Hey Dumbass - Say Cheese!
Mar. 16, 2006 by Jason
Over the past year, many of The Churning Loyalists have pointed out the fact that I rarely smile in pictures. Someone says “Say cheese,” and my expression says, “Fuck cheese. I’m drunk.” But the truth is - I’m only drunk like half the time. Here are a few examples:
JJ and Jimmy.
This is what I look like when I’m surprised.
I swear I’m not drunk in this picture.
I made excuses last time, saying it’s because I don’t want to put on a fake smile. “Normal” people smile in pictures, and I just can’t bear to act normal. Then my mom sent me an email this week, proving I’ve always been like this. She attached a picture of me when I was just a little fella. Even as a kid, I couldn’t act normal in front of a camera:
I’m such a dork.
March 16th, 2006
But if you were smiling on every picture, people would point that out too….just like they do now when you don’t smile. “What are you so darn happy about???” :p People are that way, ya know.
I rarely smile on piccies since being in front of the camera makes me feel like a stuffed elephant…or something like that. Thursdays I’ve made an exception (sometimes) just for the hellovit. But it’s still not for sure I’ll smile :p
You look like you’ve done something you shouldn’t have done on that piccie at the bottom btw…tee hee
March 16th, 2006
is that blue steel, le tigre, or magnum in your childhood picture?
March 16th, 2006
bitch! respond to my comment! it’s been like 3 hours. i demand a witty comeback. or do you not get the zoolander reference?
March 16th, 2006
You know I HAD to!
JJ
March 16th, 2006
Christa:
Sarah says I gotta respond to my comments now.
“You look like you’ve done something you shouldn’t have done on that piccie”
No, no… I was a perfect little angel!
Sarah:
Okay, okay! It’s none of those - it’s Ferrari!
Diane:
Perfect!
March 16th, 2006
Good one Diane. I was going to do a Flash of that too, but with a farting noise, with a little morphing in the face.
March 16th, 2006
If you know me well, you have to see this coming, but that bottom picture of you is adorable!
May be a dork, but it’s so cute.
March 17th, 2006
Hey nice bowl cut
March 21st, 2006
proof that jj never smiles and usually is drunk
March 21st, 2006
proof that jj never smiles and usually is drunk in pictures…
March 23rd, 2006
MacBros:
I do have sort of a guilty fart-face in that pic…
English Guy:
I blame mom for my hair when I was just a wee lad.
Trav:
Holy shit - that was a long time ago! Nice work!
August 11th, 2006
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