The Churning
2Mar/069

Michelle Williams Went to a Grade School Run by Cockblocks

The chick who played Heath Ledger's beard while whipping out her cans in Brokeback Mountain got dissed by her Christian grade school.

Michelle Williams is nominated for an Oscar, but that's not good enough for the dicks at Santa Fe Christian. The school has chosen to throw away a chance to support a hugely successful former student, because headmaster Jim Hopson is worried it would somehow imply that being gay isn't the worst sin of all time.

Side note: Is it just me or do you find it ironic that Hopson's title is "headmaster?" Heheheh...

From United Press International:

Williams, 25, attended Santa Fe Christian in Solana Beach, Calif., which rejected the San Diego Union-Tribune's efforts to visit the school for a story about the actress' roots.

"We don't want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie," headmaster Jim Hopson told the newspaper.

"Michelle doesn't represent the values of this institution. We would not approve of her movies and TV shows (including the teen drama "Dawson's Creek"). We'd not like to be tied to 'Brokeback Mountain,'" he said.

"I hope we offered her something in life. But she made the kinds of choices of which we wouldn't approve," he continued. "'Brokeback Mountain' basically promotes a lifestyle we don't promote. It's not the word of God."

Related:
Read The Churning's review of Brokeback Mountain.

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  1. Seems the headmaster must have a little fetish problem. Otherwise he wouldn’t feel so damn strongly about something that doesn’t even affect him.

  2. I’m neither for or against this shit.

    She’s dumb for being in a cowboy movie, because frankly, I hate cowboys.

    They’re dumb for thinking that lynchings are cool, but being gay isn’t.

    And we’re all now dumber for having even read this.

  3. while i think their views on basically anything are upside down, at least they are sticking to their beliefs. She would probably perfer not to have HER name associated with the school’s intolerant adgenda anyways.

  4. That’s what she gets for pulling out her penis and having gay sex with a man in front of a camera.

    I could see if she was simply an actress doing a very good Oscar-worthy job of playing a role in a film that just happened to feature gay sex by two other actors that aren’t her. But nope – that wasn’t good enough for her. She had to do a guy up his ass and crap on the Bible during the credits. She deserves this.

  5. I agree Maine, this filthy degenerate deserves what she gets.

    Sure, she has a much larger pecker than Jake and Heath, but that doesn’t give her carte blanche to do what she pleases.

    What’s next? Will she soon be drawing unflattering cartoon pictures of Muhammad and Allah?

  6. um, you’d think they’d like her role of being the wife who’s not necessarily down with the fact her husband puts his penis in another man’s anus.

    personally, i kind of like that. but i guess some people have different tastes.

  7. she’s hot.

    smushed face hot.

  8. Mojotek:
    A fetish ain’t a problem. It’s just another way to get yer freak on.

    Ev:
    They’re all dumb, but at least she’s hot.

    Fidget:
    So true. Maybe it’s a win-win. But I still think that school’s missing a huge opportunity to cash in on their famous former student.

    Maine:
    Dammit, I must have been in the lobby getting popcorn during that scene. And no, “in the lobby getting popcorn” is not a euphemism for gay sex.

    Zombie Flyboy:
    Maybe the headmaster is just jealous of her huge rod.

    Soviet:
    Excellent point. Her character gets fucked, literally and figuratively, by her adulterous gay husband. The church should love that kind of negative stereotyping of gay dudes.

    Jimmy:
    I second that:

  9. Man, that guy is totally lying. I was THERE when God said “Let there be man on man buttsex.”.

    And there was man on man buttsex.


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