Nunya is incognito. She sent a Puke Week story, but wants to remain anonymous. And that’s probably for the best because her story gets pretty personal. So personal that she describes an experience with an anal suppository. I’m not kidding:

My sister and I were in high school and hooked up with some friends at a local TGIF one night. My sister and I shared potato skins which I’m sure is what poisoned us. That night, she woke up first. A little while later, I climbed over her limp body laying on the bathroom floor and sat down to go to the bathroom. While I’m doing that, I start throwing up on the floor.

Sister: Mom, Nunya is throwing up!

My mom comes running in and grabs a trash can. I was already done by the time she got there. I finished doing my business and I took my sister’s place on the bathroom floor while she stands up and starts yarfing in the toilet. I fall asleep and without warning, feel my mother shoving one of those suppositories up my ass to help stop the nausea.

Half the night passes with my sister and I kicking each other outta’ the way so we can each take a spot on the cold tile floor. Finally, at some point, we both made our way back to our prespective rooms. We’re just getting comfortable when we hear YYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Our mother was now throwing up.

At 3-something that morning, I hear my father tell my mother that he needs to leave the house or HE’s gonna’ start throwing up.

He came back a few hours later with Coke syrup.

Dad: This will make you feel better.

I threw up. All over him. He threw up. All over me. We started laughing.My mom comes in, sees what happens, grabs my trash can and throws up. My sister is whining from her room “Stoooooopppppppp Iiiiiiiiitttttt!!!”.

She’s such a fucking buzz kill.