Sex Euphemisms
January 3rd, 2006 by JJ
It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these. This time we’re listing euphemisms for sex. I’ll start things off then you can add to the list in the comments.
- Stem the flower
- Bumpin’ uglies
- Knocking boots
- Lay pipe
- Park the car in the garage
Update 01/03 2pm: We’re looking for intercourse euphemisms specifically. The masturbation thread is here. Heheheh.
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6. Put the frank in the bun.
moose lip action
oh, for the loose women…………
throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
There’s that Bloodhound Gang song “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” which has a bunch of euphemisms in it, but here’s my favorite one: “Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet”
There is this chick who was always on her back,
who would let any guy poke her little crack.
saddaming one’s spiderhole?
“Punching the kitten” has always been my favorite
from Family Guy: when alone, a guy can “fire off some knuckle-children”
Another one from the Bloodhound Gang…
“Parkin’ the beef bus in tuna town”
Joethe… you stole mine! I just saw that movie last week, and I loved that line… Now I’m gonna have to listen to that BloodHound Gang song again to pick my favorite from there.
My fave is “hot meat injection” but i also like “glazing the donut”
Putting the meat in the taco
Playing sit and spin
there’s the old “pickle tickle” standby…
Sinkin the pink torpedo
You didn’t specifically say what KIND of intercourse so how about:
“Toss the salad”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
knocking the bottom out
I kind of like the simple words like bang, hump, screw, do it, nookie, ‘hangin out’, shag, or fuck.
How about hide the salami? Playing chess. Uh, I made that one up last year. Yep, as much as I love sex, I am at a loss for creative euphemisms.
How about the IM gang bang?
I remember in England saying “I’m stuffed” meant that you just got laid. Dude, I wish I was stuffed right now.
can i put my bike in your trunk, j.mo?
chowin on tha tuna taco
taggin’ shit
Here I go with showing my age again- lol
Rockin’ the van.
What about:
The horizontal Mombo
or
Surfing the rim
Another for a guy spending the night alone:
Roughin’ up the suspect
I was always partial to “smashing pissers” and “riding the baloney pony”