Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be JJ’s friend?
JJ is a great friend. Just listen to this conversation I recently had with him.
Ev: *calling JJ*
JJ: Hello?
Ev: What's up, Bro?
JJ: Momo and I are watching this movie the Jacket.
Ev: Isn't that a movie about a guy who is in a...some thing, I don't know.
JJ: Yeah, Adrian Brody. He's all pyscho and you're trying to find out if he's really a pyscho.
Ev: Oh, snap. You're watching a movie. Do you have time to talk, or do you have to get back to your movie?
JJ: I got time to chat. You got news?
Ev: *laughing* No, I just called to BS on the phone.
JJ: Oh, well then I'll watch the movie.
Ev: I see how it is.
JJ: Well if you had news, you know I thought you had big news...
Ev: Like what kind of news?
JJ: I thought you were going to say "Dude, I got something to tell you, I'm gay."
Ev: *laughing* No, I think that would go the other way around.
JJ: *laughing* Ok, well I'll talk to you later.
Ev: Oh, ok. *cue's violins playing a morose tune*
JJ: Ok.
Ev: Later
JJ: Bye
A funny, but 100% true thing about JJ is he always ends his conversations with a dorky "bye" instead of just hanging up.
Fuckin' JJ.
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April 11th, 2006 - 10:08
I said “bye?” No way. I’m sure I said, “Peace in the Middle East!”
April 11th, 2006 - 11:49
Which one is Beavis?
April 12th, 2006 - 00:08
What’s with all the talk? I assumed that being friends with JJ would just involve lots of pizza.
April 12th, 2006 - 00:29
JJ: Suck a fuck, cockbag.
Mar-K-et: Neither of us. Because that show sucked ass. – 5 points for a clearly dated reference.
Squirrely Shirley: Here’s the thing. He’s in PA, I’m in VA. Had the bastard not ran out on his friends in VA, we’d all still be blunted as fuck. Alas, now we’ve become those guys who reminisce about “great times that we were high”.
April 12th, 2006 - 07:04
No I will not make out with you!
April 12th, 2006 - 22:28
i was going to say something witty like how i wanted to be 3-way’d next time you guys have a phone conversation, because i think it would be funny to be the fly on the wall… then i realized how inappropriate using the word 3-way was and didn’t want to say anything. well that, and i hate commenting, then ev makes fun of me calling me names with clever words for nuts in the title.
April 12th, 2006 - 22:51
Chestica:
A) This old dog, he played one, he played one and had some fun. With a knick-knack paddy whack give a dog a bone, this old dog came rolling home.
B) 3-ways are always appropriate. I mean, a 3-way call is always appropriate. Yeah, that’s what I meant.
C) If you spell my name backward it spells N-A-V-E. I’m just ‘avin a bit of a row with you, lass.