1. 

   April
   March 1st, 2006 - 12:12

   Ummmm, I have no clue who any of these people are. Doesn’t Milton Bradley make board games?

   What happened to names like Derek Jeter, Tim Wakefield, Randy Johnson, etc?

   I know The Bus and Cadillac Williams, but that’s football.

   I’m sorry Jimmy, I’m slightly retarded today.
2. 

   Maine
   March 1st, 2006 - 12:33

   There’s no “a” in Coco Crisp.
3. 

   Jimmy
   March 1st, 2006 - 12:41

   maine,

   i suck at spelling but it’s still a great name.

   april,

   i’m always slightly retarded. don’t worry about it.
4. 

   JJ
   March 1st, 2006 - 12:42

   I’m piggybacking on Maine’s coment…

   Rolly Fingers is actually spelled “Rollie Fingers”
5. 

   JJ
   March 1st, 2006 - 12:42

   But the best name in sports?

   Dick Butkus!
6. 

   Jimmy
   March 1st, 2006 - 12:53

   when i played rugby i went under the name “shit fucknut”.
7. 

   April
   March 1st, 2006 - 13:39

   I agree with JJ, the best name is Dick Butkus!! Poor guy.
8. 

   Ron
   March 1st, 2006 - 14:53

   You would think these days that no parent would name their child Richard at all.

   This is off the subject of sports but when I lived in NH years ago, there was a guy running from some local office whose name was Richard Sweat…..no lie I swear!
9. 

   Jimmy
   March 1st, 2006 - 15:02

   i have a friend and her name is bine dick.

   pronounced “be na dick”.
10. 

    juicya
    March 1st, 2006 - 15:24

    What about ‘Dick Pound’? Hes on the International Olympic Committee… hes Canadian and I think ive been giggling about his name for about 15 years.
11. 

    Jimmy
    March 1st, 2006 - 15:27

    goose gossage
12. 

    JJ
    March 1st, 2006 - 18:14

    Amani Toomer

    As in, “It is not a tumor!”
13. 

    J.Mo
    March 2nd, 2006 - 00:47

    “Hey, Jimmy, you know what you’re being a? Bine Dick.”

    Back when I worked at Subway in 1992, I thought that joke was funny. Poor, poor Bine. WTF were German parents thinking????
14. 

    nappy40
    March 3rd, 2006 - 13:16

    I thought Coco Crisp was a joke. Tiki Barber is a fun name. Isn’t there a football player named Simeon–something.?
15. 

    wRohm
    March 23rd, 2006 - 20:38

    Jimmy…what about Alberto Pooholes or Pujols, whatever…
16. 

    JJ
    March 24th, 2006 - 08:32

    Nappy:
    Simeon Rice! What a terrible name.
17. 

    Biggy
    May 3rd, 2007 - 10:26

    BOOF bonser.

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