1Mar/0617
baseball players have the best names
i hate baseball. but the players have the best names. i say we list them here and now. i'll put down the first five.
cocoa crisp
milton bradley
rolly fingers(add mustache for funnier results)
tug mcgraw
kiko calero
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March 1st, 2006 - 12:12
Ummmm, I have no clue who any of these people are. Doesn’t Milton Bradley make board games?
What happened to names like Derek Jeter, Tim Wakefield, Randy Johnson, etc?
I know The Bus and Cadillac Williams, but that’s football.
I’m sorry Jimmy, I’m slightly retarded today.
March 1st, 2006 - 12:33
There’s no “a” in Coco Crisp.
March 1st, 2006 - 12:41
maine,
i suck at spelling but it’s still a great name.
april,
i’m always slightly retarded. don’t worry about it.
March 1st, 2006 - 12:42
I’m piggybacking on Maine’s coment…
Rolly Fingers is actually spelled “Rollie Fingers”
March 1st, 2006 - 12:42
But the best name in sports?
Dick Butkus!
March 1st, 2006 - 12:53
when i played rugby i went under the name “shit fucknut”.
March 1st, 2006 - 13:39
I agree with JJ, the best name is Dick Butkus!! Poor guy.
March 1st, 2006 - 14:53
You would think these days that no parent would name their child Richard at all.
This is off the subject of sports but when I lived in NH years ago, there was a guy running from some local office whose name was Richard Sweat…..no lie I swear!
March 1st, 2006 - 15:02
i have a friend and her name is bine dick.
pronounced “be na dick”.
March 1st, 2006 - 15:24
What about ‘Dick Pound’? Hes on the International Olympic Committee… hes Canadian and I think ive been giggling about his name for about 15 years.
March 1st, 2006 - 15:27
goose gossage
March 1st, 2006 - 18:14
Amani Toomer
As in, “It is not a tumor!”
March 2nd, 2006 - 00:47
“Hey, Jimmy, you know what you’re being a? Bine Dick.”
Back when I worked at Subway in 1992, I thought that joke was funny. Poor, poor Bine. WTF were German parents thinking????
March 3rd, 2006 - 13:16
I thought Coco Crisp was a joke. Tiki Barber is a fun name. Isn’t there a football player named Simeon–something.?
March 23rd, 2006 - 20:38
Jimmy…what about Alberto Pooholes or Pujols, whatever…
March 24th, 2006 - 08:32
Nappy:
Simeon Rice! What a terrible name.
May 3rd, 2007 - 10:26
BOOF bonser.