The Churning ruins a childhood classic:
Mar. 29, 2006 by Ev
I’ll bet you didn’t know that E.T. was a child molester. He’s done with Elliot and now he’s coming for you!
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Mar. 29, 2006 by Ev
I’ll bet you didn’t know that E.T. was a child molester. He’s done with Elliot and now he’s coming for you!
March 29th, 2006
I don’t dare to think about what the blue gooey substance could be on his tongue. E.T. better not phone my home!
March 29th, 2006
It was obvious to me from the get go. Why else would he have been hanging out with those children and always trying to touch them with his big “glowing” finger?
You do know that E.T. stands for extra testicle right? So it’s no wonder he was a perv. The little alien was a sex hormone factory.
Phone home was code for phone sex also.
March 29th, 2006
think there’s any connection to the fact that the E.T. ride at universal studios hurt my butt?
and here i thought it was the uncomfortable bike-seat replica they made you sit on…
March 29th, 2006
There’s a connection, Jessica.
ET likes to ram things in there.
March 29th, 2006
True Ev - he loves to violate children with those long fingers of his… or so I’ve heard.
March 29th, 2006
Reminds me of those Uncle Sam posters. “E.T. wants your kid!”
March 30th, 2006
My kids have just watched E.T. for the first time and they are addicted. They keep running around the house with their E.T. masks on. You’ve kid of ruined the magic of it all now.