1. 

   trav
   April 24th, 2006 - 01:26

   this should help fuel stories for the next puke week… damn, am i glad the tour de georgia doesn’t pass through my town…
2. 

   TC
   April 24th, 2006 - 03:58

   Fuck! Now we know!

   *barf*
3. 

   Nunya
   April 24th, 2006 - 06:09

   Lol. I was gonna’ say, it’s to hide their package.
4. 

   Ev
   April 24th, 2006 - 08:19

   Say, do any of you guys happen to have a banana?
5. 

   Ron
   April 24th, 2006 - 08:41

   That second picture made me feel kinda funny….”like when you climb the rope in gym class.”
6. 

   MacBros
   April 24th, 2006 - 08:57

   Whell that’s a little bit too much junk to see in the morning.
   Fuck that looks unconfortable. Why would anybody want to wear something that’s gonna’ squash you’re balls into your stomach?
7. 

   mooalex
   April 24th, 2006 - 08:58

   Hmm… three righties and two lefties.
8. 

   cinders
   April 24th, 2006 - 09:17

   The traffic from me posting this has been ridiculous. I think your email has made it across the country, JJ.
9. 

   shirley
   April 24th, 2006 - 09:28

   Wait, some of those guys have too many bumpies in their shorts! Eew!
10. 

    Mandy
    April 24th, 2006 - 10:05

    Argh that’s so funny. I was going to say for that very reason.. but the photo says it all LOL
11. 

    ccrider
    April 24th, 2006 - 10:49

    The only thing I can say is Junk.
12. 

    mojotek
    April 24th, 2006 - 11:48

    I wonder if they planned which way they were gonna point their wangs… it almost looks like a set of clocks all showing the time in a different time zone.

    Now, why in the fuck would I think of something like that???
13. 

    the Challenge
    April 24th, 2006 - 13:23

    LOL funny comments
14. 

    marie b.
    April 24th, 2006 - 13:55

    I feel sorry for the second guy from the left in the bottom photo – he has pretty much nothin’ but balls goin’ on down there, and has to put it out there for everyone to see.
15. 

    rockyjay
    April 24th, 2006 - 14:15

    Real man doesn’t hide his treasure — that if he has any… I would pick red outfit over black any given day.

    I wonder where they sell those… I really need new shorts for tennis…
16. 

    Maritza
    April 24th, 2006 - 14:40

    Moose knuckles? Is that hte boy version of camel toes?
17. 

    Jimmy
    April 24th, 2006 - 15:18

    big balls on those racing seats has got to be uncomfortable.

    i wore a green speedo for halloween once one year.

    but it didn’t matter because 75% of dc has seen me naked anyways.
18. 

    jessica
    April 24th, 2006 - 17:25

    all i can say is that judging by the bulge in the red shorts guy, second from the right, is that i wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

    wonder if he’s a grow-er, AND a show-er. hmmmmmmmmmmm…
19. 

    Sar
    April 24th, 2006 - 18:04

    Lordamercy!

    JJ, I see you did a little redecorating while I was gone. I like!
20. 

    JJ
    April 24th, 2006 - 19:53

    Trav:
    Tour de Georgia? Don’t they perform that race in pickup trucks with rebel flags on the back?

    TC:
    Leaves nothing to the imagination…

    Nunya:
    That’s the kind of package I wouldn’t want to open on Christmas morning.

    Ev:
    No. But I do have a banana hammock. In fact, I’m wearing it right now.

    Ron:
    This picture made me feel the same way.

    MacBros:
    Maybe it feels nice when you’re peddling really fast. Perhaps it enhances the friction.

    MooAlex:
    Good eye!

    Cinders:
    People simply love moose knockles.

    Shirley:
    Some of them have extra goodies? I didn’t even notice.

    Mandy:
    Funny… or sexy?

    CCRider:
    At least it’s not junk in the trunk…. whatever that means.

    Mojotek:
    Now that would be a funny gag. “Hey Olaf, you set your dick to Tokyo time. My cock will be New York.”

    Challenge:
    Yeah it’s great. My readers do all the hard work. I just get to sit back and enjoy.

    Marie B.:
    Maybe he wrapped it underneath… you know, like up against the taint.

    RockyJay:
    If you got it, flaunt it.

    Maritza:
    Totally! They’re both a cultural phenomenon. Show-offs.

    Jimmy:
    I’d say it’s closer to 90%

    Jessica:
    I’m guessing he was already growing a little when the pic was taken. Maybe he was really excited about the race or something.

    Sar:
    Thanks! I went minimalist.
21. 

    Maritza
    April 24th, 2006 - 20:05

    I have to totally copy this photo and post it in my lame ass blog.
22. 

    JJ
    April 24th, 2006 - 20:10

    Maritza:
    Take it. I stole it from Cinders anyway. Also – I’ve blogrolled you, so I’ll be visiting.
23. 

    Lyndon
    April 24th, 2006 - 23:08

    This picture has definitely gone viral. I’ve seen it on at least twelve sites now. Nice follow up to all the puke stories JJ. To think I was barf free since 93 (prior to seeing the picture), there goes that record…
24. 

    Thao
    April 25th, 2006 - 00:15

    Gross! At least the lycra is thick enough that pokey hairs don’t poke through. But we do not need to see their lumps.
25. 

    trav
    April 25th, 2006 - 01:19

    well, they used to run the tour de georgia that way until they started having the battle of kennesaw mountain reenactment that weekend… and while we are on the subject, all i got to say is lance armstrong… that’s all i’m saying… (i’m saying it because none of you are…)
26. 

    TC
    April 25th, 2006 - 04:06

    Now that poor guy second from the left looks like he’s had some kind of surgical procedure. That’s the wrong two out of three!
27. 

    LC
    April 25th, 2006 - 06:47

    Are men typically either “lefties” or “righties”… ?? Is it not an interchangable thing???
28. 

    JJ
    April 25th, 2006 - 07:07

    Lyndon:
    These guys are becoming famous!

    Thao:
    Everyone knows cyclists shave it all off…. or is that swimmers?

    Trav:
    “lance armstrong… that’s all i’m saying”
    I honestly had not thought of that. I’m disappointed in myself.

    TC:
    They call him, “Tiny.”

    LC:
    Well, a guy can shift to either side, but I think it feels more natural one way or the other.
29. 

    The Soviet
    April 25th, 2006 - 15:38

    That picture is the only reason I ever take any interest in the Tour de France.
30. 

    shirley
    April 25th, 2006 - 16:21

    Whoops, I think I counted the head as an extra bumpy on some of them. Girl-minded, sorry!
31. 

    antickpix
    April 26th, 2006 - 11:28

    i need to take a more active interest in cycling..
32. 

    Quenton Conant
    August 31st, 2007 - 04:53

    Goddamn… get it right. that’s not a moose knuckle…

    This is a moose knuckle!

    And for those of you prissy tards who made the “puke” comments, there is nothing to be ashamed of, not is it really THAT offensive. Grow a pair and grow up!
33. 

    sdoode
    September 15th, 2007 - 18:16

    haha man 1. small 2.small 3.average 4.low average 5.2 tennis ballss
34. 

    paulie
    October 3rd, 2008 - 11:37

    I vote for the RED!
35. 

    Bob Nilson
    March 6th, 2010 - 02:31

    Yummy. Bring it on! White shorts or NO SHORTS will be fine with me. Moose knuckles rock (rocks)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. 

    Paul Lynde
    May 21st, 2010 - 17:12

    YUM.

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