Shitrocket

It makes me happy when I’m dropping wolf bait and there’s a fart up there behind everything so it all shoots out like a shit rocket.

13 Responses to “Shitrocket”

  1. on 24 Mar 2006 Ron

    No there’s a thought to start out a Friday morning. Thanks for sharin! :)

  2. on 24 Mar 2006 shirley

    Yeah, except for the inevitable toilet water fallout. I prefer the Oprah approved soft serve poop.

  3. on 24 Mar 2006 juicya

    if were talking poop…..Ive been heavy drinking for a week straight: every poo i take its a mini bowel explosion that usually leaves me weak and unable to walk out of the bathroom

  4. on 24 Mar 2006 mojotek

    The ‘poop shrapnel’ that’s inevitable can get pretty messy. Sometimes the ‘cone of damage’ can extend well up onto the toilet seat as well as your ass.

  5. on 24 Mar 2006 JJ

    Ron:
    You’re quite welcome. Gotta start every day off by releasing the chocolate hostages .

    Shirley:
    Oprah likes the soft serve? Cleveland steamer style?

    JuicyA:
    Hangover shits! They’re the worst.

    Mojotek:
    The shrapnel can be tough to deal with. The shitrocket’s only good if the flush water covers a lot of area in the bowl.

  6. on 24 Mar 2006 shirley

    Eww - I don’t think Oprah likes any kind of steamer! Unless maybe Stedman insists.

    Eww - just grossed myself out.

  7. on 24 Mar 2006 ccrider

    Yeah it’s such a relief.
    Good luck with italk2much, they can be harsh.

  8. on 24 Mar 2006 Jimmy

    i’m a big snot rocket fan. cleaning out a nostril with one big blow rules.

  9. on 24 Mar 2006 JJ

    Shirley:
    No that’s not gross… It’s utterly revolting.

    CCRider:
    Thanks. I have a feeling they’ll hate me, but I’m okay with that.

    Jimmy:
    The snot rocket is sexy.

  10. on 25 Mar 2006 antickpix

    the power of Christ compels you..

  11. on 25 Mar 2006 Zombie Flyboy

    I like it when the shitrockets are preceded and followed with a series of loud, thundering, porcelin cracking, sonic booms.

  12. on 25 Mar 2006 Diane

    My what a charming expression!!

  13. on 26 Mar 2006 William

    The shit-rocket is nice, especially when you know it just aided you to the point that what would normally take 1-2 minutes was just blasted out of your colon in under 5 seconds.

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