Shitrocket
March 24th, 2006 by JJ
It makes me happy when I’m dropping wolf bait and there’s a fart up there behind everything so it all shoots out like a shit rocket.
March 24th, 2006 by JJ
It makes me happy when I’m dropping wolf bait and there’s a fart up there behind everything so it all shoots out like a shit rocket.
No there’s a thought to start out a Friday morning. Thanks for sharin!
Yeah, except for the inevitable toilet water fallout. I prefer the Oprah approved soft serve poop.
if were talking poop…..Ive been heavy drinking for a week straight: every poo i take its a mini bowel explosion that usually leaves me weak and unable to walk out of the bathroom
The ‘poop shrapnel’ that’s inevitable can get pretty messy. Sometimes the ‘cone of damage’ can extend well up onto the toilet seat as well as your ass.
Ron:
You’re quite welcome. Gotta start every day off by releasing the chocolate hostages .
Shirley:
Oprah likes the soft serve? Cleveland steamer style?
JuicyA:
Hangover shits! They’re the worst.
Mojotek:
The shrapnel can be tough to deal with. The shitrocket’s only good if the flush water covers a lot of area in the bowl.
Eww - I don’t think Oprah likes any kind of steamer! Unless maybe Stedman insists.
Eww - just grossed myself out.
Yeah it’s such a relief.
Good luck with italk2much, they can be harsh.
i’m a big snot rocket fan. cleaning out a nostril with one big blow rules.
Shirley:
No that’s not gross… It’s utterly revolting.
CCRider:
Thanks. I have a feeling they’ll hate me, but I’m okay with that.
Jimmy:
The snot rocket is sexy.
the power of Christ compels you..
I like it when the shitrockets are preceded and followed with a series of loud, thundering, porcelin cracking, sonic booms.
My what a charming expression!!
The shit-rocket is nice, especially when you know it just aided you to the point that what would normally take 1-2 minutes was just blasted out of your colon in under 5 seconds.