Time for another Blog Mash. That’s where I take a sentence or two from a bunch of different websites and throw ‘em together like a William Burroughs cut-up. Enjoy…

I walked in the same direction along side the endless string of parked cars lining the street until I came upon one with a man sitting inside smiling at me. waving with one hand and masturbating with the other. I told him that I would take my vitamins (Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Coke) every day from now on and would switch from numerous strong Italian ristrettos (Lavazza coffee bean) to a milder American coffee bean. i have already shit 6 or 7 times and it’s not even noon. Do you think Rosa Parks would agree with it? I think she would. After all, I look up in horror to see in her well-manicured, very Republican, very non-body piercing hand; you guessed it…my bright, shiny, titanium, 4 gauge (kinda big), did I mention that it’s normally sitting in the head of my penis?, Prince Albert.

There you have it. Five blogs combined into one post. I’m a fucking genius.

8 Responses to “Blog Mash - Prince Albert Edition”

  1. on 02 Mar 2006 mel

    You really are a fucking genius. That is fucking hilarious.

  2. on 02 Mar 2006 Marc

    Good to know someone else takes the same vitamins as me. Tonight is $3 Vitamin night, by the way. I should be quite healthy come morning.

  3. on 02 Mar 2006 Ron

    That’s awesome, I had NO idea that Rosa Parks was the one who found my PA!

  4. on 02 Mar 2006 JJ

    Mel:
    Your line was very helpful. It allowed me to get from diarrhea to a price albert. Thank you for your help.

    Marc:
    Holy shit, I’m on the same diet! (It’s been about 12 years now)

    Ron:
    Exactly! You totally get it. Thank you!
    I was looking for a line about a woman that would let me segue in to your line about someting in a woman’s hand. Then I saw the Rosa Parks thing and nearly fell off my chair laughing. Who knew she was Republican?

  5. on 02 Mar 2006 sarah

    HA

  6. on 02 Mar 2006 mojotek

    The artistry necessary to pull off such a feat is gargantuan… hats off to you sir!

  7. on 02 Mar 2006 J.Mo

    You are my new hero, JJ.

  8. on 03 Mar 2006 Wysol

    Nice kinda big 4 gauge!

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