Passed Out Naked with Puke in my Mouth
Yeah, I know. I'm sad too. Puke Week went by so fast. But we've got to move on.
We'll be back to normal Monday. In the meantime, tell me whether you love or hate the alternate logo. And check out this entry from Randi. The beginning sounds like a perfect evening: drunk, naked, and satisfied. I hate to think this might be another story that ends in splattered vomit.
For my ex's birthday we went out to dinner. I had a Chinese Chicken Salad. Afterwards we went back to his place where I decided it would be a good idea to drink half a bottle of Vanilla Stoli splashed with some Coke. Natch, that lead to sex and passing out naked.
I woke up in the middle of the night because I booted in my own mouth. Panties were nowhere to be found and he had roommates so I grabbed a shirt and wrapped it around my body like a towel and sprinted to the toilet. When I threw open the door to the bathroom my ex was taking a crap and looked at me, shocked, and exclaimed, "What are you doing!?!?" So I turned and barfed in his bathroom sink, clogging it with cabbage. I had to go back the next day with Drano. The End.
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April 21st, 2006 - 05:04
Your new logo makes me want to vomit in my mouth naked. In a good way! Why am I commenting at 5am on a Friday? Because I’m still drunk. In a good way!
April 21st, 2006 - 06:38
Aaaah! – It’s nice to see that romance is not dead!
April 21st, 2006 - 11:00
Oh, man… I put that in the comments thinking I wouldn’t end up on the front page. LOL. Thanks for the media attention, bro. I couldn’t be more proud to be featured on you hilarious page. Nice logo, btw.
April 21st, 2006 - 11:35
i’m soooo glad puke week is almost over. next time can it be more like a puke memorial day weekend? you know, just a few days, rather a whole week?!?!
i was also going to say that i liked your old look better. then again, i don’t come here because i think “damn, those guys have one fine looking logo”.
i just think you’re piss-your-pants-funny.
April 21st, 2006 - 11:37
yo jj wassup man.
like the logo , but could be a bit more funky and kinky for me.
anyway just wanna wish you and the other a great weekend.
going to take care of my greenhouse now.
peace
April 21st, 2006 - 12:10
Man, I just stumbled into this blog from Shirley’s and realized I missed puke week. I have 100’s of puke stories. Anyways the last time I puked was last weekend. We were having a BBQ and getting pretty hammered. Well my neighbor busted out the jeger and we started slamming shots. Unfortunately for me not eating within 10 hours of shooting down a couple 5 or 6 jeger bombs was not the best idea. Plus personally I think black liquorish tastes like donkey dick (other story entirely). Anyways, I stumbled my ass over to my neighbor’s car and when no one was looking puked in his passenger seat. Now I know this sounds malicious but really just an honest mistake. Needless to say he was supper pissed off at his wife who apparently puked in his car on their way to the store.
April 21st, 2006 - 21:59
This could very well be a classic…