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23Dec/0517

Phoebe’s Milk Sacks Say “Merry Christmas”

I've had an epiphany - and it has something to do with Phoebe Cates' tits.

As far back as I can remember, I've been particularly attracted to Asian women. Actually, I'll narrow that down even further to Asian American women. And beyond that, my wife is half Filipina. I know, I know - big deal. So it's not all that uncommon. Still, it's a predilection and I recently made a discovery that may explain it.

Yep. It's Phoebe Cates.

I was just a kid when Fast Times at Ridgemont High was released and I remember seeing the film at a very young age. Of course that movie has an unforgettable pivotal scene involving a red bikini. Upon first viewing, this scene is striking. And once this image is ingrained in your mind, you may not even remember that Judge Reinhold is rubbing one off as Phoebe Cates peels away her top.

Warning - boobies ahead:


(Click the pic to see NSFW knockers.)

I bought the Fast Times DVD recently and I watched it this past weekend. I thought, "Damn. I used to have such a crush on this girl." And who wouldn't? She's got perfect funbags. But I think there's more to it.

After watching that scene, I searched for Phoebe Cates on IMDB. I scanned through her other movies and her bio, and that's when the realization struck. She's half Filipina! Coincidence? Perhaps not.

If this was the first time I was witness to flawless boobies, then perhaps this scene helped dictate my future preferences. I do realize that Jennifer Jason Leigh's cans are also exposed in the movie, but they literally pale in comparison (sorry Jennifer).

So my theory is: I've been subconsciously attracted to Filipina American girls my entire life and didn't realize this desire until I hit sexual maturity. And it was all because of Phoebe Cates' tits.

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  1. Wow, I never knew that about her, either.

  2. that’s a great theory… this might explain my fondness for women that look like those from ‘the yum-yum girls’… :P

    on a side note… doesn’t the phoebe cates from ‘princess caraboo’ kind of look like moira kelly ‘the cutting edge’… “toe pick” indeed!

  3. You know, even as a gay man, I’ve always been fascinated by boobs. I think it’s a guy thing regardless of orientation. :)

    When I was married my wife was VERY well endowed. Oh and by the way, if I were straight…I’d be into asian women too. Always thought that was kind of odd.

  4. Jennifer Jason Leigh goes to bed an unhappy woman.

  5. Regarding what Ron said; Mostly all of the gay men I’ve known have been fascinated with boobs. One inparticular used to frequent the bar I tended. He used to get drunk then tell everyone at the bar how great he thought my tits were. Embarrassing, yet flattering.

    I think I learned that I’m attracted to women from watching Kim Cattral gettin’ some in the movie Porky’s. It wasn’t until I was 21 when I openly admitted it. Having said that, I would totally do Phoebe Cates.

  6. I’m dating an Asian girl now. Not only does it get me great asian food (she cooks!), but it supplies me with all kinds of hapiness. How are Asian women so hot?

  7. The world may never know.

  8. Ah Ha! I knew there was something different about her. I think her performance in “Drop Dead Fred” could have been oscar-worthy if she had only let her fun-bags out for a little air.

  9. No comments on the boobies. Just saying Merry Trishmas & Happy Holidays. *love*

  10. Most Asian women are completely beautiful. However, in my opinion, the same cannot be said for Asian men.
    Wonder why that is??

  11. Hmmm, I am a lesbian who was always attracted to Asian men as a girl… could this fit the theory that Asian people are more beautiful? Or maybe I just liked their refined features and lack of body hair. Alas, I finished growing and then noticed that most Asian men are only two thirds my height. So I stopped looking at them.

    Perhaps I’m not really gay, but just really tall??? I’ll have to ponder this one…

  12. Asian women are hot. Lucky for me, I’m Asian.

  13. Interesting theory you have. Is there any way of me being kept informed for future posts on this blog? That would be greatly appreciated.

    Cheers,

    Wayne.

  14. It’s totally possible. But I’m too much of a slacker to set up the plugin needed for email notification. Someday perhaps.

  15. what i like about asian women is that they are cute and very caring:;*

  16. Got an Asian fetish, huh Scarlett? Good for you.

  17. of the asian foods that i tastes, japanese foods and thai foods are the tastiest stuff -:*


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