Comments on: Sex Euphemisms Round 2 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Anonymous http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-36554 Tue, 13 May 2008 22:25:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-36554 Riding his roller-coaster Licking the lollypop Smashin(g)' Riding his roller-coaster

Licking the lollypop

Smashin(g)’

]]> by: Diane http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4630 Tue, 24 Jan 2006 18:24:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4630 How about- Making sure I don't get a line of shit when I ask for $200 for whatever I want to spend it on. How about-

Making sure I don’t get a line of shit when I ask for $200 for whatever I want to spend it on.

]]> by: juicya http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4611 Mon, 23 Jan 2006 23:28:42 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4611 Jer [my BF] said this one to me this weekend: Givin' the hard heavy one Romantic, aint he? Jer [my BF] said this one to me this weekend:

Givin’ the hard heavy one

Romantic, aint he?

]]> by: CC Rider http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4610 Mon, 23 Jan 2006 23:26:10 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4610 Goin Balls Deep. Goin Balls Deep.

]]> by: chromatius http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4595 Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:36:57 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4595 No one got 'making the beast with two backs', whih goes at least back to Shakespeare (Othello), and possibly much further. No furburgers either. No one got ‘making the beast with two backs’, whih goes at least back to Shakespeare (Othello), and possibly much further.

No furburgers either.

]]> by: April http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4578 Sat, 21 Jan 2006 23:51:13 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4578 Since most of the good one's are covered, I am going to throw in some that I've had to use with my son when needing and excuse for being heard. We thought he was asleep. We're wrestling Daddy was tickling me Daddy was smacking a bug on my butt We're making the bed Oh, I also thought of these that we did not tell our son. Play hide the weiner Practice making babies Tap that ass Let's....get it on - as the song says Since most of the good one’s are covered, I am going to throw in some that I’ve had to use with my son when needing and excuse for being heard. We thought he was asleep.

We’re wrestling
Daddy was tickling me
Daddy was smacking a bug on my butt
We’re making the bed

Oh, I also thought of these that we did not tell our son.

Play hide the weiner
Practice making babies
Tap that ass
Let’s….get it on - as the song says

]]> by: Omnipotent Poobah http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4577 Sat, 21 Jan 2006 21:43:20 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4577 Playing chess?! I'm not quite sure what to make of that one. Playing chess?!

I’m not quite sure what to make of that one.

]]> by: MacBros http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4575 Sat, 21 Jan 2006 16:06:55 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4575 Correction--- Pumpin’ the Pussy and Shaggin' Correction— Pumpin’ the Pussy
and Shaggin’

]]> by: MacBros http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4574 Sat, 21 Jan 2006 16:06:11 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4574 Punpin' the Pussy Shaggin' Punpin’ the Pussy
Shaggin’

]]> by: Jamie http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4564 Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:08:15 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4564 Hmmm, well there's the "hot dog in the jungle". But I prefer the classic "getting it on". Hmmm, well there’s the “hot dog in the jungle”. But I prefer the classic “getting it on”.

]]> by: J.Mo http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4563 Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:29:52 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4563 I just saw Bareback, I mean, Blueball, I mean, Brokeback Mountain. That movie is so sad. Here are two inspired by the movie: 1) Cowboying (X and I were cowboying it up last night.) 2) Fishing (I love fishing with X.) So, the question posed to me a few nights ago: Who's sexier, Jake or Heath? Tough question, but I'll have to go with Heath! Jake is definitely the bottom of the relationship ... and well, anyone that knows me knows I'm the "man" of the relationship. Right, JJ? Hahah. I just saw Bareback, I mean, Blueball, I mean, Brokeback Mountain. That movie is so sad.

Here are two inspired by the movie:

1) Cowboying (X and I were cowboying it up last night.)
2) Fishing (I love fishing with X.)

So, the question posed to me a few nights ago: Who’s sexier, Jake or Heath? Tough question, but I’ll have to go with Heath! Jake is definitely the bottom of the relationship … and well, anyone that knows me knows I’m the “man” of the relationship. Right, JJ? Hahah.

]]> by: Kevin Kubusheskie http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4561 Fri, 20 Jan 2006 23:51:18 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4561 Bumpin' uglies was #2 on the list, PM. Bumpin’ uglies was #2 on the list, PM.

]]> by: Pm http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4557 Fri, 20 Jan 2006 21:57:02 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4557 Bump Uglies! No one has said that?! Bump Uglies!

No one has said that?!

]]> by: Maine http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4555 Fri, 20 Jan 2006 19:57:46 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4555 What about knocking her back out? Or scrumping? Or stabbin' it? Or (as my cousin once put so eloquently) beating her snatch up? Waxing ass didn't make the list? Or porking? Or laying her out? (Do I listen to too much rap or something?) I've heard people say boffing. I've heard people say sticking it. Did boink not make the list? Is this too many? What about knocking her back out? Or scrumping? Or stabbin’ it? Or (as my cousin once put so eloquently) beating her snatch up?

Waxing ass didn’t make the list? Or porking? Or laying her out? (Do I listen to too much rap or something?)

I’ve heard people say boffing. I’ve heard people say sticking it. Did boink not make the list? Is this too many?

]]> by: cinders http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4554 Fri, 20 Jan 2006 17:59:57 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/01/20/sex-euphemisms-round-2/#comment-4554 What about putting the weiner in the bun? And in the tradition of screwing, there is "nailing" though you don't hear it to often these days. What about putting the weiner in the bun?

And in the tradition of screwing, there is “nailing” though you don’t hear it to often these days.

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