people will do stuff for money. i mean anything. like…work

i really don't like the concept.

the way i feel, if you call it work it is not something you enjoy.

but anyways...

i paid a taxi cab driver to introduce me at a party once. and i felt like he enjoyed it. and he got paid. thus not work.

jmo had a friend who was having a party. i was bored and decided to go. solo style. i got a cab to capital hill.

the cabby was etheopian and did not speak english very well. probably just a little better than i do. but i asked him a favor. i offered him five dollars extra over the five dollar (normal,for me, tip) tip to knock on the front door of the house and say, "ladies and gentlemen, introducing........jim!!!".

at first i think people were confused. but then i walked up from the porch into the house and gave a "parade wave". after that i think everyone understood what was going on. even though i only knew like three people at the party, people laughed.

there is no moral to my stupid story. but it is fun to be introduced at a party.