning
16Dec/05110

Vaginal Hairstyles

You all seemed pretty interested in a recent post about whether dudes should shave their ballsacks - so I figured I'd bring up a similar subject for the ladies.

Okay girls, play along here. Which type of hairstyle do you sport downstairs? And for the guys - what hairstyle do you recommend for women?

I'll make it a little easier for you. I found a picture of a naked mannequin online and altered it to illustrate five of the most common pubic hair styles (according to O&A). Take a look:

Wood floor pubic hairstyle
Wood floor, shaved, Brazilian, bald 

landing strip pubic hairstyle
Landing strip, Brazilian runway

hitler mustache pubic hairstyle
Hitler mustache, patch, little triangle

classic triangle pubic hairstyle
Classic triangle, bikini wax, trimmed

earth mama muff pubic hairstyle
Earth mama muff, hippie hair, happy trail


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  1. I’m going to have to go on the record as saying I enjoy the classic triangle on my lady.

  2. Any of them are fine with me. By the time I find out what kind of haircut I’ve got to contend with, I’m already halfway down to business, and I’ll be damned if I’m pulling up lame because she’s got anything short of bald spots.

  3. whos got time for all that fancy stuff? lol

  4. I’d recommend anything but Earth Mamma, reminds be of Chewbaca and it’s kinda scary.

  5. A lady doesn’t wax and tell. Use your imagination.

  6. Okay – then perhaps…
    What type of hairstyle would you recommend to a girlfriend looking for advice?

  7. I used to like this one back in the day, but I’d more likely support this one now.

  8. Argh! LOL Fix the html for me JJ!

  9. Oh and for the record – out of the two you suggested, I think I prefer the first one. The second one scares me! ;)

  10. I vary my hairstyle from the classic triange (only a really small triangle) to a diamond to a heart shaped. I used to do the landing strip and I once tried the wood floor. Notice I said once. Not a big fan of being completely bald. However, I must shave my lips (labia) because I just like it that way.

  11. LOL JJ Yeah April the wood floor has splinters. Not very comfortable.

  12. Hmmm…I *like* the wood floor.

  13. I like the mannequin’s boobs.

    Wait, what were we talking about again?

  14. Waxing HURTS.
    Whoever came up with the idea of pouring hot wax on THAT area and then ripping it off.. is clearly a MAN.
    You boys should give it a try!

  15. Hehe.. you are all talking about vaginas.

  16. I actually fall in the category of “just keep it maintained”. It’s all attractive as long as the hair’s not 3 inches long and starts going down the sides of her thighs.

    From wood floor to classic triangle… I’m all up in it.

    For those girls needing advice, start with the classic triangle. If you don’t mind doing that, then you can start to get a little crazy with it. The landing strip or straight bald-beaver are pretty fun (I’ve shaved a couple of both in my day). And if you go with the classic triangle, be sure to trim for length too, less than 3/4″ is appropriate. Remember, the more pleasing you make it for a guy to go down on you, the more often he’ll do it.

    Wow, bet you didn’t think I knew this much about bush maintenance!

  17. The harrier the better. I love pubic hair.

  18. it seems fitting that i go away for a while, come back, and there are five sort-of women displaying varying degrees of pubic hair on the churning. well done, jj.

  19. I really prefer to refer to mine as a mini mohawk. Gives it a bit of an attitude.

  20. the classic lightening bolt cut is my tops.

  21. I prefer “landing strip” because it’s quite self explanatory ; when you totally drunk, you find pussy-soon-to-be-eaten easier.

    Then again, if no eating, no carpet. ANY of it!

  22. Brazilian wood floors are sexy, for both men and women. Or trimmed, at a minimum.

  23. As a British surgeon once said to me after removing my tubes – You ARE a real redhead :pp

    Anyways…I prefer the trimmed triangle. Shave it all off is itchy as hell and there’s no wax in the world that would reach that region, that’s for sure :p

    JJ…you’ve been Singled Out btw….or tagged…whatever the difference is.

  24. JMo, we’re always on the same page!

  25. I concur with J.Mo.

  26. I like em’ all. Except the Chewbaca one.
    So when do we recieve em’?

  27. I have to say, the landing strip or wood floor are my favorites.

  28. the one that i always have is the landing strip because i dont have much hair or space to be able to get to the classic triangle or the chewbaca ones

  29. Wood floor is my fave but it’s hell to maintain. The brazilian is excruciating. Worse than childbirth, in fact. I go back and forth between that, the landing strip and the triangle.

