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	<title>Comments on: How to Shit at Work</title>
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		<title>By: Poppa poop</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-42609</link>
		<dc:creator>Poppa poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Autograph. When you shit and leave a swirly smudgies. Love that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Autograph. When you shit and leave a swirly smudgies. Love that</p>
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		<title>By: Phil Mundy</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-41577</link>
		<dc:creator>Phil Mundy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I fill up the shitter with bog roll before I release - this cushions the shite falling from your arse and dampens the noise.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fill up the shitter with bog roll before I release &#8211; this cushions the shite falling from your arse and dampens the noise.</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6324</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sweet!  Another trackback.  thanks!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sweet!  Another trackback.  thanks!!</p>
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		<title>By: trouble</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6323</link>
		<dc:creator>trouble</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had no idea how much i would need this post this week, JJ.  It was incredibly timely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had no idea how much i would need this post this week, JJ.  It was incredibly timely.</p>
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		<title>By: Dubious Wonder</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6322</link>
		<dc:creator>Dubious Wonder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;caffeine is the miracle drug that makes everything better.&lt;/strong&gt;

Thank heavens for The Churning&#039;s guide on pooing in the office...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>caffeine is the miracle drug that makes everything better.</strong></p>
<p>Thank heavens for The Churning&#8217;s guide on pooing in the office&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6307</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Trackbacks rule!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trackbacks rule!</p>
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		<title>By: MacBros' Place</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6304</link>
		<dc:creator>MacBros' Place</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Well&#8230;Shit.&lt;/strong&gt;


HOPE THIS? MAKES YOU SMILE

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it&#8217;s shit &#8230; that&#8217;s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shi...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Well&#8230;Shit.</strong></p>
<p>HOPE THIS? MAKES YOU SMILE</p>
<p>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD<br />
Well, it&#8217;s shit &#8230; that&#8217;s right, shit!<br />
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.</p>
<p>Consider:<br />
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shi&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6296</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cinders:
But you can always come back with &quot;He who denied it supplied it.&quot;

RockyJay:
Every day when I first go to the men&#039;s room at work, it always reeks.  I never really worry about what a coworker might think if he came in there after me, but they really need a better ventilation system in there.

J.Mo:
I imagine that when you&#039;re in the bathroom it sounds like the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dipvideos.com/funny_videos/75&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Battleshits scene&lt;/a&gt; from Harold and Kumar.

Mel:
Good call.  You gotta have privacy if you&#039;re about to open a can of soup.

SleepingMachine:
Did he get an ass-sweat streak down the back of his pants?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cinders:<br />
But you can always come back with &#8220;He who denied it supplied it.&#8221;</p>
<p>RockyJay:<br />
Every day when I first go to the men&#8217;s room at work, it always reeks.  I never really worry about what a coworker might think if he came in there after me, but they really need a better ventilation system in there.</p>
<p>J.Mo:<br />
I imagine that when you&#8217;re in the bathroom it sounds like the <a href="http://www.dipvideos.com/funny_videos/75" rel="nofollow">Battleshits scene</a> from Harold and Kumar.</p>
<p>Mel:<br />
Good call.  You gotta have privacy if you&#8217;re about to open a can of soup.</p>
<p>SleepingMachine:<br />
Did he get an ass-sweat streak down the back of his pants?</p>
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		<title>By: SleepingMachine</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6295</link>
		<dc:creator>SleepingMachine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Used to share a cubicle with a guy who would disappear for a half-hour after lunch every day and come back just reeking of ass sweat, like his ass had to hike up the amazon or something just to push that turd out. He was kind of clammy and chubby and it was much too close of quarters.

The sad part is you eventually get comfortable with the smell of another man&#039;s ass sweat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Used to share a cubicle with a guy who would disappear for a half-hour after lunch every day and come back just reeking of ass sweat, like his ass had to hike up the amazon or something just to push that turd out. He was kind of clammy and chubby and it was much too close of quarters.</p>
<p>The sad part is you eventually get comfortable with the smell of another man&#8217;s ass sweat.</p>
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		<title>By: trouble</title>
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		<dc:creator>trouble</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>shirley,

I lost my medallion status on delta this year thanks to my divorce.  I totally miss first class.  :(   Pooing there is infinitely better than in coach.</description>
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<p>I lost my medallion status on delta this year thanks to my divorce.  I totally miss first class.  <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />    Pooing there is infinitely better than in coach.</p>
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