22Mar/0616
Remember the Pizza Grease Cock?
I just ordered a pizza from the family owned pizza shop across the street. The call took six seconds.
Pizza Guy: "Dolce Carini."
JJ: "I need a large cheese."
Pizza Guy: "JJ?"
JJ: "Yeah."
Pizza Guy: "Ten minutes."
JJ: "Thanks."
I've ordered there once or twice a week for the last year. In fact, that's where I bought the pizza that led to a particularly strange grease stain. You may remember the picture I posted on the QW. I was eating a cheese slice and some of the grease dripped onto my paper plate. I was completely shocked by the shape it formed. I swear to Satan this picture is NOT photoshopped:


March 22nd, 2006 - 01:37
thanks, jj, now i’m hungry AND horny.
March 22nd, 2006 - 06:50
You’re a celeb at the pizza joint and the bagel place. I aspire to be you.
March 22nd, 2006 - 07:41
Well, I’ve heard of knob cheese before, but that’s just taking it too far…
March 22nd, 2006 - 08:34
Awesome! But the balls are melting – eek!
March 22nd, 2006 - 08:42
You should try to sell it on E-bay, maybe that casino Golden Palace will buy it. Heck if they bought Jerry Garcia’s toilet, William Shatner’s kidney stone and a piece of toast that looks like the Virgin Mary. Who knows how much you could make?
March 22nd, 2006 - 09:25
Now, that’s funny.
March 22nd, 2006 - 11:07
I think he should get a doctor to check out his balls… there seem to be a few too many lumps there.
March 22nd, 2006 - 17:25
You weren’t kidding when you said that was the best pizza. We’ll have to try that next time we’re there.
March 22nd, 2006 - 18:02
When I would visit my sister, I always ordered a broccoli and cheese white pizza from Santucci’s. (i think that’s how it’s spelled) It was awesome, although it never made a grease penis…..I’m kinda jealous.
March 23rd, 2006 - 00:08
The shadowy detail just below the head makes the picture.
March 23rd, 2006 - 00:30
You sure someone didn’t sneek a grease penis imprint on your plate when you walked away? If not, that is amazing and I agree with Lyndon, that should have been eBayed.
March 23rd, 2006 - 00:43
And you thought that was mozzarella cheese stringing towards your chin? ha ha
Chris
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March 23rd, 2006 - 04:06
man, whenever i wrap my cock in a slice and afer that slap it on a paper plate it never looks that pretty.
March 23rd, 2006 - 08:06
lol…I’ve got a shot of a tomato that you wouldn’t believe…but it’s natures way of pointing out that we don’t need to create these things ourselves I think :p
March 23rd, 2006 - 10:25
JJ likes a nice greasy cock.
March 24th, 2006 - 10:47
Soviet:
I’m always hungry and horny…. and drunk.
Marc:
Once I find a restaurant I like, I’ll go there every week. You know – like the Hub.
TC:
Knob cheese? Sounds like an infection.
Shirley:
My balls are mellllltinnnnng….
Lyndon:
I know! I wanted to save it, but the grease soaked in after a few more minutes and it just looked like a big circle.
J.Mo:
You love cock humor.
Mojotek:
Would it be horribly innapropriate of me to make a Lance Armstrong reference? Yes? Okay, I won’t.
Julie T:
Yeah, you’ve gotta try it. Maybe the grease would pool into the shape of some funbags.
April:
I Googled it… Santucci Square Pizza… I gotta check that out.
Antickpix:
You’re so totally right! It adds so much to the pic.
Thao:
I hope no one’s sneaking around my apartment with a penis shaped grease stamp!
Chris:
No no… that’s not mozz – it’s jizz.
Jimmy:
Sounds like a cool hobby.
Christa:
So true. There are dicks and vaginas everywhere.
Ev:
And you want to be the one to give it to me….