  30. Wood floor is my fave too.. It just seems cleaner to me.

  31. more sensation, too.

    but I like a nicely groomed triangle on my man. go figure.

  32. bald is the best but anything more harry than a landing strip is gross.

  33. What about the guys who shave… i shave…

  34. DangerZone:
    I think it’s best. It’s only fair.

  35. I prefer the “earth mama muff,” what can I say?
    The “classic triangle” is nice too… anything else seems a bit unnatural, and boring.

    Please, ladies, Hair is Good!

  36. Pete’s going old school! Rock on, dude.

  37. Very good, although I was in a hairdressers once who had pics of “down under” styles, there was diamond, clubs, spades and hearts (deck of cards) and various capital letters, like T, F, V (to recall a few) Of course there is also the fully shaved version which is nice if a fella doesn’t want muff up his nose when going down.
    On a similar note, I was discussing with Jean, what do sheila’s call “that area” and she had heard the term “The Playground” which is pretty cool and we now use. We have now coined a few phrases which we use.
    “The playground is shut due to monthly maintenance”
    “The Playground’s wide open and Ready…”
    “There’s a light breeze over the playground” (no panties… invite for a visitor)

    Have fun guys, share this with ya sheila

  38. The fetish has become the norm and the norm the fetish. A true beauty keeps a bush. The wooden floor is a little too pre-pubescent. If we keep up all the hair removal and medical enhancements we all might as well move into the Barbie Beach House with Ken and Barbie…

  39. henry:
    I love a little creativity when it comes to sex. The playing cards theme sounds particularly promising…

    Jtone:
    I can respect a guy who wants his lady to keep it au naturale downstairs. But it seems to me the fashion trend of late involves a close trim at the very least.

    I would argue that if a true beauty keeps a bush, then a true beauty would also let her armpit hair grow, stop waxing her upper lip, stop plucking her eyebrows, and stop shaving her legs. Au naturale.

  40. In recent years the natural, that is bush, has been portrayed as an outdated fad. This is ridiculous. Unless women have evolved their hair away it’s still there. It probably developed to attract males in the first place. I know it attracts me. Please start a movement to bring it back. The classic triangle is my favourite although the earth mama muff has a lot going for it. The Brazilian has become boring. All of my male friends dislike it too and want pubes back. Give me natural any day!

  41. William:
    I guess it comes down to personal preference. But if you suggest that keeping the bush is natural, then I assume you also prefer your lady to let her leg and armpit hair grow, along with her eyebrows, and upper lip.

  42. Lol, JJ.. the Au naturale is me.. :p but only cos i’m too lazy to shave and no-ones seeing anything anywho since i broke up with my last b/f about 3 month ago.. *shrugs* but usually i just go for a nice plain triangle.. it doesn’t half itch when the hairs growing back.. i was permantly using talc… :p

  43. Jayne:
    Funny funny. I would recommend that even if you’re not getting any action, you’ve gotta keep it clean down there. You never know when you might have the opportunity for a skinny dip. :)

  44. what about guy puubic hair styles I can’t think of anything to do with my shit

  45. Guys typically just trim it up or shave it all off.

  46. how are you all saying that the natural public hair look is gross? you are all the same people who think that the smell of someone who isnt wearing perfume is gross too. if we werent meant to have hair down there, then we wouldnt be born with it. don’t get me wrong, my husband likes it when i trim it, but he would never complain no matter how hairy!

  47. Okay… Of course personal preference is fine. I’m just saying that the “God put it there” argument doesn’t make sense in modern society.

    Sure, pubic hair is natural. But so is armpit hair, leg hair, ever-growing hair on your head, dreadlocks, toe jam, super long fingernails, wisdom teeth, etc etc etc. These things grow on our bodies, yet we cut them off to feel comfortable and to please our significant others.

  48. Hey “you all suck” this is just a discussion…. its not like international laws are being passed requiring you to shave yourself down below, LIGHTEN UP GIRL. I agree with JJ at the end of the day it comes down to Personal Preference, whether JJ believes in God or not, although the “God put it there” argument is very applicable in modern society.


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