Comments on: How to Shit at Work http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:28:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6324 JJ Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:29:29 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6324 Sweet! Another trackback. thanks!! Sweet! Another trackback. thanks!!

]]> By: trouble http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6323 trouble Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:03:51 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6323 I had no idea how much i would need this post this week, JJ. It was incredibly timely. I had no idea how much i would need this post this week, JJ. It was incredibly timely.

]]> By: Dubious Wonder http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6322 Dubious Wonder Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:02:58 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6322 <strong>caffeine is the miracle drug that makes everything better.</strong> Thank heavens for The Churning's guide on pooing in the office... caffeine is the miracle drug that makes everything better.

Thank heavens for The Churning’s guide on pooing in the office…

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6307 JJ Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:15:30 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6307 Trackbacks rule! Trackbacks rule!

]]> By: MacBros' Place http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6304 MacBros' Place Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:52:12 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6304 <strong>Well…Shit.</strong> HOPE THIS? MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shi... Well…Shit.

HOPE THIS? MAKES YOU SMILE

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shi…

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6296 JJ Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:52:55 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6296 Cinders: But you can always come back with "He who denied it supplied it." RockyJay: Every day when I first go to the men's room at work, it always reeks. I never really worry about what a coworker might think if he came in there after me, but they really need a better ventilation system in there. J.Mo: I imagine that when you're in the bathroom it sounds like the <a href="http://www.dipvideos.com/funny_videos/75" rel="nofollow">Battleshits scene</a> from Harold and Kumar. Mel: Good call. You gotta have privacy if you're about to open a can of soup. SleepingMachine: Did he get an ass-sweat streak down the back of his pants? Cinders:
But you can always come back with “He who denied it supplied it.”

RockyJay:
Every day when I first go to the men’s room at work, it always reeks. I never really worry about what a coworker might think if he came in there after me, but they really need a better ventilation system in there.

J.Mo:
I imagine that when you’re in the bathroom it sounds like the Battleshits scene from Harold and Kumar.

Mel:
Good call. You gotta have privacy if you’re about to open a can of soup.

SleepingMachine:
Did he get an ass-sweat streak down the back of his pants?

]]> By: SleepingMachine http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6295 SleepingMachine Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:23:20 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6295 Used to share a cubicle with a guy who would disappear for a half-hour after lunch every day and come back just reeking of ass sweat, like his ass had to hike up the amazon or something just to push that turd out. He was kind of clammy and chubby and it was much too close of quarters. The sad part is you eventually get comfortable with the smell of another man's ass sweat. Used to share a cubicle with a guy who would disappear for a half-hour after lunch every day and come back just reeking of ass sweat, like his ass had to hike up the amazon or something just to push that turd out. He was kind of clammy and chubby and it was much too close of quarters.

The sad part is you eventually get comfortable with the smell of another man’s ass sweat.

]]> By: trouble http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6294 trouble Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:46:26 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6294 shirley, I lost my medallion status on delta this year thanks to my divorce. I totally miss first class. :( Pooing there is infinitely better than in coach. shirley,

I lost my medallion status on delta this year thanks to my divorce. I totally miss first class. :( Pooing there is infinitely better than in coach.

]]> By: mel http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6292 mel Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:32:10 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6292 Just another reason I love working the graveyard shift. I'm the only female on the floor during those late hours, so I get the entire ladies restroom to myself. I gotta tell ya (and I wouldn't put this on anyone else's blog, what is it about this blog that makes me speak so freely), Just tonight I was VERY sick, I had the Hershey Squirts, and I really enjoyed having that bathroom to myself. Just another reason I love working the graveyard shift. I’m the only female on the floor during those late hours, so I get the entire ladies restroom to myself. I gotta tell ya (and I wouldn’t put this on anyone else’s blog, what is it about this blog that makes me speak so freely), Just tonight I was VERY sick, I had the Hershey Squirts, and I really enjoyed having that bathroom to myself.

]]> By: J.Mo http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/comment-page-1/#comment-6291 J.Mo Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:16:25 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/04/26/how-to-shit-at-work/#comment-6291 If I expect any loud noises while sitting down, I flush the toilet right as it happens. I may have to flush several times, but I can always blame the automatic flush. I think that's the only good thing that has ever come out of the automatic flush. If I expect any loud noises while sitting down, I flush the toilet right as it happens. I may have to flush several times, but I can always blame the automatic flush. I think that’s the only good thing that has ever come out of the automatic flush.

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