‘Tis the Season for Tagging
Blame Christa for this one:
You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
I wish you would be my friend.
Wish for 6 more wishes.
1. I wish Google wasn't such a fucking mess. They dropped me again. Search for The Churning and you'll find us on page 9. And it's not even our main page. Googlebots = cockblocks.
2. I wish all comment spammers would contract painful genital warts and a horrible case of anal leakage.
3. I wish people would stop trying to teach public school children that evolution is "just a theory." At least Pennsylvania made the right decision. Teach that shit in church if you must. Besides, everyone knows that Earth was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
4. I wish a local brewery would suddenly offer me a shitload of money to work in their corporate office, where they'd be terribly impressed by my half-assed attempt to pretend to be busy for 8 hours a day. And each day I could bring a six pack home with me.
5. I wish Philly would legalize marijuana, furthering the city's legacy as a bastion of liberty. Plus I'd like to be able to roll a fatty at the corner bar if the mood struck me.
6. I wish my dog would stop pissing on his jacket. Yes, he wears a jacket. It's fucking cold here. And yes, his aim sucks.
What animal would you be?
Chupacabra. Enough said.
Something you want to do in your life:
Stop being such a lazy piece of shit.
One song you could listen to over and over again:
"My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiime."
Or how about - "Ice ice baby. Dun dun dun dun dunununuh."
Coke or Pepsi?
No Coke. Pepsi. Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger.
Actually I only drink lager.
Something you currently desire:
A large cheese pizza.
One good deed you’ve done lately:
I saved a bunch of kids who were trapped in a burning church. Wait, no. That was Ponyboy.
A funny moment in your life:
I used to work in a drug store photo lab. Full time. After I graduated from college. That's pretty funny in a horribly depressing sort of way.
Now I'm supposed to tag some other people. If you feel like playing along, great. If not, great. Do as you wish, but know this: I played along because I'm no cockblock.
1. Ranting
2. Cinders
3. JuicyA
4. Nicky
5. MacBros
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December 20th, 2005 - 13:44
Yer so kind, JJ….lol…thanks for playing with me.
And cheese pizza seems to be on the menu today eh? Go and get one. No one can stop you
December 20th, 2005 - 14:01
Fix your broken link tag. Put a space between the quotes and target=. It cut off like three lines of the post.
December 20th, 2005 - 14:07
Christa:
Pizza’s always on the menu for ol’ JJ.
Maine:
Thanks dude. I’m been trying to wean myself off of target=_blank so I went back through this post and removed them. I guess I screwed one up in the process.
December 20th, 2005 - 15:52
Maine you’re such an anal douchebag for pointing out his mistakes. How else am I supposed to get my required laughs for the day? Mocking your questionable sexuality has grown tired.
December 20th, 2005 - 16:11
Ev:
Maine knows I’m completely neurotic and wants to save me a little embarrassment. You on the other hand would laugh about it, let the mistake sit there all day, then call me on my cell at the end of the day and tell me I’m an incompetent asshole.
I prefer Maine’s approach – but yours is a helluva lot funnier.
December 20th, 2005 - 16:15
I put a poll on my site once that asked if when you click a link would you rather it go to a new page or to a page with a back arrow and out of 20 votes only one person wanted the page with a back arrow, so take that into consideration before totally weaning. Or better yet! Do your own poll. I target=”blank” all the time. Come to think of it though I’m damned tired of typing it in all the time, I think I’ll make a macro…
December 20th, 2005 - 17:34
Hey Bud!
I just started reading your site a week or so ago. I forget how I found it…but anyway…I’m hooked! Really good stuff. It’s now on my daily reading while I’m supposed to working list.
I would wish for 3,4,5, and 6 as well.
December 20th, 2005 - 18:01
Diane:
Hmmmm… I’ve always suspected that people might prefer _blank. I know I do. That’s just the way I surf. I’ll have like 30 sites open at once while I’m reading blogs. If you can figure out that macro, please let me know!
Ron:
Thanks, I’m glad you found us. I sent you an e-mail about the Philly blog ring.
December 20th, 2005 - 18:21
You wanna see neurotic?
I put back all the _blank targets.
December 20th, 2005 - 19:19
Ok, ok, I’ll accept my tag… but after Christmas… I’m off galavanting tomorrow!
December 20th, 2005 - 22:32
Funny Blog… am I comment spamming?
Well even if I am, good blog anyway
December 20th, 2005 - 22:42
I always love your meme’s JJ. I still have to get over to your MySpace. That’s MyBad.
December 21st, 2005 - 08:45
Hey,
followed the bread trail from Ranting Human’s page.
Very nice. Very nice.
December 21st, 2005 - 11:09
One of my fraternity brothers from my undergrad days has that song “Party All the Time” as his ring-tone. It’s hilarious because he’s this sleazy guy who’s a general manager of a pawn/jewelry store…
December 21st, 2005 - 11:12
I stole your meme, son.
December 21st, 2005 - 12:04
Nicky:
Have fun galavanting. I love galavanting. Actually, I just love saying “galavanting.”
Tina:
Yes, but at least you’re nice about it.
Sar:
Yeah, you should sign up. I’m trying to get cool blog people to join each others’ friends lists. It’s good for a few hits a day.
Antickpix:
Glad you stopped by. I like your site. I’m a total movie geek and you’ve got a few picks I’ve never even heard of. Excellent.
Mojotek:
Yeah, I was trying to pick a couple of funny songs. Both of the ones I chose are on Blender’s short-list of the worst songs of all time.
Maine:
I’m shocked. I always figured you hated that kind of shit.
December 22nd, 2005 - 01:03
Maine:
You just stole it? How am I supposed to tag you when I finally get around to doing it?
JJ:
Yeah I’ll do it. Evantually. I’m making a list.
December 22nd, 2005 - 05:24
Chupacabra? Cool!
I think there’s a slight possibility that I might be a cockblock.
January 1st, 2006 - 08:54
Ok, tis done
apologies for the epic entry you have to read that it is part of… 
And look… I even tagged people! :-O
Hey and how da hell do I pingback you?
January 4th, 2006 - 01:32
Forget what I said. I am no cockblock. Did the tag.