21Feb/069
Adjusting Ladyparts
Several years ago, I worked in an open office with no cubicle walls. I often saw one female co-worker put her hands on her armrests and lift her ass off the chair just an inch or so. She'd twist her hips just a little, like she was trying to get comfortable. Then she'd lower herself back down a second later and look around to see if anyone was watching.
The whole motion looked way too suspicious to be something innocent. I assume she was either trying to ease out an SBD, or she was adjusting her ladyparts.
I know guys sometimes feel the need to "adjust," but that's not the kind of thing a proper gentleman does at work in front of people. Do women have to adjust too? And if so, can they get away with adjusting in public?
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February 21st, 2006 - 09:27
JJ in your next life I hope you come back as a girl.
February 21st, 2006 - 09:54
I adjust all the time in public. I’m proud of my package.
February 21st, 2006 - 11:54
i often have to adjust the bra straps and do it in public without a thought. i suppose if a lady had the long, hangy downy vulva, then there might be some adjustment needed sometimes. christ. i just said vulva.
February 21st, 2006 - 12:41
“the long, hangy downy vulva”
I’m sorry, what was the question again? I was too busy laughing at that.
February 21st, 2006 - 14:11
I adjust. Im adjusting right now. I blame the fact that low rise pants and thong underwear are in fashion. Until Im able to wear jammie pants to work, I shall adjust.
[ I may be a minority, though-- i do have some um, 'jewellry' down there]
February 21st, 2006 - 16:24
I am ROFL at the prospect of a hangy down vulva! heh
I don’t have to adjust my nether regions, well, ever…but depending on the bra, I have had to adjust The Girls:)
February 21st, 2006 - 23:05
I once tried to bring up the topic of “bubbles” on my blog, but no one took the bait. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then neither do I.
February 22nd, 2006 - 13:01
I know I adjust, shifting from down one pant leg to the other. LOL
Ok sorry, couldn’t resist…
March 1st, 2006 - 05:49
At least you don’t have to work around it anymore. I, however, have been given a life sentence.