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Natalie Portman SNL Rap
Yeah she's hot (even with short hair), and when she's in hip-hop mode she curses like a sailor. Fucking awesome.
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March 6th, 2006 - 00:42
“We love you, Natalie.”
I wanna fuck you too!!
(I think she delivered the line better than Eazy-E did. I’ve got to give her props. She parodied that Redman video perfectly.)
March 6th, 2006 - 01:30
I knew it would take less than 24 hours for that Portman rap to hit the web! (Actually, the raps are turning out to be the best part of SNL this season.)
March 6th, 2006 - 03:35
Holy shit, I think I’m in love.
March 6th, 2006 - 03:55
I’m ready to admit to having watched it several times tonight. I’ve already got it on “keep until I delete” rotation on the TiVo.
March 6th, 2006 - 07:45
HOLY CRAP!
March 6th, 2006 - 08:55
ROFL, came in through your banner from BlogMad!
March 6th, 2006 - 10:07
Maine:
Definitely. Her inflection was spot-on. She had that angry half-yelling tone down perfectly.
MooAlex:
Yeah, I started digging around for it Sunday morning and found it via Technorati. Geeks of the world, unite!
ZF:
Me too. She’s fantastic.
Antickpix:
That was my first reaction too!
MacBros:
Sweet! I love that banner. I used the one that says “One time I farted for like ten seconds.”
On that note, Blogmad is awesome. It’s a bit easier to navigate than BlogExplosion and there are a lot of things you can customize, including a profile. Plus, it has a great ranking system. Very user-friendly. But – it’s still in Beta mode, so you can only join if someone invites you. If any of you out there want to test drive Blogmad, tell me in the comments section here and I’ll send you an invite.
March 6th, 2006 - 10:28
I saw that on Saturday night. We had just come back from some serious drinking in Phoenixville, (yeah they actually have a gay bar in podunkville). We all thought it was great.
Thanks for the blogmad invite last weekend. It is pretty cool stuff, I’ll have to play around with it more.
March 6th, 2006 - 11:15
I think every time I see “An SNL Digital Short” during Sturday Night Live I’m gonna make sure my TiVO is on so I can record all the raps… funny shit.
March 6th, 2006 - 11:26
i sent this to jj yesterday. it’s andy sanburgs tv pilot for a show called awesome town. it’s pretty damn good and has a rap in it.
http://www.thelonelyisland.com/awesometown/
March 6th, 2006 - 15:10
That was hilarious!!! I did see it on Saturday night because I over-booked my schedule so I decided just to say FUCK IT to all my plans and stay home.
OKKKK!! So, I didn’t have ANY plans on Saturday night. You caught me!! A girl can dream, can’t she?
March 6th, 2006 - 23:11
Princess Leah getting her rap on, definatley makes her hotter and hilarious. Thanks for the blogmad invite.
March 6th, 2006 - 23:17
If I had not seen her in Closer I would never have known how skanky hot she is. I mean you know, hiding behind all that Padme hair, you can’t really tell. That was awesome.
March 7th, 2006 - 13:29
she just won about a million cool points with me. she can now do three chick flicks in a row and not lose status with me. fucking awesome.
youtube took down the video but it’s on devilducky…
http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/
March 7th, 2006 - 15:26
Ron:
I wonder if there are gay bars in every podunk town… I know Philly’s got its fair share, but I guess in small towns you’d have to search around a bit.
Mojotek:
Yeah, they’re becoming the only really good part of the show. This is definitely a TiVo scenario. Fast forward through the crap and the commercials and check out the interesting stuff. Plus – who’s home at midnight on a Saturday besides April? Oooooh BURN!
Jimmy:
Awesometown is… ummm…. awesome!
April:
See comment above directed to Mojo. Heheheh..
CCRider:
Yeah, what a fox. Thanks for linking me. I didn’t realize until I saw your post that the clip was taken down. NBC doesn’t know how to take advantage of free publicity.
Thao:
Totally. I posted a pic from Closer here
http://www.thechurning.com/?p=78
Soviet:
I think NBC may have targeted DevilDucky as well… I switched my link to the NBC page.
March 7th, 2006 - 15:55
Hott. I am so ready for “V for Vendetta” now.
I’m also ready for some V … the old alien miniseries (not vagina, since you know … i’m gay) with the green stuff. That scurred the hell out of me but it was so cool.
March 7th, 2006 - 19:37
So funny. I even called my husband in the room and we re-watched it. He always thought she was hot.. but now I think he’s in love. Shit. Now I have to chop off all my hair and learn how to rap.
Damn you Natalie Portman.. DAMN YOU!!!
March 8th, 2006 - 21:10
“Brett Banks is a ninja?”
August 6th, 2006 - 19:05
i just caught that skit on a rerun of snl the other night.
i loved it.