Blog Mash - Prince Albert Edition
March 2nd, 2006 by JJ
Time for another Blog Mash. That’s where I take a sentence or two from a bunch of different websites and throw ‘em together like a William Burroughs cut-up. Enjoy…
I walked in the same direction along side the endless string of parked cars lining the street until I came upon one with a man sitting inside smiling at me. waving with one hand and masturbating with the other. I told him that I would take my vitamins (Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Coke) every day from now on and would switch from numerous strong Italian ristrettos (Lavazza coffee bean) to a milder American coffee bean. i have already shit 6 or 7 times and it’s not even noon. Do you think Rosa Parks would agree with it? I think she would. After all, I look up in horror to see in her well-manicured, very Republican, very non-body piercing hand; you guessed it…my bright, shiny, titanium, 4 gauge (kinda big), did I mention that it’s normally sitting in the head of my penis?, Prince Albert.
There you have it. Five blogs combined into one post. I’m a fucking genius.
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You really are a fucking genius. That is fucking hilarious.
Good to know someone else takes the same vitamins as me. Tonight is $3 Vitamin night, by the way. I should be quite healthy come morning.
That’s awesome, I had NO idea that Rosa Parks was the one who found my PA!
Mel:
Your line was very helpful. It allowed me to get from diarrhea to a price albert. Thank you for your help.
Marc:
Holy shit, I’m on the same diet! (It’s been about 12 years now)
Ron:
Exactly! You totally get it. Thank you!
I was looking for a line about a woman that would let me segue in to your line about someting in a woman’s hand. Then I saw the Rosa Parks thing and nearly fell off my chair laughing. Who knew she was Republican?
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The artistry necessary to pull off such a feat is gargantuan… hats off to you sir!
You are my new hero, JJ.
Nice kinda big 4 gauge!