Comments on: The Churning ruins a childhood classic:

By: turboslut

turboslut — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:38:08 +0000

My kids have just watched E.T. for the first time and they are addicted. They keep running around the house with their E.T. masks on. You’ve kid of ruined the magic of it all now.

By: The Ranting Human

The Ranting Human — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:12:35 +0000

Reminds me of those Uncle Sam posters. “E.T. wants your kid!”

By: JJ

JJ — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:46:54 +0000

True Ev - he loves to violate children with those long fingers of his… or so I’ve heard.

By: Ev

Ev — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:10:27 +0000

There’s a connection, Jessica.

ET likes to ram things in there.

By: jessica

jessica — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:08:35 +0000

think there’s any connection to the fact that the E.T. ride at universal studios hurt my butt?

and here i thought it was the uncomfortable bike-seat replica they made you sit on…

By: Zombie Flyboy

Zombie Flyboy — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:58:02 +0000

It was obvious to me from the get go. Why else would he have been hanging out with those children and always trying to touch them with his big “glowing” finger?

You do know that E.T. stands for extra testicle right? So it’s no wonder he was a perv. The little alien was a sex hormone factory.

Phone home was code for phone sex also.

By: mojotek

mojotek — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:54:50 +0000

I don’t dare to think about what the blue gooey substance could be on his tongue. E.T. better not phone my home!