if were talking poop…..Ive been heavy drinking for a week straight: every poo i take its a mini bowel explosion that usually leaves me weak and unable to walk out of the bathroom
The ‘poop shrapnel’ that’s inevitable can get pretty messy. Sometimes the ‘cone of damage’ can extend well up onto the toilet seat as well as your ass.
The shit-rocket is nice, especially when you know it just aided you to the point that what would normally take 1-2 minutes was just blasted out of your colon in under 5 seconds.
March 24th, 2006
No there’s a thought to start out a Friday morning. Thanks for sharin!
March 24th, 2006
Yeah, except for the inevitable toilet water fallout. I prefer the Oprah approved soft serve poop.
March 24th, 2006
if were talking poop…..Ive been heavy drinking for a week straight: every poo i take its a mini bowel explosion that usually leaves me weak and unable to walk out of the bathroom
March 24th, 2006
The ‘poop shrapnel’ that’s inevitable can get pretty messy. Sometimes the ‘cone of damage’ can extend well up onto the toilet seat as well as your ass.
March 24th, 2006
Ron:
You’re quite welcome. Gotta start every day off by releasing the chocolate hostages .
Shirley:
Oprah likes the soft serve? Cleveland steamer style?
JuicyA:
Hangover shits! They’re the worst.
Mojotek:
The shrapnel can be tough to deal with. The shitrocket’s only good if the flush water covers a lot of area in the bowl.
March 24th, 2006
Eww - I don’t think Oprah likes any kind of steamer! Unless maybe Stedman insists.
Eww - just grossed myself out.
March 24th, 2006
Yeah it’s such a relief.
Good luck with italk2much, they can be harsh.
March 24th, 2006
i’m a big snot rocket fan. cleaning out a nostril with one big blow rules.
March 24th, 2006
Shirley:
No that’s not gross… It’s utterly revolting.
CCRider:
Thanks. I have a feeling they’ll hate me, but I’m okay with that.
Jimmy:
The snot rocket is sexy.
March 25th, 2006
the power of Christ compels you..
March 25th, 2006
I like it when the shitrockets are preceded and followed with a series of loud, thundering, porcelin cracking, sonic booms.
March 25th, 2006
My what a charming expression!!
March 26th, 2006
The shit-rocket is nice, especially when you know it just aided you to the point that what would normally take 1-2 minutes was just blasted out of your colon in under 5 seconds.