Time for another Blog Mash. That’s where I take a sentence or two from a bunch of different websites and throw ‘em together like a William Burroughs cut-up. Enjoy…

I walked in the same direction along side the endless string of parked cars lining the street until I came upon one with a man sitting inside smiling at me. waving with one hand and masturbating with the other. I told him that I would take my vitamins (Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Coke) every day from now on and would switch from numerous strong Italian ristrettos (Lavazza coffee bean) to a milder American coffee bean. i have already shit 6 or 7 times and it’s not even noon. Do you think Rosa Parks would agree with it? I think she would. After all, I look up in horror to see in her well-manicured, very Republican, very non-body piercing hand; you guessed it…my bright, shiny, titanium, 4 gauge (kinda big), did I mention that it’s normally sitting in the head of my penis?, Prince Albert.

There you have it. Five blogs combined into one post. I’m a fucking genius.

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