Comments on: Five Random Facts About Five Random Assholes: Part Deux

By: mojotek

mojotek — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:09:52 +0000

Damn right I was riding on those girls’ coat-tails… As soon as you said “at least one person has it right…” I knew exactly who to copy off of!

Big ups to meeeeeee… Big ups to mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEE!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:43:52 +0000

i liked zoolander. i didn’t freak over it though.

j-mo, for some reason i don’t think you will like it. it’s kinda like the stuff i think is funny and you don’t understand why.

By: Diane

Diane — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:15:18 +0000

That was fun JJ! I need to pay more attention to who writes what.
I’m going right now to Netflix and rent Zoolander, and Jimmy-
Only if you pronounce it boojee You know- like Long John Baldry sings it in “Don’t Try to Lay No Boogie Woogie on the King of
Rock and Roll”.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:32:11 +0000

but i kinda want to really be called boogie.

By: Ev

Ev — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 15:10:56 +0000

Suck a fuck, JJ.

Suck a fuck, J.mo.

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 15:01:53 +0000

In the spirit of giving (sparked by MooAlex’s comment), here’s a new list that’s all true:

-In little league baseball, I won the “hit batsman” award. That just means I got hit by the ball a lot while standing at the plate. Laaaame.

-I fell on my face while skateboarding when I was a kid and broke a tooth in half. Now one of my front teeth is half fake.

-For my birthday this year, Momo planned for my parents to fly to Philly for a surprise visit. I was stunned. I walked into our apartment after work and there they were. It was really cool. My parents rock.

-I was straight edge for two years in high school. By my senior year, I was a drunk.

-My college degree says, “Film and Media Studies.” In the working world that translates to, “Pointless Sheet of Paper. Suck a Fuck.”

By: Ev

Ev — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:03:34 +0000

All of mine were true. I’m a sexy bitch.

By: Wysol

Wysol — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:19:55 +0000

Tits a Wonderful Life

By: J.Mo

J.Mo — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:55:38 +0000

Everyone should see Zoolander. I have yet to see it, but P3 swears by it. And there is a little person in it … who happened to be in a play with a friend of mine. And yes, I pinched his nipples.

By: mooalex

mooalex — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 04:54:52 +0000

1. I am creamin’ my jeans from excitement at being mentioned on “The Churning!” - KINDA TRUE

2. JJ is my hero, but I think I want to fuck Ev. - TRUE/FALSE/MAYBE

3. I had a lesbian threeway with J.Mo and Jillian. - FALSE, but maybe someday!

4. I actually fell for THIS at work today… and my co-workers heard… and my face was as red as a baboon’s ass! - TRUE

5. I love gay porn. - ???