Answer Your Own Questions

27Mar/0613

Answer Your Own Questions

Last week, while playing pool and downing several cans of PBR, Momo and I met a girl who likes to ask a lot of questions. Trouble is, she likes to answer them too.

Girl: "Do I think the war is a good idea? No... But do I support our troops? Yes."
Me: "Okay. So if there was a draft and you got the letter - you know, the letter saying you're next in line to head to Iraq, you'd be okay with that?"
Girl: "Would I want to fight in Iraq? No... Do I think the U.S. should enact the draft? No.... But do I think of myself as a patriot? Hell yes. I love this country."
Me: "Why are you asking yourself all those questions?"
Girl: "Do I ask myself questions? I didn't realize that."
Me: "You just did it again."
Girl: "I did? Huh - I guess I did."

Momo and I mocked her a bit. Luckily she was a good sport about it. Then we decided to try talking like that for an entire conversation.

Me: "Am I hungry? Yes."
Momo: "Am I hungry too? Yes."
Me: "Do I want pizza for dinner? Definitely."
Momo: "Do I care? Nope."
Me: "Am I going to order pizza anyway? Yep."
Momo: "Am I going to order sushi? Maybe?"
Me: "Are we going to talk like this all night? Probably."
Momo: "Am I going to get sick of it? Absolutely."
Me: "Should we watch TV and stop talking? Yes."
Momo: "Do I think that's a good idea? Yep."

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trav
March 27th, 2006 - 04:04

donald rumsfeld does the same thing when he’s in a press briefing… he’s like the best damn reporter at the pentagon for real style…
Â©madbull
March 27th, 2006 - 07:50

You guys eat too many pizza.

And add a submit to answers box in your comments.
Ev
March 27th, 2006 - 08:46

Is JJ a gaylord? Yes.
Big-Al
March 27th, 2006 - 10:43

he man , thanks for leaving a comment on my site.
you got a great site here going too.

keep it up!!!!!

ever been to holland btw ????:-)
Omnipotent Poobah
March 27th, 2006 - 12:26

“Should you have written this post?”

“Yes, what else would we do with our time?”

“Eat pizza and drink beer?”

“Yes……ad infinitum”
JJ
March 27th, 2006 - 13:25

Trav:
Rummy likes to talk to himself? Sounds like he’s a real psycho. Oh yeah, I guess we already knew that.

Madbull:
Your wish is my command. I added a subscribe to comments feature (see the checkbox below the comments box). Thanks for the suggestion!

Ev:
O RLY?

Big-Al:
Hell yes I have. I caught a live sex show, among many other activites: http://www.thechurning.com/?p=303
Someday I’ll write about the magic mushroom shop.

Poobah:
Pizza and beer – breakfast of champions.
Jenn
March 27th, 2006 - 15:53

Do I hate it when people do that? Yes.
Big-Al
March 27th, 2006 - 16:24

yo jj

thank mate for putting me there, will ad you to my site too.
i see you have watched the banana show great hehehehe
regarding the mushrooms……….:-) did you try them already?
hehehehehe
we did, we did 2 types of shrooms. will tell you our experience if your interested.
hope my english is good enough , have to practice on that.

see yah
April
March 27th, 2006 - 16:27

How annoying is it to hear someone like that? VERY!!

Would I have smacked her right across the face? HELL YEAH!!

Would she have been asking herself questions anymore? NOPE!
Sar
March 27th, 2006 - 17:53

What kind of a moron was she? The worst. Nice call on the draft retort JJ!
shirley
March 27th, 2006 - 20:37

Are you funny? Yup.

Did I get caught by my boss reading your blog because I laughed out loud? Yep.

Was it worth it? Hell yeeeah! (L’il John style)
mojotek
March 28th, 2006 - 09:36

Sooooo… did she look like Condoleeza Rice or Janet Reno?
JJ
March 28th, 2006 - 10:22

Jenn:
Yeah, It’s awfully annoying.

Big-Al:
“did you try them already”
Yeah – I totally freaked out. I thought I was losing my mind.

April:
I’d love to see that. Girfight!

Sar:
Hahaha. Thanks. I’ve been watching too much Real Time (Bill Maher).

Shirley:
Whaaaat?!?! Okaaaaay! Yeeeeeah!

Mojotek:
Sort of a combination of both.