Sex Euphemisms Round 2

January 20th, 2006 by JJ

I’m so proud of The Churning loyalists. I asked for sex euphemisms and you came through. (Heheheh… “Came through.” That almost sounds like something that should be on the list.)

Anyway, We’re ready for more suggestions. We’re looking specifically for euphemisms for intercourse (vaginal or anal). Here’s the list so far. Add yours in the comments section.

  1. Stem the flower
  2. Bumpin’ uglies
  3. Knocking boots
  4. Lay pipe
  5. Park the car in the garage
  6. Put the frank in the bun
  7. Moose lip action
  8. Throwing a hotdog down a hallway
  9. Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
  10. Poke the crack
  11. Saddaming the spiderhole
  12. Punching the kitten
  13. Parkin’ the beef bus in tuna town
  14. Hot meat injection
  15. Glazing the donut
  16. Putting the meat in the taco
  17. Playing sit and spin
  18. Pickle tickle
  19. Sinkin the pink torpedo
  20. Knocking the bottom out
  21. Bang
  22. Hump
  23. Screw
  24. Do it
  25. Nookie
  26. Hangin out
  27. Shag
  28. Fuck
  29. Hide the salami
  30. Playing chess
  31. Getting stuffed
  32. Put my bike in your trunk
  33. Taggin’ shit
  34. Rockin’ the van
  35. The horizontal Mambo
  36. Surfing the rim

Got masturbation euphemisms? That thread’s here.

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14 Responses to “Sex Euphemisms Round 2”

  1. on 20 Jan 2006   cinders

    What about putting the weiner in the bun?

    And in the tradition of screwing, there is “nailing” though you don’t hear it to often these days.

  2. on 20 Jan 2006   Maine

    What about knocking her back out? Or scrumping? Or stabbin’ it? Or (as my cousin once put so eloquently) beating her snatch up?

    Waxing ass didn’t make the list? Or porking? Or laying her out? (Do I listen to too much rap or something?)

    I’ve heard people say boffing. I’ve heard people say sticking it. Did boink not make the list? Is this too many?

  3. on 20 Jan 2006   Pm

    Bump Uglies!

    No one has said that?!

  4. on 20 Jan 2006   Kevin Kubusheskie

    Bumpin’ uglies was #2 on the list, PM.

  5. on 21 Jan 2006   J.Mo

    I just saw Bareback, I mean, Blueball, I mean, Brokeback Mountain. That movie is so sad.

    Here are two inspired by the movie:

    1) Cowboying (X and I were cowboying it up last night.)
    2) Fishing (I love fishing with X.)

    So, the question posed to me a few nights ago: Who’s sexier, Jake or Heath? Tough question, but I’ll have to go with Heath! Jake is definitely the bottom of the relationship … and well, anyone that knows me knows I’m the “man” of the relationship. Right, JJ? Hahah.

  6. on 21 Jan 2006   Jamie

    Hmmm, well there’s the “hot dog in the jungle”. But I prefer the classic “getting it on”.

  7. on 21 Jan 2006   MacBros

    Punpin’ the Pussy
    Shaggin’

  8. on 21 Jan 2006   MacBros

    Correction— Pumpin’ the Pussy
    and Shaggin’

  9. on 21 Jan 2006   Omnipotent Poobah

    Playing chess?!

    I’m not quite sure what to make of that one.

  10. on 21 Jan 2006   April

    Since most of the good one’s are covered, I am going to throw in some that I’ve had to use with my son when needing and excuse for being heard. We thought he was asleep.

    We’re wrestling
    Daddy was tickling me
    Daddy was smacking a bug on my butt
    We’re making the bed

    Oh, I also thought of these that we did not tell our son.

    Play hide the weiner
    Practice making babies
    Tap that ass
    Let’s….get it on - as the song says

  11. on 23 Jan 2006   chromatius

    No one got ‘making the beast with two backs’, whih goes at least back to Shakespeare (Othello), and possibly much further.

    No furburgers either.

  12. on 23 Jan 2006   CC Rider

    Goin Balls Deep.

  13. on 23 Jan 2006   juicya

    Jer [my BF] said this one to me this weekend:

    Givin’ the hard heavy one

    Romantic, aint he?

  14. on 24 Jan 2006   Diane

    How about-

    Making sure I don’t get a line of shit when I ask for $200 for whatever I want to spend it on.

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