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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;Hi.  My Name&#8217;s JJ.  I&#8217;m 30.&#8221;</title>
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	<description>Another Reason to Hate the Internet</description>
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		<title>By: The Churning - Another Reason to Hate the Internet &#187; What Should I do About This Giant Throbbing Rod?</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-15916</link>
		<dc:creator>The Churning - Another Reason to Hate the Internet &#187; What Should I do About This Giant Throbbing Rod?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I see your visit to The Churning lasted less than 30 seconds. Whatever you hoped to find, I&#8217;m sorry we couldn&#8217;t help. I&#8217;d hate to think you lost your rod after stumbling across my post about turning 30. Or even worse, I&#8217;d hate to think you jerked it while reading that post. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I see your visit to The Churning lasted less than 30 seconds. Whatever you hoped to find, I&#8217;m sorry we couldn&#8217;t help. I&#8217;d hate to think you lost your rod after stumbling across my post about turning 30. Or even worse, I&#8217;d hate to think you jerked it while reading that post. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4403</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well done!  Though washing down a couple of those with a couple of beers is even better.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well done!  Though washing down a couple of those with a couple of beers is even better.</p>
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		<title>By: Poppy</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4393</link>
		<dc:creator>Poppy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 02:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JJ, I missed your 30th birthday!  Just know that instead of a beer I&#039;ve injested a Tylenol with codeine in your honor. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JJ, I missed your 30th birthday!  Just know that instead of a beer I&#8217;ve injested a Tylenol with codeine in your honor. <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4191</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 03:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Diane:
I too am 16 at heart.  My sense of humor for example is completely based on fart jokes and sexual innuendos.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Diane:<br />
I too am 16 at heart.  My sense of humor for example is completely based on fart jokes and sexual innuendos.</p>
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		<title>By: aquababie</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4187</link>
		<dc:creator>aquababie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 23:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thanks jj!  i hope you had a great birthday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thanks jj!  i hope you had a great birthday.</p>
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		<title>By: Diane</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4174</link>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looking at this from half a CENTURY- lol- I have to tell you 30&#039;s not so bad ;)  I  didn&#039;t even get married until I was 28. I still feel 16 in my heart at least.  Mornings can be a bit rough and I actually QUIT drinking- but that was because it turned me into a total asshole, not because I couldn&#039;t handle the physical effects.  You&#039;re doing just fine :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking at this from half a CENTURY- lol- I have to tell you 30&#8242;s not so bad <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />   I  didn&#8217;t even get married until I was 28. I still feel 16 in my heart at least.  Mornings can be a bit rough and I actually QUIT drinking- but that was because it turned me into a total asshole, not because I couldn&#8217;t handle the physical effects.  You&#8217;re doing just fine <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4143</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marina:
You&#039;re the best.
1. I&#039;m not really wrinkled up yet, but I&#039;ve got a ton of gray.  Seriously - look close because it blends in with the blond.
2. Speaking of which - I&#039;m counting on your husband to hook me up with my next tattoo.
3. I could imagine myself playing videogames with my kids non-stop.

Jules:
30 beers?  I could make that happen.  I just gotta &lt;a href=&quot;/?p=87&quot;&gt;pick up the pace&lt;/a&gt; a little.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marina:<br />
You&#8217;re the best.<br />
1. I&#8217;m not really wrinkled up yet, but I&#8217;ve got a ton of gray.  Seriously &#8211; look close because it blends in with the blond.<br />
2. Speaking of which &#8211; I&#8217;m counting on your husband to hook me up with my next tattoo.<br />
3. I could imagine myself playing videogames with my kids non-stop.</p>
<p>Jules:<br />
30 beers?  I could make that happen.  I just gotta <a href="/?p=87">pick up the pace</a> a little.</p>
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		<title>By: Jules</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jules</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!   I expect you to drink 30 beers, then let me know if you think 30 is old.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!   I expect you to drink 30 beers, then let me know if you think 30 is old.</p>
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		<title>By: Marina</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/04/hi-my-names-jj-im-30/comment-page-1/#comment-4140</link>
		<dc:creator>Marina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d like to use this, my first blog ever, to wish you a very happy 30th birthday tomorrow.  You are near and dear to my heart, and I miss you and momo so much!

As another member of Club 30, I too was sloppy pregnant on my birthday.  I&#039;ve noticed only a handful of things since the unwelcomed event:  
1.  You can&#039;t really stop wrinkles or gray hair.
2.  New tattoos seem to be much bigger than they used to be.
3.  Being a parent (even twice over) doesn&#039;t really mean you have to totally grow up... It can actually give you more of an excuse to act like a kid!

How lucky we are to start our 4th decades with such wonderful families and friends!  XOXO</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to use this, my first blog ever, to wish you a very happy 30th birthday tomorrow.  You are near and dear to my heart, and I miss you and momo so much!</p>
<p>As another member of Club 30, I too was sloppy pregnant on my birthday.  I&#8217;ve noticed only a handful of things since the unwelcomed event:<br />
1.  You can&#8217;t really stop wrinkles or gray hair.<br />
2.  New tattoos seem to be much bigger than they used to be.<br />
3.  Being a parent (even twice over) doesn&#8217;t really mean you have to totally grow up&#8230; It can actually give you more of an excuse to act like a kid!</p>
<p>How lucky we are to start our 4th decades with such wonderful families and friends!  XOXO</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Overheard:
Thanks for empathizing.

