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22Mar/0616

Remember the Pizza Grease Cock?

I just ordered a pizza from the family owned pizza shop across the street. The call took six seconds.

Pizza Guy: "Dolce Carini."
JJ: "I need a large cheese."
Pizza Guy: "JJ?"
JJ: "Yeah."
Pizza Guy: "Ten minutes."
JJ: "Thanks."

I've ordered there once or twice a week for the last year. In fact, that's where I bought the pizza that led to a particularly strange grease stain. You may remember the picture I posted on the QW. I was eating a cheese slice and some of the grease dripped onto my paper plate. I was completely shocked by the shape it formed. I swear to Satan this picture is NOT photoshopped:

pizza grease cock
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  1. thanks, jj, now i’m hungry AND horny.

  2. You’re a celeb at the pizza joint and the bagel place. I aspire to be you.

  3. Well, I’ve heard of knob cheese before, but that’s just taking it too far…

  4. Awesome! But the balls are melting – eek!

  5. You should try to sell it on E-bay, maybe that casino Golden Palace will buy it. Heck if they bought Jerry Garcia’s toilet, William Shatner’s kidney stone and a piece of toast that looks like the Virgin Mary. Who knows how much you could make?

  6. Now, that’s funny.

  7. I think he should get a doctor to check out his balls… there seem to be a few too many lumps there.

  8. You weren’t kidding when you said that was the best pizza. We’ll have to try that next time we’re there. :)

  9. When I would visit my sister, I always ordered a broccoli and cheese white pizza from Santucci’s. (i think that’s how it’s spelled) It was awesome, although it never made a grease penis…..I’m kinda jealous.

  10. The shadowy detail just below the head makes the picture.

  11. You sure someone didn’t sneek a grease penis imprint on your plate when you walked away? If not, that is amazing and I agree with Lyndon, that should have been eBayed.

  12. And you thought that was mozzarella cheese stringing towards your chin? ha ha
    Chris
    My Blog

  13. man, whenever i wrap my cock in a slice and afer that slap it on a paper plate it never looks that pretty.

  14. lol…I’ve got a shot of a tomato that you wouldn’t believe…but it’s natures way of pointing out that we don’t need to create these things ourselves I think :p

  15. JJ likes a nice greasy cock.

  16. Soviet:
    I’m always hungry and horny…. and drunk.

    Marc:
    Once I find a restaurant I like, I’ll go there every week. You know – like the Hub.

    TC:
    Knob cheese? Sounds like an infection.

    Shirley:
    My balls are mellllltinnnnng….

    Lyndon:
    I know! I wanted to save it, but the grease soaked in after a few more minutes and it just looked like a big circle.

    J.Mo:
    You love cock humor.

    Mojotek:
    Would it be horribly innapropriate of me to make a Lance Armstrong reference? Yes? Okay, I won’t.

    Julie T:
    Yeah, you’ve gotta try it. Maybe the grease would pool into the shape of some funbags.

    April:
    I Googled it… Santucci Square Pizza… I gotta check that out.

    Antickpix:
    You’re so totally right! It adds so much to the pic.

    Thao:
    I hope no one’s sneaking around my apartment with a penis shaped grease stamp!

    Chris:
    No no… that’s not mozz – it’s jizz.

    Jimmy:
    Sounds like a cool hobby.

    Christa:
    So true. There are dicks and vaginas everywhere.

    Ev:
    And you want to be the one to give it to me….


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