25Apr/0614
do you want to look hot on the internet?
especially for overweight people.
- dim the lights (important!)
- since you wanna look hot, you are probably not with someone. it's ok to take the photo solo. hold the camera way over your head.
- look up at the camera, tilt your head just a little.
- snap.
- reapeat if necessary.
i swear it works!!!!
ps- photoshop if all else fails
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April 25th, 2006 - 08:04
All good advice, and if you’re a woman, wear something low-cut… the cleavage will be amazing from that angle! (Uh… not that I’d know from personal experience… *wink*)
April 25th, 2006 - 09:09
If you’re a guy and it’s a naked pic…take it from below, it makes it look bigger.
or. so . I’ve. heard.
April 25th, 2006 - 09:20
Is it possible to look hot on the Internet at all?
April 25th, 2006 - 09:31
I wanna see an example.
April 25th, 2006 - 11:15
Shit, my secret’s out!
April 25th, 2006 - 12:06
I’m way too lazy. I just post someone else’s picture works every time.
April 25th, 2006 - 15:57
Yeah where’s the sample pic? I want evidence!
April 25th, 2006 - 16:36
Um, helloo? Just post a South Park pic of yourself. Works everytime.
April 25th, 2006 - 16:38
This is totally TMI, but Ron’s comment reminded me. I took a “happy” picture of my college boyfriend from below, and the flash was on, and that made for a reeeally cool shadow on the ceiling!
But umm, that was college me. I’m quiet and reserved now. (cough)
April 25th, 2006 - 18:46
Found via BlogMad- One could also do what a dude (or we think it was a dude, questions arose as to his gender) did when I chatted on the old Prodigy Classic years ago. Rip a picture out of a biker magazine of a really hot guy standing beside his Harley. Proceed to email this pic to everyone. 2 weeks later, start explaining yourself when someone finds and scans the magazine you ripped the pic from. Classic.
April 26th, 2006 - 09:00
I guess in broad daylight by a tree is out then. Hmmm I have Salon Styler, I’ll have to see what I can come up with in there. LOL
PS- I like the preview!
April 26th, 2006 - 15:06
Other ways to look hot on the internet:
1- As with sex, lay on your back. Everything flattens out then and looks better. Also eliminates chin flub.
2- Black & White, baby. Black and white.
April 26th, 2006 - 15:32
OK…so I totally tried this. Who doesn’t want to look hot, right? Best I could get was cute. Oh well…better than dawg ugly right?
And Cinders…if I lay down to take my pix…EVERYTHING flattens out. Say good-bye to my boobies…they don’t exist if I’m laying down. Not too hot then either.
November 9th, 2008 - 08:56
i like the last sentence — PS if all else fails, LOL