1. 

   mel
   January 3rd, 2006 - 00:34

   6. Put the frank in the bun.
2. 

   Jimmy
   January 3rd, 2006 - 01:24

   moose lip action
3. 

   Jimmy
   January 3rd, 2006 - 01:27

   oh, for the loose women…………

   throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
4. 

   Dave L.
   January 3rd, 2006 - 08:33

   There’s that Bloodhound Gang song “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” which has a bunch of euphemisms in it, but here’s my favorite one: “Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet”
5. 

   MacBros
   January 3rd, 2006 - 08:41

   There is this chick who was always on her back,
   who would let any guy poke her little crack.
6. 

   antickpix
   January 3rd, 2006 - 08:45

   saddaming one’s spiderhole?
7. 

   Ron
   January 3rd, 2006 - 09:47

   “Punching the kitten” has always been my favorite
8. 

   Joethe
   January 3rd, 2006 - 12:29

   from Family Guy: when alone, a guy can “fire off some knuckle-children”
9. 

   mooalex
   January 3rd, 2006 - 14:01

   Another one from the Bloodhound Gang…
   “Parkin’ the beef bus in tuna town”
10. 

    mojotek
    January 3rd, 2006 - 14:51

    Joethe… you stole mine! I just saw that movie last week, and I loved that line… Now I’m gonna have to listen to that BloodHound Gang song again to pick my favorite from there.
11. 

    juicya
    January 3rd, 2006 - 15:44

    My fave is “hot meat injection” but i also like “glazing the donut”
12. 

    April
    January 3rd, 2006 - 16:11

    Putting the meat in the taco
    Playing sit and spin
13. 

    trav
    January 3rd, 2006 - 17:29

    there’s the old “pickle tickle” standby…
14. 

    BlogRank
    January 3rd, 2006 - 18:26

    Sinkin the pink torpedo
15. 

    Helen
    January 3rd, 2006 - 20:21

    You didn’t specifically say what KIND of intercourse so how about:
    “Toss the salad”
    Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
16. 

    aquababie
    January 3rd, 2006 - 21:07

    knocking the bottom out
17. 

    J.Mo
    January 3rd, 2006 - 21:15

    I kind of like the simple words like bang, hump, screw, do it, nookie, ‘hangin out’, shag, or fuck.

    How about hide the salami? Playing chess. Uh, I made that one up last year. Yep, as much as I love sex, I am at a loss for creative euphemisms.
18. 

    J.Mo
    January 3rd, 2006 - 21:19

    How about the IM gang bang?
19. 

    J.Mo
    January 3rd, 2006 - 21:25

    I remember in England saying “I’m stuffed” meant that you just got laid. Dude, I wish I was stuffed right now.
20. 

    the dodger
    January 3rd, 2006 - 23:42

    can i put my bike in your trunk, j.mo?
21. 

    Peakah
    January 4th, 2006 - 00:44

    chowin on tha tuna taco
22. 

    pat
    January 4th, 2006 - 22:08

    taggin’ shit
23. 

    Diane
    January 5th, 2006 - 11:36

    Here I go with showing my age again- lol

    Rockin’ the van.
24. 

    OzWald
    January 5th, 2006 - 16:55

    What about:

    The horizontal Mombo
    or
    Surfing the rim
25. 

    ambassanator
    January 13th, 2006 - 17:05

    Another for a guy spending the night alone:

    Roughin’ up the suspect
26. 

    Finster
    January 3rd, 2008 - 02:56

    I was always partial to “smashing pissers” and “riding the baloney pony”
27. 

    Reno
    June 1st, 2008 - 05:03

    Try this one
    “killing the unicorn”
    or when out trying to get laid “hunting for unicorns”
28. 

    Aaron Gasparetto
    July 29th, 2008 - 02:11

    putting the sour cream in the burrito

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