My Dog Wears Shoes

Even if you don’t read this post, click the clip at the end. It’s fucking hilarious.

JD Dog hates the snow, so this has been a rough couple of days for him. The streets are covered:
Philadelphia snow

And this little priss can’t handle it:
Italian greyhound

I mean, he’s pretty sensitive to begin with, and when it gets cold he just wants to crawl under a blanket. Getting him to go outside for a piss can be a challenge. He loves to wear his sweaters, so that’s not a problem. But when there’s ice and salt all over the sidewalks, he really needs to wear his snow boots. They’re like little socks with rubber bottoms.

We usually strap on his boots in the apartment before bringing the little guy downstairs, and he just hates it. He acts like he can’t even walk when he’s wearing them. He looks like a bumbling fool. Check out this clip of JD Dog trying to walk while wearing boots:

34 Responses to “My Dog Wears Shoes”

  1. on 14 Feb 2006 JJ

    Quicktime doesn’t seem to like the video… so if you’re having trouble right-click and “save link as” then open it from your desktop.

  2. on 14 Feb 2006 Ron

    That is too funny. This was Rocky’s first snow so he didn’t know what was going on, just that when he got ahead of me and jumped off the steps of the deck…the little guy disappeared.

    He was pissed!

  3. on 14 Feb 2006 MacBros

    ROFLAO!
    Poor dog doesn’t know what to do.

  4. on 14 Feb 2006 sarah

    bwah ha ha ha. do the other dogs laugh at him?

  5. on 14 Feb 2006 Brandon

    That is great. I’m going out today to score some of those booties for my dog. There is no snow here, but damn how can I pass that up?

  6. on 14 Feb 2006 Ev

    Jesus, That’s so funny. I can’t stop laughing. I seriously can’t breathe.

    JJ, you’re a sadistic bastard.

  7. on 14 Feb 2006 Diane

    LMAO Poor puppy!

  8. on 14 Feb 2006 juicya

    Im dying from laughter. It hasnt snowed here so i havent had to buy my greyhound Digit booties yet….but now i cant wait.

  9. on 14 Feb 2006 Diane

    And OH! Is that a whippet?

  10. on 14 Feb 2006 Omnipotent Poobah

    Doggie handstands!

    Sign that puppy up for the next summer Olympics in gymnastics.

  11. on 14 Feb 2006 April

    How fucking cute!!!! I wanna get my dog some booties now. We let her play in the snow for the first time Sunday and at first she was prancing like a show horse, then she started hopping like a bunny. It was very entertaining.

  12. on 14 Feb 2006 C Ro

    That’s too awesome for words.

  13. on 14 Feb 2006 cousineddie

    LOL! The next trick is to cover his feet in foil. My cat hates that.

  14. on 14 Feb 2006 Maine

    Scary.

  15. on 14 Feb 2006 Martha

    Awwwwwww . . . poor little JD!!! It makes me sad that we’re all laughing at him and all, but OMG that is so damned funny!!! Poor baby. Kiss him for me.

  16. on 14 Feb 2006 JJ

    Ron:
    Funny! I have a feeling that won’t happen to JD Boy. His legs are so long! He looks like a midget giraffe with a short neck.

    MacBros:
    I know - he’s so confused!

    Sarah:
    Probably, but I’m not sure what a doggie laugh sounds like. But yesterday, a homeless guy was watching me walk him. He kept yelling, “Your dog’s limping! He’s limping! Look, that dog’s limping!”

    Barnd:
    It would be a completely worthwhile purchase just for the humor value.

    Ev:
    True, I am kind of a dick.

    Diane:
    He’s an Italian greyhound. Very similar, jut a tiny bit smaller.

    JuicyA:
    Post pictures when you get ‘em! Digit rocks.

    Poobah:
    Fantastic idea. He’s not confused - he’s just training for the Olympics!

    April:
    A dog that looks like a midget giraffe and one that hops like a bunny. They’d make a great pair.

