May. 02, 2006 by Ev
Recently, I decided that if I were in charge, things would run a bit differently. Not too much, just subtle differences. Like an alternate reality or something.
Well, I’ve just whipped up a new idea for posts. What would happen if I could infact make these things happen?

May 2nd, 2006
the ultimate in scary.
okay, dude, there’s bowling in philadelphia. http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/14460891.htm
i think there needs to be a the churning/misanthropic-tendencies pizza/bowling party.
you think i’m kidding, but i’m not.
May 2nd, 2006
Ev:
Would Anthony Hopkins star in Dead Zone the Director’s Cut?
Sarah:
Sounds like a plan. Check out this quote from the article:
“There’s no better way to blow off steam than knocking down a bunch of pins with a martini in your hands”
I concur.
May 2nd, 2006
Hmm… New quote from the movie Silence of the Lambs then:
“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming for more cowbell.”
May 2nd, 2006
ev , you would be my friend for ever.
so can you legalize weed now , please!!!!!!!
May 2nd, 2006
That looks like the hangover from hell!
May 2nd, 2006
One of my favorite movies and actors - wicked combo!
May 2nd, 2006
you dear sir would win a lifetime achievement award from the academy and consequently clean out @ the razzies!!??
the magic 8 ball speaks no lies.
May 2nd, 2006
I almost peed myself when the site came up. That’s scary.
May 3rd, 2006
Let me know when you plan to rule the world..
We can do it together
May 3rd, 2006
Very interesting. I like it. They should remake BOTH those movies so we could decide who played the role best.
May 3rd, 2006
Aww, he’s just mad cause he has his grandfather’s watch stuffed up his rabbit hole.