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	<title>Comments on: Jilling and Other Masturbating Euphemisms</title>
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		<title>By: The Churning - Another Reason to Hate the Internet &#187; Masturbation Euphemisms: Jilling, Rubbing One Out, Spanking the Monkey, etc.</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-16079</link>
		<dc:creator>The Churning - Another Reason to Hate the Internet &#187; Masturbation Euphemisms: Jilling, Rubbing One Out, Spanking the Monkey, etc.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Remember way back in the day when The Churning would collect super awesome lists of euphemisms for sex terms? You goddamn better remember. One of our classic lists still gets search engine hits on a daily basis, so I figured I&#8217;d bring it back and see if you guys can come up with any more additions. Todays topic is: Euphemisms for Masturbating (Male or Female Masturbation). [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Remember way back in the day when The Churning would collect super awesome lists of euphemisms for sex terms? You goddamn better remember. One of our classic lists still gets search engine hits on a daily basis, so I figured I&#8217;d bring it back and see if you guys can come up with any more additions. Todays topic is: Euphemisms for Masturbating (Male or Female Masturbation). [...]</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-16003</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 15:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for all the updates!  You guys rock!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for all the updates!  You guys rock!!</p>
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		<title>By: Diane&#8217;s Stuff  &#187;
Blog Archive   &#187; TAG! You&#8217;re It!</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5276</link>
		<dc:creator>Diane&#8217;s Stuff  &#187;
Blog Archive   &#187; TAG! You&#8217;re It!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...]  by Jackson Browne Download rosie.mp3 JJ from The Churning had a post the other day titled &#8220;Jilling and Other Masturbating Euphemisms&#8221;     and while I had a hard time coming  [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...]  by Jackson Browne Download rosie.mp3 JJ from The Churning had a post the other day titled &#8220;Jilling and Other Masturbating Euphemisms&#8221;     and while I had a hard time coming  [...]</p>
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		<title>By: c-dub</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5039</link>
		<dc:creator>c-dub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 19:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lubin&#039; the tube
fucking yourself
strokin&#039; it
goin&#039; fishin&#039; w/the man in the boat
gettin&#039; trigger happy
wax on, whack off
scratch n&#039; sniff
playin&#039; air guitar nekkid
turning japanese</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lubin&#8217; the tube<br />
fucking yourself<br />
strokin&#8217; it<br />
goin&#8217; fishin&#8217; w/the man in the boat<br />
gettin&#8217; trigger happy<br />
wax on, whack off<br />
scratch n&#8217; sniff<br />
playin&#8217; air guitar nekkid<br />
turning japanese</p>
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		<title>By: Diane</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5038</link>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 17:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ruining my eyesight?  I don&#039;t have anything yet AGAIN! I do though think it&#039;s only right that &lt;a href=&quot;http://fallcolors.fatcow.com/Stuff/rosie.mp3&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; Jackson Browne have his say&lt;/a&gt; on the matter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ruining my eyesight?  I don&#8217;t have anything yet AGAIN! I do though think it&#8217;s only right that <a href="http://fallcolors.fatcow.com/Stuff/rosie.mp3" rel="nofollow"> Jackson Browne have his say</a> on the matter.</p>
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		<title>By: mojotek</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5022</link>
		<dc:creator>mojotek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;&lt;em&gt;Hand to gland combat&lt;/em&gt;&quot;

My single favorite euphamism from the list.  I can&#039;t believe I&#039;ve never heard this one before... I think I&#039;m gonna have to work that one into a conversation some time soon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<em>Hand to gland combat</em>&#8221;</p>
<p>My single favorite euphamism from the list.  I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ve never heard this one before&#8230; I think I&#8217;m gonna have to work that one into a conversation some time soon.</p>
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		<title>By: Cecil B.</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5015</link>
		<dc:creator>Cecil B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>jerkin the gerkin</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>jerkin the gerkin</p>
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		<title>By: J.Mo</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5014</link>
		<dc:creator>J.Mo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the words of Peaches, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004WHBC/102-9748040-2621759?v=glance&amp;n=5174&quot;&gt;diddle my skittle&lt;/a&gt;.  

I just did a search looking for the song lyrics and &lt;a href=&quot;http://madelineinthemirror.blogspot.com/2005/09/diddle-my-skittle.html&quot;&gt;this was one of the top listings&lt;/a&gt;.

Hot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the words of Peaches, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004WHBC/102-9748040-2621759?v=glance&amp;n=5174">diddle my skittle</a>.  </p>
<p>I just did a search looking for the song lyrics and <a href="http://madelineinthemirror.blogspot.com/2005/09/diddle-my-skittle.html">this was one of the top listings</a>.</p>
<p>Hot.</p>
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		<title>By: juicya</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5011</link>
		<dc:creator>juicya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 20:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>- double clicking the mouse
- &#039;diddling&#039; [thats the one i personally use]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- double clicking the mouse<br />
- &#8216;diddling&#8217; [thats the one i personally use]</p>
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		<title>By: J.Mo</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/16/jilling-and-other-masturbating-euphemisms/comment-page-1/#comment-5010</link>
		<dc:creator>J.Mo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 20:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, it&#039;s kind of hard to add to this already very comprehensive list.  p3 did say one to me this morning:  &quot;bang yourself&quot;  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, it&#8217;s kind of hard to add to this already very comprehensive list.  p3 did say one to me this morning:  &#8220;bang yourself&#8221;</p>
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