    C Ro:
    I had a feeling you’d get a kick out of that.

    Eddie:
    Oooooh, I’ve done that before. Cats HATE that!

    Maine:
    Don’t be scared.

    Martha:
    I don’t mind laughing at him… He LOVES the attention.

  17. on 14 Feb 2006 Joethe

    I’m thinking Devo:

    When the snow starts to fall down
    (That poor Whippet)
    Puts on his big boots like a clown
    (That poor Whippet)
    Then shuffles around town
    (That poor Whippet)

    Now Whippet….

    –joe the

  18. on 14 Feb 2006 Julie

    That’s hilarious. Kevin and I have a video of him with those booties on. I’ll have to send it to you.

  19. on 14 Feb 2006 mojotek

    Oh my god… That is one of the funniest movements I’ve ever seen a dog do. I hope his self esteem isn’t damaged from having to go out like that.

  20. on 14 Feb 2006 turboslut

    Awww …. that’s so funny. I have a whippet and she hates the cold. Maybe I should get her some boots and a sweater.

  21. on 14 Feb 2006 Thao

    OMG that is too cute. It’s like his front and back are two separate entities the way they move so out of sync. Poor thing. But so dang funny!

  22. on 14 Feb 2006 Sar

    JJ, that’s awesome! It made my day. :)

  23. on 15 Feb 2006 JJ

    Joethe:
    Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head.

    Julie:
    Awesome.

    Mojotek:
    I don’t think he’s got any self esteem issues. The little guy still prances around like a pretty princess.

    Turboslut:
    You should!

    Thao:
    True. He needs to get his front and back working together. “This is a team effort here, legs!”

    Sar:
    Awesome!

  24. on 15 Feb 2006 the english guy

    Hey JJ! I work on/with The Snood Factory, which makes a wide variety of doggie clothing. The polar fleece raincoat/rainsuit would be nice for her, and the snoods are great for keeping dog’s heads warm. Anyways, thought you might want to take a look.

    Great pic of the whippet btw! I used to have one, they’re real characters :)

  25. on 15 Feb 2006 C Ro

    Ha! The English Guy called JD, “her.” He IS a pretty princess.

  26. on 15 Feb 2006 J.Mo

    JD is my soulmate, my bumblin’ soulmate. Sorry p3.

  27. on 16 Feb 2006 the english guy

    Ooppps! I meant “he”, no disrespect to the cute little guy. Having owned two of them (my first dog was a whippet) I know they CAN whine like little girls…

  28. on 16 Feb 2006 J.Mo

    JD is definitely a prissy dog. Can’t you tell just by the way he’s sitting on those red sheets! Ahh, he’s so cute….

  29. on 18 Feb 2006 The Ranting Human

    Wow. That is one hell of a dog. Kinda looks like a catwalk. A dog doing a catwalk. Think I should shut up now.

  30. on 22 Feb 2006 JJ

    English Guy:
    Cool. I’ll check it out. And don’t worry about calling JD a “she.” He gets that all the time.

    C.Ro:
    The prettiest!

    J.Mo:
    JD’s been in love with you for years.

    Ranting:
    At least it’s not a cat doing a dogwalk. Wait… shit. That doesn’t make sense either.

  31. on 07 Jun 2006 Catherine Penfold-Waxman

    Sensational video. JD looks like he’s dancing.
    I came perilously close to being called Gay Bernice Penfold, but my mum decided at the last minute that it sounded like a racing whippet. Instead I’m named after the Russian (german) queen who supposedly shagged horses. Thanks mum.

  32. on 08 Jun 2006 JJ

    Catherine:
    I always thought you were named after Penfold from DangerMouse.

    :)

  33. on 08 Jun 2006 Catherine Penfold-Waxman

    Yes, I am. Thats the proud family name, Penfold. Sadly, I am a little dishevelled and I wear glasses.

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