Rum Punch Projectile Vomit… Tasty!

Puke Week rages on with a story from my old pal LC (girl) involving a jacuzzi full of drunk hotties.   I'm picturing a boiling stew of chlorine, sweat, and rum punch infused body oil. That may sound sexy... or disgusting (I can't decide), but this story turns into a real disaster.

OH GODDDDD
It was tragic..

A bunch of friends and I were partying it up at the U.S. Virgin Islands.. Picture it.. Beautiful night.. Rum punch a flowin.... Hot tub.

Okay.. so there are about 5 of us in the hot tub.. getting completely drunk off our asses on rum punch. We made our own.. so it was REALLY potent. I was beyond drunk.. and completely dehydrated because of the hot tub.

I make it to my room.. even into bed. (you know what's coming)

About an hour later.. I don't even remember getting up.. but I ran into the door.. couldn't figure out which way it opens.. and start vomiting. Vomiting violently.. PROJECTILE vomiting.

It continues after I get the door open.. It's so bad.. the vomit flies through the air.. through the slits on the door of my friend's room.. and gets all over him.. his bed.. and his floor. UGH.

I get on my hands and knees.. and spend the next HOUR cleaning vomit from everywhere.. I even got it all over the walls and into the shower. For DAYS after that.. I would still find some and have to clean it up.

Tragic.