Comments on: Neil Armstrong and JJ’s Big Blue Bathroom. http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:46:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Nunya http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6040 Nunya Sat, 15 Apr 2006 19:23:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6040 Damn, I didn't say I quit, I just said I cut back. Damn, I didn’t say I quit, I just said I cut back.

]]> By: Ev http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6035 Ev Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:21:48 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6035 Diane: Send some of that shit my way. Diane: Send some of that shit my way.

]]> By: Diane http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6034 Diane Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:12:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6034 I don't know if you read one of my <a href="http://www.dianesstuff.com/?p=507" rel="nofollow">recent missives</a> about my son getting arrested AT school and how I left him to rot in the damn jailhouse, well actually ordered him not to take probation because as you know once a smoker always a smoker and if you get UA'd while on probation you have to do the whole time and probably more if you flunk it, but anywho, I left him there and he only spent 5 days total and is out with time served so nothing hanging over his head and I hate like hell to have to be a bitch to someone that smokes pot because I used to smoke a hell of a lot of it and damn, I've dropped over 500 hits of acid and don't start counting the shrooms I've eaten or the mescaline and speed I've done. Now I have to keep a constant eye on the kid because he CAN'T get into any more trouble or they'll fuck seriously with him and he KNOWS the shit I've done which just makes it harder to say with a straight face- POT IS EVIL. But I did say it and ordered him to bring me whatever pot he had stashed and he was more than willing to do that because Harris County jail just about cured his ass, he has no desire to go back, and he brought me what he had stashed and it was bright green with red veins running through it and he said, MOM, I want to be the one to throw it away, and I said OH NO SON- I don't trust you I'll take care of it and damn this has turned into a long comment. Maybe because I sure as hell took care of it... I don’t know if you read one of my recent missives about my son getting arrested AT school and how I left him to rot in the damn jailhouse, well actually ordered him not to take probation because as you know once a smoker always a smoker and if you get UA’d while on probation you have to do the whole time and probably more if you flunk it, but anywho, I left him there and he only spent 5 days total and is out with time served so nothing hanging over his head and I hate like hell to have to be a bitch to someone that smokes pot because I used to smoke a hell of a lot of it and damn, I’ve dropped over 500 hits of acid and don’t start counting the shrooms I’ve eaten or the mescaline and speed I’ve done. Now I have to keep a constant eye on the kid because he CAN’T get into any more trouble or they’ll fuck seriously with him and he KNOWS the shit I’ve done which just makes it harder to say with a straight face- POT IS EVIL. But I did say it and ordered him to bring me whatever pot he had stashed and he was more than willing to do that because Harris County jail just about cured his ass, he has no desire to go back, and he brought me what he had stashed and it was bright green with red veins running through it and he said, MOM, I want to be the one to throw it away, and I said OH NO SON- I don’t trust you I’ll take care of it and damn this has turned into a long comment. Maybe because I sure as hell took care of it…

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6029 JJ Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:03:28 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6029 I thought this was your favorite line from DD: Donnie: You're such a fuck-ass. Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a fuck-ass? You can just go suck a fuck! I thought this was your favorite line from DD:
Donnie: You’re such a fuck-ass.
Elizabeth: What? Did you just call me a fuck-ass? You can just go suck a fuck!

]]> By: Ev http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6028 Ev Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:52:08 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6028 Surely, you jest: Fuck that. Let's just all get stoned and play "who's in my mouth?" (Thanks, Dane Cook!) Mel Gibson: That's what she said, ba-damp-bomp. Ce-saw: I've never tried the gravity device, but would like to. JJ, make a note. Jay: SNOOGE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BOOOOGE! I can call you Betty: Please come visit the 'States. Funy'un'ya: Quitter. Joe VS the volcano: Not only is Donnie Darko one of my favorite movies of all time, but it also contains the best line ever. "I think you're the fucking anti-christ." Surely, you jest: Fuck that. Let’s just all get stoned and play “who’s in my mouth?” (Thanks, Dane Cook!)

Mel Gibson: That’s what she said, ba-damp-bomp.

Ce-saw: I’ve never tried the gravity device, but would like to. JJ, make a note.

Jay: SNOOGE TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BOOOOGE!

I can call you Betty: Please come visit the ‘States.

Funy’un’ya: Quitter.

Joe VS the volcano: Not only is Donnie Darko one of my favorite movies of all time, but it also contains the best line ever. “I think you’re the fucking anti-christ.”

]]> By: Joe the http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6027 Joe the Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:42:08 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6027 Wow....that story shows what would've been a better time-travel choice for Donnie Darko..... Wow….that story shows what would’ve been a better time-travel choice for Donnie Darko…..

]]> By: Nunya http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6025 Nunya Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:44:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6025 I used to be huge stoner in college. Then one day I was at a friends toking and I got high REALLY fast. I asked her what kind of pot it was and she said "Pot? That's not pot, that's OPIUM.". I kinda' cut back after that. I used to be huge stoner in college. Then one day I was at a friends toking and I got high REALLY fast. I asked her what kind of pot it was and she said “Pot? That’s not pot, that’s OPIUM.”. I kinda’ cut back after that.

]]> By: Big-Al http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6023 Big-Al Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:41:25 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6023 let me tell you man , i sure can relate to that . when i started to smoke "pizza" as you guys call it, i felt the same . first 10-15 min it felt like i was in heaven. but then it started. feeling like i had to throw up , thoughts running through my head, thoughts i don't want to share with you guys :-) and also the time thing. lying down for maybe 20 min was in real time 4 hours. so i know how it feels , i have been there. but now its much better. just "eat " the pizza pure. not with any tabacco. that helped for me. peace let me tell you man , i sure can relate to that .
when i started to smoke “pizza” as you guys call it, i felt the same .
first 10-15 min it felt like i was in heaven. but then it started.
feeling like i had to throw up , thoughts running through my head, thoughts i don’t want to share with you guys :-) and also the time thing.
lying down for maybe 20 min was in real time 4 hours.
so i know how it feels , i have been there. but now its much better.
just “eat ” the pizza pure. not with any tabacco. that helped for me.

peace

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6022 JJ Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:52:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6022 snooge patrol snooge patrol

]]> By: Cecil B. http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/comment-page-1/#comment-6018 Cecil B. Thu, 13 Apr 2006 21:31:49 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/13/neil-armstrong-and-jjs-big-blue-bathroom/#comment-6018 The best time travel devise, is the 'gravity vase'. The best time travel devise, is the ‘gravity vase’.

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