Comments on: The Best Way to Die http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:42:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: alanCHEN_83@HOTMAIL.COM http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-35725 alanCHEN_83@HOTMAIL.COM Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:00:14 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-35725 After reading everybody's contribution i feel that i am not alone... i am dying soon as well.... i have been waiting for this moment... not as if i want it... but i noe it coming... I've no home, no family, no friends, no money.... even my love hates me.... y should i not die? i should die... but i am still chosing the best way... most probably i will die of hunger, die of cold, die of thrust... or even committing suicide... i use to love someone so deep.... but i screwed up the relationship and i screw up my home my family.... i have no one... no one... if kevin ley u r dead... den R I P.... i think u r just hurt like me .... maybe i will be doing something like this.... but probably no one will noe it... Good Bye if you do read this threat... i am gone... Alan Chen Chee Yaoo...... Good bye Jaime Good bye gareth... After reading everybody’s contribution i feel that i am not alone… i am dying soon as well…. i have been waiting for this moment… not as if i want it… but i noe it coming…

I’ve no home, no family, no friends, no money…. even my love hates me…. y should i not die?

i should die… but i am still chosing the best way…

most probably i will die of hunger, die of cold, die of thrust… or even committing suicide…

i use to love someone so deep…. but i screwed up the relationship and i screw up my home my family…. i have no one… no one…

if kevin ley u r dead… den R I P….

i think u r just hurt like me …. maybe i will be doing something like this…. but probably no one will noe it…

Good Bye if you do read this threat…

i am gone…

Alan Chen Chee Yaoo…… Good bye Jaime Good bye gareth…

]]> By: Kss http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-16075 Kss Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:39:48 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-16075 Well I think this is the best way to die. First get a good life insurance to take care of families left behind. Then get about 20 gas containers with full gas in your car with about 5 boxes of fireplace logs (the type that is easy to ignite and burns for hours). Buy yourself few bottles of sleeping pills, coke soda and candle with lighter. With all this drive somewhere remote without telling anyone. Once you drive few hours in one direction (neighboring state), for the last time fill your car with full tank gas, drive to a middle of a field with nothing around you. Position the gas tanks and the fire log throughout the car and light the candle and place it between fire logs on top of one gas container, then take all the sleeping pile you have with coke soda (this will help it take effect quickly). You will be dead sleep in few seconds or a minute or two. If set right in about 15 – 30min the car should be engulf with fire (very intense fire). There will be nothing of you or the car left, you won’t bother anyone for funeral service. That is how I am hoping to be able to do it soon. Well I think this is the best way to die. First get a good life insurance to take care of families left behind. Then get about 20 gas containers with full gas in your car with about 5 boxes of fireplace logs (the type that is easy to ignite and burns for hours). Buy yourself few bottles of sleeping pills, coke soda and candle with lighter. With all this drive somewhere remote without telling anyone.

Once you drive few hours in one direction (neighboring state), for the last time fill your car with full tank gas, drive to a middle of a field with nothing around you. Position the gas tanks and the fire log throughout the car and light the candle and place it between fire logs on top of one gas container, then take all the sleeping pile you have with coke soda (this will help it take effect quickly). You will be dead sleep in few seconds or a minute or two.

If set right in about 15 – 30min the car should be engulf with fire (very intense fire). There will be nothing of you or the car left, you won’t bother anyone for funeral service.

That is how I am hoping to be able to do it soon.

]]> By: cris http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-15599 cris Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:56:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-15599 the best way to die is to jump in a very tall building... while falling you'll remember everything and you'll gonna tel yourself did i live to the fullest... and then you'll start to cry and ask your self, why did it end this way... guys, i'm very sad... i believe i will never see the sunrise again... I still don't know what I'm going to do but one thing is for sure... it will happen d way it should be... i will not tel my mom nor my dad not even my girlfriend and my bestfriend. goodbye guys. love yourself ok. don't let anybody dictate your life because you'll never be happy in the end. October 11, 2006 .... 1:03PM the best way to die is to jump in a very tall building… while falling you’ll remember everything and you’ll gonna tel yourself did i live to the fullest… and then you’ll start to cry and ask your self, why did it end this way…

guys, i’m very sad… i believe i will never see the sunrise again… I still don’t know what I’m going to do but one thing is for sure… it will happen d way it should be… i will not tel my mom nor my dad not even my girlfriend and my bestfriend. goodbye guys. love yourself ok. don’t let anybody dictate your life because you’ll never be happy in the end. October 11, 2006 …. 1:03PM

]]> By: Kevin Ley http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-7245 Kevin Ley Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:29:29 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-7245 I am someone who will be dying soon, even thought his thread might not even be alive no more it still helps me let people know that I don't know that I will be dead in a week or so. That might not make sence with all of the "that" and stuff in there but still. I am 17 and I have messed my life up more then you can imagine, theonly way I think I can get out of this is to just go with it and kill myself, I know this is weird but it is something that I will be doing very very soon. July 11th to be exact. The way I will be doing it is like this: I will be seeing the one I Love the most first I will be saying I Love You and let her know what is going on, it will hurt her more then anything and she will try to stop me. I will not let her stop me cause I promised myself I would do this without hesitation. I will then walk to the closest highway (401) Yes I am in canada...I will slice my throat open wide, I will let the blood hit then cement down below hitting as many car's as possible, I will pull my blade to my heart and stab my way to it. I will then drop, I will try to smile and say I Love You as loud as I can.(Won't be loud at all) Then let my life go without a fight. That may be the weirdest thing you have ever read but by the time you read it, it may have been done. Thanks, Kevin Ley I am someone who will be dying soon, even thought his thread might not even be alive no more it still helps me let people know that I don’t know that I will be dead in a week or so. That might not make sence with all of the “that” and stuff in there but still. I am 17 and I have messed my life up more then you can imagine, theonly way I think I can get out of this is to just go with it and kill myself, I know this is weird but it is something that I will be doing very very soon. July 11th to be exact. The way I will be doing it is like this: I will be seeing the one I Love the most first I will be saying I Love You and let her know what is going on, it will hurt her more then anything and she will try to stop me. I will not let her stop me cause I promised myself I would do this without hesitation. I will then walk to the closest highway (401) Yes I am in canada…I will slice my throat open wide, I will let the blood hit then cement down below hitting as many car’s as possible, I will pull my blade to my heart and stab my way to it. I will then drop, I will try to smile and say I Love You as loud as I can.(Won’t be loud at all) Then let my life go without a fight.