Peakah:
My belly&#039;s a bit bigger too.  My body looks like that of a pregnant pre-teen.

Ranting:
I definitely want to avoid growing up &lt;i&gt;too&lt;/i&gt; much.

Jamie:
Excellent question.  I still own all my old baggy jeans from my skateboarding days.

Christa:
40&#039;s the new 30.

Helen:
I hope I&#039;m used to it sooner than that.  I don&#039;t want to be freaked out for a whole year!

Martha:
Definitely not.  I love the fact that you&#039;re still a youngster.    You&#039;re fun to hang out with.

Mooalex:
I&#039;m glad &lt;i&gt;I&#039;m&lt;/i&gt; not 8 months pregnant.  I&#039;d look silly.

April:
What if I act goofy and silly all the time?

Ron:
I&#039;m not far behind...

RockyJay:
Ingrid Bergman was a total fox in that movie.

Ev:
I should post an update on that... The faux-hawk&#039;s gone.  I&#039;m working on a killer mullet.

Mojotek:
Yeah, Momo rocks my socks.
I just had a conversation about that Hollywood age thing over the weekend.  How could anyone believe Johnny Depp was in high school back in 21 Jump Street?  He was way too self confident to be a teenager.

MacBros:
I do look like I&#039;m in my early 20&#039;s - or so people tell me.  My nephew Kev looks older than me.

J.Mo:
That&#039;s true.  You&#039;re kicking ass in your 30&#039;s.  Better than ever.

PJ:
I can&#039;t wait.  I hear you&#039;ve got a lot of extra booze laying around.

CRo:
C&#039;mon, say it.  The &quot;should be&quot; world sucks donkey dick.

Eddie:
Think immaturely?  I&#039;m an expert at that.   Plus... you do &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; look 30.

Trav:
Logan&#039;s Run.  I cheated with the help of my buddy named Google.

Aquababie:
I know this is off topic, but &lt;a href=&quot;http://aquababie.typepad.com/photos/my_journey/img941.html&quot;target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;your hair&lt;/a&gt; rocks.

Jimmy:
That thing says I&#039;m 24.  Older than you, dude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Overheard:<br />
Thanks for empathizing.</p>
<p>Peakah:<br />
My belly&#8217;s a bit bigger too.  My body looks like that of a pregnant pre-teen.</p>
<p>Ranting:<br />
I definitely want to avoid growing up <i>too</i> much.</p>
<p>Jamie:<br />
Excellent question.  I still own all my old baggy jeans from my skateboarding days.</p>
<p>Christa:<br />
40&#8242;s the new 30.</p>
<p>Helen:<br />
I hope I&#8217;m used to it sooner than that.  I don&#8217;t want to be freaked out for a whole year!</p>
<p>Martha:<br />
Definitely not.  I love the fact that you&#8217;re still a youngster.    You&#8217;re fun to hang out with.</p>
<p>Mooalex:<br />
I&#8217;m glad <i>I&#8217;m</i> not 8 months pregnant.  I&#8217;d look silly.</p>
<p>April:<br />
What if I act goofy and silly all the time?</p>
<p>Ron:<br />
I&#8217;m not far behind&#8230;</p>
<p>RockyJay:<br />
Ingrid Bergman was a total fox in that movie.</p>
<p>Ev:<br />
I should post an update on that&#8230; The faux-hawk&#8217;s gone.  I&#8217;m working on a killer mullet.</p>
<p>Mojotek:<br />
Yeah, Momo rocks my socks.<br />
I just had a conversation about that Hollywood age thing over the weekend.  How could anyone believe Johnny Depp was in high school back in 21 Jump Street?  He was way too self confident to be a teenager.</p>
<p>MacBros:<br />
I do look like I&#8217;m in my early 20&#8242;s &#8211; or so people tell me.  My nephew Kev looks older than me.</p>
<p>J.Mo:<br />
That&#8217;s true.  You&#8217;re kicking ass in your 30&#8242;s.  Better than ever.</p>
<p>PJ:<br />
I can&#8217;t wait.  I hear you&#8217;ve got a lot of extra booze laying around.</p>
<p>CRo:<br />
C&#8217;mon, say it.  The &#8220;should be&#8221; world sucks donkey dick.</p>
<p>Eddie:<br />
Think immaturely?  I&#8217;m an expert at that.   Plus&#8230; you do <i>not</i> look 30.</p>
<p>Trav:<br />
Logan&#8217;s Run.  I cheated with the help of my buddy named Google.</p>
<p>Aquababie:<br />
I know this is off topic, but <a href="http://aquababie.typepad.com/photos/my_journey/img941.html"target="_blank">your hair</a> rocks.</p>
<p>Jimmy:<br />
That thing says I&#8217;m 24.  Older than you, dude.</p>
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