You Love Talking About Puke
Apr. 07, 2006 by Jason
So many people responded to my request for submissions that I got a little too excited, whipped out my junk, started jerking it, and puked on my cock. Okay - I know that was uncalled for. I didn’t really puke on my cock. The truth is, I puked into a mason jar, let it cool off for an hour, then ate my vomit. I fed a little to my dog too and he really liked it.
I asked The Churning Loyalists to send me their most horrific puke stories and the response has been phenomenal. I’ve already received 12 vomit tales and I’ll be accepting submissions for another week. So I’ve decided to dedicate an entire week to stomach-turning horror stories. Mark your calendars, assholes. Puke Week: April 17-21.
Thank you for playing along and keep the stories coming. I’m getting nauseous just thinking about it.
(Pic from PukePlanet)
April 7th, 2006
ok, so as you all know yesterday was thursday, which is indiana-speak for jessica goes out for margaritas and comes back with a hangover and few hours of sleep day.
words alone cannot describe the hot feeling that overcame me when i saw this pic. thanks for nothing, assholes.
next time a little hangover consideration, please
April 7th, 2006
Yeah I have to agree with Jessica, thanks for the warning. You got me all excited with the first few lines…and then….YUCK!
April 7th, 2006
yeah …. looks kinda cool.
you can almost see what he had for dinner
peace
April 7th, 2006
Puke Planet…Don’t you just love the fact that there’s something for everyone on the Web?
April 10th, 2006
Jessica:
I felt the same way when I was Googling for vomit pics. I don’t know why I torture myself like this.
Ron:
Hahaha! I couldn’t help myself.
Big-Al:
Looks kinda like chunky chocolate milk.
Poobah:
Excellent point. Apparently, some people just love puke.
April 10th, 2006
the pic made the post.
April 17th, 2006
There’s a Puke Planet? Wow… Omnipotent Poobah is right.