Merry Fartmas and a Happy Poop Year
Dec. 22, 2005 by Jason
Loyal reader JuicyA sent a couple of holiday cards to The Churning household all the way from Canada. Thanks!
Here’s what she wrote:
To: JJ
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and may all your poop be filled with corn and peanuts.To: JD
Good luck with ‘holding it’ in the elevator and may all your farts smell like hotdogs.
Thank you for recognizing the comedy value of holiday related shit jokes.
December 22nd, 2005
Wow… she must know you and JD WAY too well. It’s always nice to gets Christmas cards that really get in touch with the “inner” you. Haha, I made a punny.
December 22nd, 2005
Dude, there’s no screen name better than “Juicy A.” I have yet to see it and not smirk just a little.
December 22nd, 2005
You are very very welcome. People constantly comment on the fart sticker you sent me…it just seemed ever so appropriate.
December 22nd, 2005
I don’t believe I’ve had a fart that smelled like hotdogs. Occassionally they’ll smell like bacon, which is my personal favorite. But never hotdogs. Do I have to eat hotdogs for my farts to smell like them?
What’s up with all of the shit talk on blogs lately?
December 22nd, 2005
I like to write about shit… and beer… and sex… and pubic hair. Anyway, shit’s a common topic around here.
The whole hotdog fart thing is a reference to my little dog JD. He ate a raw hot dog once and the next morning his farts smelled like shit mixed with hotdogs. It’s just so strange when feces smells like actual food.
I wonder if Kobayashi’s shit ever smells like hotdogs.
December 22nd, 2005
JJ,
Gotta go with you on this one. Farts are always good for a laugh, and don’t let those women fool you…they love ‘em too, they just PRETEND not to…or at least that what I choose to believe.
December 30th, 2005
Jokes about shitting ARE hilarious.