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January 5th, 2006 - 17:13
Very funny:)
I hope you have a wonderful new year. Lots of love, T xxx
January 5th, 2006 - 17:19
lol…..
January 5th, 2006 - 17:27
Hah. I’ve got one:
Why did the blonde snort sacharin?
Because she thought it was Diet Coke.
January 5th, 2006 - 18:09
best joke ever! haha!
[ my assistant doesnt get it]
January 5th, 2006 - 18:41
that’s just mean.
honestly – think of the blondes. like me!
January 5th, 2006 - 21:37
Aww, Heather. You can fill in “blonde” with anything. No offense to blondes, really. I’m envious of blondes!
Ok, here’s a hipster joke:
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What … you don’t know?
January 6th, 2006 - 00:01
Ooh, that’s a nasty one. I fell prey to it a few weeks back. Hell, I even exceeded my bandwidth limit thanks to it… The best part is when people post comments saying “I don’t get it”.
January 6th, 2006 - 03:27
That’s the worst one ever. And I’m not just saying that because I’m blonde.
January 6th, 2006 - 06:36
Too funny!
January 6th, 2006 - 09:48
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! There was a comment on one of the links that said “Count me as amused, not laughing. (I am blonde though)”.
Bwahahahahahaha! It is genius!
January 6th, 2006 - 11:43
I was going to say that I didn’t see the joke anywhere, but I guess that’s the joke, huh? Yeah, I’m blonde.
January 6th, 2006 - 12:27
Okay, you had me for a few clicks! Very funny (and yes, I’m posting it, too)!
January 6th, 2006 - 14:53
This page doesn’t load for me, and I’m blond. What does this mean ?
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore.
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
So now you’d better stop.
And rebuild all your ruins.
For peace and trust can win the day
despite all of your losing.
BTW, there is at least one link-loop here:
J-Walk ->
blog.outer-court.com ->
w-a-s-a-b-i.com ->
h0bbel.p0ggel.org ->
technorati.com -> (search ‘blond joke’): /tag/blond joke
macbros.dnsalias.com ->
samanthaburns.com -> (she looks like she’s fun in bed)
thechurning.com ->
arseburgers.co.uk ->
metafilter.com -> (who want me to pay $5 to post there, hee hee)
gmapalumni.com/chapomatic ->
J-Walk
January 6th, 2006 - 15:37
Hahaha… I guess the joke worked
January 7th, 2006 - 14:00
Hehe love the extra joke there J.Mo.
January 9th, 2006 - 02:04
Good one! You got me for a bit.
January 16th, 2006 - 21:43
OMG! After four years of searching I found the joke!
June 4th, 2006 - 15:38
I JUST FOUND OUT SLIM SHADY IS EMIEMIM .I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD. HA LOL.
August 24th, 2006 - 17:42
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August 24th, 2006 - 18:32
Nice comment, fucker.
August 25th, 2006 - 00:10
Those two above you JJ were nice, well thought out comments.
But then again, so is this: Lick my BALLS fucking comment spammers.
September 13th, 2006 - 02:35
i literally dont understand this joke. that doesnt make me stupid does it
September 27th, 2006 - 08:38
wat is the joke
September 27th, 2006 - 09:02
Yes! The joke works!
December 15th, 2006 - 17:20
omg i go the joke right awaii i had to explane to my friends evrything cuz they didnt get it
February 28th, 2007 - 12:47
lol,Oh you guys are so funny let me give you some blonde jokes,
Q:how do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?
A:you wave,lol
Q:why couldnt the blonde dail 911?
A:she coudnt find the 11,lol
Q:I blonde was so mad that she was made fun of so she died her hair Brown she went for a drive and seen a farmer with sheep and she said to the farmer if i guess how many sheep there are can i take one home so the farmer said sher and she guessed 150 and she was rite so she took one and started to walk away and the farmer said if i guess the real colour of your hair can i have my dog back?
