I’ve had an Ass Orgy on my Car
Feb. 02, 2006 by Jason
I’ve had some fucked up license plates over the years. And the weird thing is - they were all total flukes. I mean, just look at this license plate I had when I lived in Florida. What are the odds?!?!
I can’t believe I actually got this license plate from the DMV. And it was totally random!
Then a couple of years later, I moved to Richmond, where my new license tag was another bizarre coincidence:
What a fucking shock! I expected to get something completely meaningless, but somehow I ended up with this strange plate. Maybe it was just a mixup at the DMV.
And now I’ve got another peculiar license plate. I don’t know why I drove all the way to New York to register my car. I guess I was just feeling a little crazy. But check out the odd plate they gave me:
Hmmm… maybe it was some kind of DMV prank.
(Hat tip: Joe)
February 2nd, 2006
I love the ass orgy number plate. My husbands plate says JEDI, but he willingly purchased that.
February 2nd, 2006
I’ve never in my life had personalized plates. I couldn’t ever think of anything that would get past the “dmv workers”.
Although, GNT COCK would work nicely. Maybe I’ll get that on there.
February 2nd, 2006
Is the orange in the first place supposed to be suggestive?
February 2nd, 2006
I had a friend whose plate was ATT-666 on a new vehicle he purchased and he made them give him a new one it freaked him out so bad. Mark of the beast and big biz both on his car. LOL HA HA HA HA HA
February 2nd, 2006
Turboslut:
Yeah, Ass Orgy’s hilarious. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Kramer gets the ASSMAN license plate.
Ev:
Something tells me Virginia would weed out the GNT COCK plate. Then again, BVR PLZR made it through…
Antickpix:
I think so…
Diane:
Nice! You called me out on the LOLs and HAHAHAs!
February 2nd, 2006
I LOVE THE BVR PLZR!! That’s fucking awesome!!
JJ, since you have lived in the same states that I have, have you noticed that there are more personalized plates in Virginia? I swear there weren’t that many in Florida.
February 2nd, 2006
There are way more in VA than any other state I’ve ever been to. It’s like some kind of strange contagious disease that is unable to cross state lines.
February 2nd, 2006
in idaho, you got seven characters. i’m not sure about texas and louisiana. i think it was only six. you could still put GNTCOK. which would be awesome. i think larry hagman just earned a vanity plate. yes, yes, he did.