16Mar/0611
Hey Dumbass – Say Cheese!
Over the past year, many of The Churning Loyalists have pointed out the fact that I rarely smile in pictures. Someone says "Say cheese," and my expression says, "Fuck cheese. I'm drunk." But the truth is - I'm only drunk like half the time. Here are a few examples:
JJ and Jimmy.
This is what I look like when I'm surprised.
I swear I'm not drunk in this picture.
I made excuses last time, saying it's because I don't want to put on a fake smile. "Normal" people smile in pictures, and I just can't bear to act normal. Then my mom sent me an email this week, proving I've always been like this. She attached a picture of me when I was just a little fella. Even as a kid, I couldn't act normal in front of a camera:
I'm such a dork.
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March 16th, 2006 - 03:01
But if you were smiling on every picture, people would point that out too….just like they do now when you don’t smile. “What are you so darn happy about???” :p People are that way, ya know.
I rarely smile on piccies since being in front of the camera makes me feel like a stuffed elephant…or something like that. Thursdays I’ve made an exception (sometimes) just for the hellovit. But it’s still not for sure I’ll smile :p
You look like you’ve done something you shouldn’t have done on that piccie at the bottom btw…tee hee
March 16th, 2006 - 10:11
is that blue steel, le tigre, or magnum in your childhood picture?
March 16th, 2006 - 12:51
bitch! respond to my comment! it’s been like 3 hours. i demand a witty comeback. or do you not get the zoolander reference?
March 16th, 2006 - 13:16
You know I HAD to!
JJ
March 16th, 2006 - 13:22
Christa:
Sarah says I gotta respond to my comments now.
“You look like you’ve done something you shouldn’t have done on that piccie”
No, no… I was a perfect little angel!
Sarah:
Okay, okay! It’s none of those – it’s Ferrari!
Diane:
Perfect!
March 16th, 2006 - 15:14
Good one Diane. I was going to do a Flash of that too, but with a farting noise, with a little morphing in the face.
March 16th, 2006 - 17:44
If you know me well, you have to see this coming, but that bottom picture of you is adorable!
May be a dork, but it’s so cute.
March 17th, 2006 - 08:48
Hey nice bowl cut
March 21st, 2006 - 22:36
proof that jj never smiles and usually is drunk
March 21st, 2006 - 22:37
proof that jj never smiles and usually is drunk in pictures…
March 23rd, 2006 - 16:55
MacBros:
I do have sort of a guilty fart-face in that pic…
English Guy:
I blame mom for my hair when I was just a wee lad.
Trav:
Holy shit – that was a long time ago! Nice work!