March 1st, 2007 - 19:15
Oh That is hilarious! OMG! So glad I’m not a blonde! But Blondes can be awesome. My boyfriend is blonde. I tease him all the time! LOL He’s a good sport! LUV HIM SO MUCH! Anyway here is a good blonde joke! Here goes!
There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They were captured by villains and told to go up 100 STAIRS . The villains would tell jokes every step they took. If either of them laughed, they would die. So after awhile, the brunnete laughed after the 5th step, she died. The redhead died because she laughed in the 10th step. The Blonde got to the 99th step but then laughed. Before she died, one of the villains asked her, “Why did you laugh? You had one step to go?” Ahe said, “Cuz,I finally go the 1st one!
March 26th, 2007 - 09:36
okay i dont see the joke! where is it. im blond too hmmmmm….. i dont get this page im going back to find a different one
*sigh* *louder sigh*
April 15th, 2007 - 15:00
i love sex and any sexy men wanna have a sexy long hump at my place
May 28th, 2007 - 13:48
These jokes are the worst damn jokes i have ever heard you guys should go get a life ever heard of it!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2007 - 13:48
These jokes are the worst damn jokes i have ever heard you guys should go get a life ever heard of it!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2007 - 13:48
These jokes are the worst damn jokes i have ever heard you guys should go get a life ever heard of it!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2007 - 13:55
Take it easy, greasy.
May 29th, 2007 - 13:13
that iz so strange im glad someone explained it or it never wudda made any sense 2 me
August 5th, 2007 - 10:17
cool jokes!!!!!!!!
ima blond and i dont even get it!!!
August 5th, 2007 - 10:18
cool jokes!!!!!!!!
ima blond and i dont even get some of da jokes!!!!!!
h-a-h-a-h-a-h-a
August 19th, 2007 - 14:53
yea im blonde and i cant get it to work i dont understand omg im so confused
September 5th, 2007 - 16:40
Here’s a blonde joke for everyone!
This blonde took her BMW to the the mechanic cause her car died. The mechanic took a look at it and a few minutes later it was working.
The blonde says, ” Whats the story?”
The mechanic says, ” Just crap in the carburator.”
Then the blonde says, “How often do I do that?”
Lol get it?!?! if not reply back and even if u dont reply back!
September 5th, 2007 - 16:43
Here’s another one!
One night two blondes were sitting on a bench looking at the sky. One blonde asked the other blonde, ” Which do you think is closer to us, the moon, or Florida?” The other blonde answers, “HELLO, can u see Florida?”
No offense to blondes cause i am a blonde so yeah!
September 5th, 2007 - 16:49
A blonde was on a plane on her way to Houstan and she decided to go up to first class and sit. The flight attendent came up to her and said that she couldnt sit there because she has a third class seat. The blonde says, “I’m a blonde and this is where im going to sit.” The flight attendent goes and gets the head flight attendent and the attendent says the same thing, ” you can’t sit there because u have a third class ticket.” The replys,” im blonde and this is where im going to sit!” So the attendent goes and gets the co-pilet and whispers something in the blondes ear. The blonde quickly gets up and goes back to the right seat. The attendent asks, “what did u say to her?” The co-pilet says,” I told her first class isnt going to houstan!”
October 26th, 2007 - 23:40
Your link is broken. Alas, the chain is lost.
It was going so well too…
November 9th, 2007 - 23:21
That was the funniest joke ever
NOOOOOO ONE even comes close
That was the best ever
That is complet truth
All my blonde friends don’t get it
I still don’t understand who they don’t get it
The best
Email me at
Iwanttohavesexwithyou@hotmail.com
July 17th, 2008 - 14:25
WHERE IS THE JOKE?????
November 2nd, 2009 - 21:13
haha thats funny! thanks for the laugh
November 2nd, 2009 - 22:09
Cheer up. It WILL get better.
December 22nd, 2009 - 00:16
Видел что-то похожее в англоязычном интернете, в Русскоязычном инете про такие вещи как-то не особо часто сообщения увидишь.