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Shitrocket
It makes me happy when I'm dropping wolf bait and there's a fart up there behind everything so it all shoots out like a shit rocket.
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March 24th, 2006 - 10:25
No there’s a thought to start out a Friday morning. Thanks for sharin!
March 24th, 2006 - 11:56
Yeah, except for the inevitable toilet water fallout. I prefer the Oprah approved soft serve poop.
March 24th, 2006 - 12:32
if were talking poop…..Ive been heavy drinking for a week straight: every poo i take its a mini bowel explosion that usually leaves me weak and unable to walk out of the bathroom
March 24th, 2006 - 14:23
The ‘poop shrapnel’ that’s inevitable can get pretty messy. Sometimes the ‘cone of damage’ can extend well up onto the toilet seat as well as your ass.
March 24th, 2006 - 14:52
Ron:
You’re quite welcome. Gotta start every day off by releasing the chocolate hostages .
Shirley:
Oprah likes the soft serve? Cleveland steamer style?
JuicyA:
Hangover shits! They’re the worst.
Mojotek:
The shrapnel can be tough to deal with. The shitrocket’s only good if the flush water covers a lot of area in the bowl.
March 24th, 2006 - 17:13
Eww – I don’t think Oprah likes any kind of steamer! Unless maybe Stedman insists.
Eww – just grossed myself out.
March 24th, 2006 - 17:47
Yeah it’s such a relief.
Good luck with italk2much, they can be harsh.
March 24th, 2006 - 18:30
i’m a big snot rocket fan. cleaning out a nostril with one big blow rules.
March 24th, 2006 - 19:48
Shirley:
No that’s not gross… It’s utterly revolting.
CCRider:
Thanks. I have a feeling they’ll hate me, but I’m okay with that.
Jimmy:
The snot rocket is sexy.
March 25th, 2006 - 03:12
the power of Christ compels you..
March 25th, 2006 - 08:00
I like it when the shitrockets are preceded and followed with a series of loud, thundering, porcelin cracking, sonic booms.
March 25th, 2006 - 11:40
My what a charming expression!!
March 26th, 2006 - 22:28
The shit-rocket is nice, especially when you know it just aided you to the point that what would normally take 1-2 minutes was just blasted out of your colon in under 5 seconds.