Remember the Pizza Grease Cock?
Mar. 22, 2006 by Jason
I just ordered a pizza from the family owned pizza shop across the street. The call took six seconds.
Pizza Guy: “Dolce Carini.”
JJ: “I need a large cheese.”
Pizza Guy: “JJ?”
JJ: “Yeah.”
Pizza Guy: “Ten minutes.”
JJ: “Thanks.”
I’ve ordered there once or twice a week for the last year. In fact, that’s where I bought the pizza that led to a particularly strange grease stain. You may remember the picture I posted on the QW. I was eating a cheese slice and some of the grease dripped onto my paper plate. I was completely shocked by the shape it formed. I swear to Satan this picture is NOT photoshopped:
March 22nd, 2006
thanks, jj, now i’m hungry AND horny.
March 22nd, 2006
You’re a celeb at the pizza joint and the bagel place. I aspire to be you.
March 22nd, 2006
Well, I’ve heard of knob cheese before, but that’s just taking it too far…
March 22nd, 2006
Awesome! But the balls are melting - eek!
March 22nd, 2006
You should try to sell it on E-bay, maybe that casino Golden Palace will buy it. Heck if they bought Jerry Garcia’s toilet, William Shatner’s kidney stone and a piece of toast that looks like the Virgin Mary. Who knows how much you could make?
March 22nd, 2006
Now, that’s funny.
March 22nd, 2006
I think he should get a doctor to check out his balls… there seem to be a few too many lumps there.
March 22nd, 2006
You weren’t kidding when you said that was the best pizza. We’ll have to try that next time we’re there.
March 22nd, 2006
When I would visit my sister, I always ordered a broccoli and cheese white pizza from Santucci’s. (i think that’s how it’s spelled) It was awesome, although it never made a grease penis…..I’m kinda jealous.
March 23rd, 2006
The shadowy detail just below the head makes the picture.
March 23rd, 2006
You sure someone didn’t sneek a grease penis imprint on your plate when you walked away? If not, that is amazing and I agree with Lyndon, that should have been eBayed.
March 23rd, 2006
And you thought that was mozzarella cheese stringing towards your chin? ha ha
Chris
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March 23rd, 2006
man, whenever i wrap my cock in a slice and afer that slap it on a paper plate it never looks that pretty.
March 23rd, 2006
lol…I’ve got a shot of a tomato that you wouldn’t believe…but it’s natures way of pointing out that we don’t need to create these things ourselves I think :p
March 23rd, 2006
JJ likes a nice greasy cock.
March 24th, 2006
Soviet:
I’m always hungry and horny…. and drunk.
Marc:
Once I find a restaurant I like, I’ll go there every week. You know - like the Hub.
TC:
Knob cheese? Sounds like an infection.
Shirley:
My balls are mellllltinnnnng….
Lyndon:
I know! I wanted to save it, but the grease soaked in after a few more minutes and it just looked like a big circle.
J.Mo:
You love cock humor.
Mojotek:
Would it be horribly innapropriate of me to make a Lance Armstrong reference? Yes? Okay, I won’t.
Julie T:
Yeah, you’ve gotta try it. Maybe the grease would pool into the shape of some funbags.
April:
I Googled it… Santucci Square Pizza… I gotta check that out.
Antickpix:
You’re so totally right! It adds so much to the pic.
Thao:
I hope no one’s sneaking around my apartment with a penis shaped grease stamp!
Chris:
No no… that’s not mozz - it’s jizz.
Jimmy:
Sounds like a cool hobby.
Christa:
So true. There are dicks and vaginas everywhere.
Ev:
And you want to be the one to give it to me….