people will do stuff for money. i mean anything. like…work
Jan. 18, 2006 by Jimmy
i really don’t like the concept.
the way i feel, if you call it work it is not something you enjoy.
but anyways…
i paid a taxi cab driver to introduce me at a party once. and i felt like he enjoyed it. and he got paid. thus not work.
jmo had a friend who was having a party. i was bored and decided to go. solo style. i got a cab to capital hill.
the cabby was etheopian and did not speak english very well. probably just a little better than i do. but i asked him a favor. i offered him five dollars extra over the five dollar (normal,for me, tip) tip to knock on the front door of the house and say, “ladies and gentlemen, introducing……..jim!!!”.
at first i think people were confused. but then i walked up from the porch into the house and gave a “parade wave”. after that i think everyone understood what was going on. even though i only knew like three people at the party, people laughed.
there is no moral to my stupid story. but it is fun to be introduced at a party.
January 18th, 2006
Fantastic idea. That would be a great thing to do on your first day at a new job.
January 18th, 2006
I used to call going to the head shop every day work but I loved it.
January 18th, 2006
I’d tip the cabbie extra to drive thro’ the front door, calmly dust himself off, and then say ‘HEEERRRE’S !!’
January 19th, 2006
Shit! I forgot about that. That was hilarious!! Only you… Jimmy. Who else would ever think of paying a cabbie to do such a thing? Brilliant!