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	<title>Comments on: The Churning is a Cult</title>
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		<title>By: The Churning &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Enjoy it While it Lasts, Scumbags</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-7619</link>
		<dc:creator>The Churning &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Enjoy it While it Lasts, Scumbags</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Looks like the webfilter at her office has dropped us from the list of banned sites.  This is the same webfilter that had The Churning listed as cult/occult for the past three months. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Looks like the webfilter at her office has dropped us from the list of banned sites.  This is the same webfilter that had The Churning listed as cult/occult for the past three months. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Diane</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6458</link>
		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 12:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A cult now? CRAPTACULAR!  My blog's banned by the junior high in Liberty Texas. LMAO</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A cult now? CRAPTACULAR!  My blog&#8217;s banned by the junior high in Liberty Texas. LMAO</p>
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		<title>By: rockyjay</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6444</link>
		<dc:creator>rockyjay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 19:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cult, huh? Go figure. 

I am being censored and banned at most offices, but haven't gotten that "cult" status yet. 

I envy you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cult, huh? Go figure. </p>
<p>I am being censored and banned at most offices, but haven&#8217;t gotten that &#8220;cult&#8221; status yet. </p>
<p>I envy you.</p>
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		<title>By: Sar</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6440</link>
		<dc:creator>Sar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 14:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JJ, you rule not because you're big enough to be censored, but because you name dropped my Jack! ;)  Kudos on your recognition.  And Happy Friday &#38; Cinco de Mayo - stop by and play "Mi Amgio Blogger"!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JJ, you rule not because you&#8217;re big enough to be censored, but because you name dropped my Jack! <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Kudos on your recognition.  And Happy Friday &amp; Cinco de Mayo - stop by and play &#8220;Mi Amgio Blogger&#8221;!</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6439</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 04:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Check it out, when does the mother ship take off?  Does this mean I get Katie Holmes as a soul mate?  I would let her scream during childbirth...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check it out, when does the mother ship take off?  Does this mean I get Katie Holmes as a soul mate?  I would let her scream during childbirth&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6437</link>
		<dc:creator>shirley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yay!  Now get some celebrity followers and spread the word!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay!  Now get some celebrity followers and spread the word!</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6432</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 02:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marc:
Duhhhh...  Pizza is our god.

Ev:
"Totally" - That's the first word to be entered into the official Churning lexicon.  Next up, "dude" "pizza" and "cockblock."

Randi:
Ev's been sitting alone in his house with a cup of punch and his Nike's tied tight just waiting for the order.

Mulk:
That's what I hoped would happen, but instead the stickers just oozed diarrhea.  It was pretty disturbing.

Sarah:
I love it.  Actually, that's what I use the &lt;a href="http://www.thechurning.com/free-stickers/" rel="nofollow"&gt;stickers&lt;/a&gt; for.  I keep a couple with me and hand them out if anyone seems genuinely interested in the whole blogging thing.

Trouble:
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

Mojotek:
Hell yes.  You gotta take pride in that shit.  That's how you know you're doing something right.

Jessica:
"don’t let ev choose, because he likes ratty t-shirts with holes."
Ummmm...  Actually Ev already submitted his design.  He was hoping for uber-tight pants and muscle shirts covered in pink triangles.

Cinders:
I've always been very careful about that.  Don't get me wrong - Porno fucking rocks.  But everyone bans porn.  And I want to be cooler than everyone else.  How many people out there are getting banned becuase of an occult/cult rating?  Boo-yah!  I'm the winner!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marc:<br />
Duhhhh&#8230;  Pizza is our god.</p>
<p>Ev:<br />
&#8220;Totally&#8221; - That&#8217;s the first word to be entered into the official Churning lexicon.  Next up, &#8220;dude&#8221; &#8220;pizza&#8221; and &#8220;cockblock.&#8221;</p>
<p>Randi:<br />
Ev&#8217;s been sitting alone in his house with a cup of punch and his Nike&#8217;s tied tight just waiting for the order.</p>
<p>Mulk:<br />
That&#8217;s what I hoped would happen, but instead the stickers just oozed diarrhea.  It was pretty disturbing.</p>
<p>Sarah:<br />
I love it.  Actually, that&#8217;s what I use the <a href="http://www.thechurning.com/free-stickers/" rel="nofollow">stickers</a> for.  I keep a couple with me and hand them out if anyone seems genuinely interested in the whole blogging thing.</p>
<p>Trouble:<br />
&#8220;Pinky, are you pondering what I&#8217;m pondering?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.&#8221;</p>
<p>Mojotek:<br />
Hell yes.  You gotta take pride in that shit.  That&#8217;s how you know you&#8217;re doing something right.</p>
<p>Jessica:<br />
&#8220;don’t let ev choose, because he likes ratty t-shirts with holes.&#8221;<br />
Ummmm&#8230;  Actually Ev already submitted his design.  He was hoping for uber-tight pants and muscle shirts covered in pink triangles.</p>
<p>Cinders:<br />
I&#8217;ve always been very careful about that.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong - Porno fucking rocks.  But everyone bans porn.  And I want to be cooler than everyone else.  How many people out there are getting banned becuase of an occult/cult rating?  Boo-yah!  I&#8217;m the winner!</p>
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		<title>By: cinders</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6431</link>
		<dc:creator>cinders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 21:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm.  We have Sonic Wall at work, and The Churning's not blocked.  Apparently my company thinks it's okay to read cult websites.

Really, you should shoot for "pornography" status.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm.  We have Sonic Wall at work, and The Churning&#8217;s not blocked.  Apparently my company thinks it&#8217;s okay to read cult websites.</p>
<p>Really, you should shoot for &#8220;pornography&#8221; status.</p>
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		<title>By: jessica</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6430</link>
		<dc:creator>jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 21:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oooohhh... fancy.

if it's really a cult, can i help design the outfit?  none of that weird suit, sneakers, briefcases, and purple triangle action...  

and don't let ev choose, because he likes ratty t-shirts with holes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oooohhh&#8230; fancy.</p>
<p>if it&#8217;s really a cult, can i help design the outfit?  none of that weird suit, sneakers, briefcases, and purple triangle action&#8230;  </p>
<p>and don&#8217;t let ev choose, because he likes ratty t-shirts with holes.</p>
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		<title>By: mojotek</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/04/the-churning-is-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-6427</link>
		<dc:creator>mojotek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 19:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A reader of my blog told me that once too... I had no idea G&#38;H was on any 'blocked sites' list.  Weird how that makes me feel all proud and shit.  And congrats on the occult status!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A reader of my blog told me that once too&#8230; I had no idea G&amp;H was on any &#8216;blocked sites&#8217; list.  Weird how that makes me feel all proud and shit.  And congrats on the occult status!</p>
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