baseball players have the best names
March 1st, 2006 by Jimmy
i hate baseball. but the players have the best names. i say we list them here and now. i’ll put down the first five.
cocoa crisp
milton bradley
rolly fingers(add mustache for funnier results)
tug mcgraw
kiko calero
RSS
Ummmm, I have no clue who any of these people are. Doesn’t Milton Bradley make board games?
What happened to names like Derek Jeter, Tim Wakefield, Randy Johnson, etc?
I know The Bus and Cadillac Williams, but that’s football.
I’m sorry Jimmy, I’m slightly retarded today.
There’s no “a” in Coco Crisp.
maine,
i suck at spelling but it’s still a great name.
april,
i’m always slightly retarded. don’t worry about it.
I’m piggybacking on Maine’s coment…
Rolly Fingers is actually spelled “Rollie Fingers”
But the best name in sports?
Dick Butkus!
when i played rugby i went under the name “shit fucknut”.
I agree with JJ, the best name is Dick Butkus!! Poor guy.
You would think these days that no parent would name their child Richard at all.
This is off the subject of sports but when I lived in NH years ago, there was a guy running from some local office whose name was Richard Sweat…..no lie I swear!
i have a friend and her name is bine dick.
pronounced “be na dick”.
What about ‘Dick Pound’? Hes on the International Olympic Committee… hes Canadian and I think ive been giggling about his name for about 15 years.
goose gossage
Amani Toomer
As in, “It is not a tumor!”
“Hey, Jimmy, you know what you’re being a? Bine Dick.”
Back when I worked at Subway in 1992, I thought that joke was funny. Poor, poor Bine. WTF were German parents thinking????
I thought Coco Crisp was a joke. Tiki Barber is a fun name. Isn’t there a football player named Simeon–something.?
Jimmy…what about Alberto Pooholes or Pujols, whatever…
Nappy:
Simeon Rice! What a terrible name.
BOOF bonser.