That may be the weirdest thing you have ever read but by the time you read it, it may have been done.

Thanks,
Kevin Ley

]]> By: oscarnoah http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-5366 oscarnoah Mon, 13 Mar 2006 22:21:52 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-5366 I always thought it would be nice to strap C4 to my chest and walk into a big building, give them 24 hours notice (as to not intentionally hurt anyone) and kablooie. Something about the huge useless destruction enticed me. No philosophical or political statement, just large scale blowing up shit. But lately I think that if I have any choice in the matter, i.e. not getting hit by a train, I think when my firmities start to really give way I just wanna crawl into some god-forsaken canyon and let the wilderness have its way with me. I think that would be nice. But isn't all this talk just really a projection of how we might want to live our lives? I always thought it would be nice to strap C4 to my chest and walk into a big building, give them 24 hours notice (as to not intentionally hurt anyone) and kablooie. Something about the huge useless destruction enticed me. No philosophical or political statement, just large scale blowing up shit. But lately I think that if I have any choice in the matter, i.e. not getting hit by a train, I think when my firmities start to really give way I just wanna crawl into some god-forsaken canyon and let the wilderness have its way with me.

I think that would be nice.

But isn’t all this talk just really a projection of how we might want to live our lives?

]]> By: the english guy http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-5170 the english guy Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:09:53 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-5170 I think that freezing to death would be nice. I've heard that it's almost sublime (well, forgetting the fact you're freezing your fucking balls off) and it feels like you're just drifting off to sleep. Then I read Ev's comment. Yeah man. I think of that movie, the one where the guy dies boinking his wife. That'd be the best way man. Have one last orgasm and boom, heart attack. Yeah. Thanks babe, and oh yeah, bye :) I think that freezing to death would be nice. I’ve heard that it’s almost sublime (well, forgetting the fact you’re freezing your fucking balls off) and it feels like you’re just drifting off to sleep.

Then I read Ev’s comment. Yeah man. I think of that movie, the one where the guy dies boinking his wife. That’d be the best way man. Have one last orgasm and boom, heart attack. Yeah. Thanks babe, and oh yeah, bye :)

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-5156 JJ Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:34:58 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-5156 I've given this a lot of thought and I think I'm with JuicyA on this one. My friends and I used to say that if we lived past 70, we'd start up a crazy acid habit. And that wouldn't kill us, but it would be funny as fuck. Then we'd take up something a little more dangerous like coke. At that age, that type of lifestyle would eventually kill you - and while you waited for the final curtain call, you'd be a serious hit at family get-togethers. I’ve given this a lot of thought and I think I’m with JuicyA on this one. My friends and I used to say that if we lived past 70, we’d start up a crazy acid habit. And that wouldn’t kill us, but it would be funny as fuck. Then we’d take up something a little more dangerous like coke.

At that age, that type of lifestyle would eventually kill you - and while you waited for the final curtain call, you’d be a serious hit at family get-togethers.

]]> By: juicya http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-5154 juicya Mon, 27 Feb 2006 20:06:03 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-5154 OD'ding on drugs-- havent decided which one yet...im thinking either heroin or cocaine, although E would sure be a good one too.. Of course, the death and the 'dangers of drugs' would need to surely be made into an afterschool special to really have the full effect. Someone would need to 'learn' from my demise. I guess in that vein, I my answer would be the Grizzly Man death-- because I learned from that movie that its really really REALLY not a good idea to live among bears. OD’ding on drugs– havent decided which one yet…im thinking either heroin or cocaine, although E would sure be a good one too..

Of course, the death and the ‘dangers of drugs’ would need to surely be made into an afterschool special to really have the full effect. Someone would need to ‘learn’ from my demise. I guess in that vein, I my answer would be the Grizzly Man death– because I learned from that movie that its really really REALLY not a good idea to live among bears.

]]> By: Diane http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-5153 Diane Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:52:20 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-5153 I recorded that movie on my computer with the tv card- I'm going to put together a little video display. I imagine it's going to take me a couple weeks or longer to get around to it and fixed the way I want but if I didn't have plans to look forward to accomplishing I might eat a shitload of mushrooms and leave my body so far behind traveling astral planes it would die. What was the question again? I recorded that movie on my computer with the tv card- I’m going to put together a little video display. I imagine it’s going to take me a couple weeks or longer to get around to it and fixed the way I want but if I didn’t have plans to look forward to accomplishing I might eat a shitload of mushrooms and leave my body so far behind traveling astral planes it would die. What was the question again?

]]> By: cousineddie http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/27/best-way-to-go/comment-page-1/#comment-5150 cousineddie Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:37:41 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=330#comment-5150 One of my students once told me that the best way to die is holding a package of chocolate, a bag of marshmallows, and some graham crackers, and then jumping into a fire. This way people would think you died happy makng s'mores. I never said my students were sane. One of my students once told me that the best way to die is holding a package of chocolate, a bag of marshmallows, and some graham crackers, and then jumping into a fire. This way people would think you died happy makng s’mores.

I never said my students were sane.

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