When I’m at the computer for hours writing papers, I leave the window open to get some fresh air.

I’ve been sitting here in silence for a decent amount of time, the only noise is some soft music to keep me from going insane. I was just about to get started on the actual important part of the paper when I hear…

“I JUST GOT POOPED ON!” in a very irritated male voice, coming from somwhere outside. I live in a suburban neighborhood and there is nobody out, so it must have come from the neighbors….
Any guesses as to who pooped on this man? And why? It’s gotta be a shitty feeling (haha pun!).