Comments on: Over $600?!?! http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:50:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Thao http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5242 Thao Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:17:13 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5242 She's tame compared to freakishly happy Susanna Martinez. "She is drawn to people who are motivated professionally and personally with a deep sense of family" Which means, she's ready to spawn, then she will eat you. She’s tame compared to freakishly happy Susanna Martinez. “She is drawn to people who are motivated professionally and personally with a deep sense of family” Which means, she’s ready to spawn, then she will eat you.

]]> By: schmazzy http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5238 schmazzy Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:49:31 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5238 She has problems. The first time I met her, all she talked about was how kids in her high school made fun of her. I am 35, and I believe she is a year older than me, but come on...get over it. That's not what to tell people when you first meet them. HELLO - no self-esteem!! She tried to steal beers from a friend of mine's refrigerator at Gasparilla and also relieved herself in my friend's garbage can. She is hideous and has a personality to match. She probably hasn't had a dick inside of her for years. YUCK. Seriously guys, hummers are hummers but guys get turned on visually. Would you really want someone like that sucking your cock and then look down and want to cut your dick off? She would do better at the lesbian auction. Hello...that haircut is sooo out. Good luck on trying to make the money back on that date. She has problems. The first time I met her, all she talked about was how kids in her high school made fun of her. I am 35, and I believe she is a year older than me, but come on…get over it. That’s not what to tell people when you first meet them. HELLO – no self-esteem!!

She tried to steal beers from a friend of mine’s refrigerator at Gasparilla and also relieved herself in my friend’s garbage can.

She is hideous and has a personality to match. She probably hasn’t had a dick inside of her for years. YUCK.

Seriously guys, hummers are hummers but guys get turned on visually. Would you really want someone like that sucking your cock and then look down and want to cut your dick off?

She would do better at the lesbian auction. Hello…that haircut is sooo out.

Good luck on trying to make the money back on that date.

]]> By: Maine http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5237 Maine Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:05:05 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5237 $600 would buy a lot of drinks for a lot of sluts in a lot of singles bars. I'm just saying... mathematically... if I was putting out that kind of cash, I'd put it out $5 at a time, and at least fuck 10 whores with it. I'm going on record as saying this: "Anyone who would buy a single date with one of these women at these prices should go home and get tested for autism. You have better options." $600 would buy a lot of drinks for a lot of sluts in a lot of singles bars.

I’m just saying… mathematically… if I was putting out that kind of cash, I’d put it out $5 at a time, and at least fuck 10 whores with it.

I’m going on record as saying this:

“Anyone who would buy a single date with one of these women at these prices should go home and get tested for autism. You have better options.”

]]> By: LC http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5233 LC Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:03:34 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5233 600 DOLLARS??? Are you kidding me???? Unless she's paying ME $600 to go.. there's no way in Hell!!! Even then.. It would have to be a DAMN good hockey game! That's repulsive. Hideous. Ugh. Single people - GET OUT NOW! And I bet she's a bitch - just looks that way!!! 600 DOLLARS??? Are you kidding me???? Unless she’s paying ME $600 to go.. there’s no way in Hell!!!
Even then.. It would have to be a DAMN good hockey game!
That’s repulsive.
Hideous.
Ugh.
Single people – GET OUT NOW!
And I bet she’s a bitch – just looks that way!!!

]]> By: Marc http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5232 Marc Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:44:13 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5232 I agree with Ev, JJ. You let me down, man. If those are the best singles Tampa Bay has to offer, time to get out of Dodge. I agree with Ev, JJ. You let me down, man.

If those are the best singles Tampa Bay has to offer, time to get out of Dodge.

]]> By: sarah http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5229 sarah Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:19:05 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5229 at least she's not the creepy looking Susanna Martinez. seriously, she looks like a comic book villan. at least she’s not the creepy looking Susanna Martinez. seriously, she looks like a comic book villan.

]]> By: mojotek http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5226 mojotek Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:11:30 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5226 I don't see anywhere in the auction listing where it says "hummers upon request." That auction is so gonna blow... and not the good kind. I don’t see anywhere in the auction listing where it says “hummers upon request.” That auction is so gonna blow… and not the good kind.

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5219 JJ Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:10:57 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5219 Ev's right about two things. 1. Yeah, I'm a great big pussy. 2. I know it's a cliche, but sex sells. I bet half the guys bidding tonight are going to look at the list and say, "Which one of these women puts out on the first date?" Probably not the one who loves crossword puzzles and thinks laughter "really is the best medicine!" Ev’s right about two things.

1. Yeah, I’m a great big pussy.

2. I know it’s a cliche, but sex sells. I bet half the guys bidding tonight are going to look at the list and say, “Which one of these women puts out on the first date?” Probably not the one who loves crossword puzzles and thinks laughter “really is the best medicine!”

]]> By: Ev http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5218 Ev Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:06:03 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5218 JJ, you're a pussy. You called me and asked me what I thought you should do, I said, fucking write that post. Be the bastard that I know you can be. And you pussied out. I'm ashamed. J.Mo, all they'd have to do is put a picture of you and say "This girl likes sex." It would sell fucking out. If that lady Dawn, put "willing to give head on the first date" in her thing, she'd make way more than 600 bucks. I mean, what guy wouldn't put up with some wine drinking, crossword puzzlin', bitch for some head? AMIRITE, GUYS? JJ, you’re a pussy. You called me and asked me what I thought you should do, I said, fucking write that post. Be the bastard that I know you can be. And you pussied out. I’m ashamed.

J.Mo, all they’d have to do is put a picture of you and say “This girl likes sex.” It would sell fucking out. If that lady Dawn, put “willing to give head on the first date” in her thing, she’d make way more than 600 bucks. I mean, what guy wouldn’t put up with some wine drinking, crossword puzzlin’, bitch for some head? AMIRITE, GUYS?

]]> By: J.Mo http://www.thechurning.com/2006/03/02/600/comment-page-1/#comment-5214 J.Mo Thu, 02 Mar 2006 04:49:29 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=505#comment-5214 I have an idea, JJ. Why not write one for me? I don't mind you making fun of me. What would you say to auction me off? I have an idea, JJ. Why not write one for me? I don’t mind you making fun of me. What would you say to auction me off?

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