JackEbrown Salsa Dance
May. 09, 2006 by Jason
You all surely remember JackEbrown, longtime friend of The Churning. He’s the guy who has mad dancing skills, a belly the size of Texas, and easy access to a camcorder. It was almost a year ago when we posted a video of the “fat guy dancing” to an LL Cool J song, and soon after that, dude was on MADtv.
That clip still brings us hits. And now, Jack’s at it again. This time, he’s attempting a salsa striptease. Here’s the email he sent:
Thought I’d let you guys have a premiere! LOL You did so well with my last one getting me a Mad TV gig thought i’d submit something new. Let me know what you think!!
JackEbrown

May 9th, 2006
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! Mui Caliente!!!LOL
May 9th, 2006
Wow……
I like the song
he-he
Hey, he can dance !!
May 9th, 2006
That got my morning off to the best start EVER!! Thank you JackEBrown!!!
I think thechurning should band together and buy this dude a stage.. or a disco ball.. or something!!
May 9th, 2006
Dude that was excellent! My wife has been bugging me to learn to salsa for years, do you give lessons?
May 9th, 2006
He’s so great! He can actually dance!
May 9th, 2006
THere’s another guy at http://www.dailydancer.com
May 9th, 2006
Yes! Jack E’s Back! And wow… he really can salsa. Who woulda thunk it?
May 9th, 2006
OMG!!!!! At first I was like…Oh no he’s not gonna….then I was like …shake it baby shake it….Tooo F***in’ funny! Love it! Was gonna blog battle you but now ….I would definately lose!
May 9th, 2006
Go JackE! Go JackE! Next stop…Vegas baby!
Thanks for this Jack E & JJ.
May 9th, 2006
Great music selection! JackE, the rhythm IS gonna get ya!
May 9th, 2006
Heh heh, GO Big Man!
The last time I tried that it all ended in tears with my legs behind my ears and ambulances involved!
May 9th, 2006
Am I right that this is the same man that gave a stellar performance in Drop Dead Gorgeous as the retarded clerk? G-dammit this guy puts a smile on my face like no other.
May 9th, 2006
Wow, 2 in a row… I’m thinking of Will Sasso…
May 9th, 2006
So, I was thinkin…
His name IS Jack….
May 10th, 2006
Uh huh, TC. Legs behind your ears and in tears.
I’ve seen that a hundred times. Nothing to do with salsa, just the horizontal mambo.
May 10th, 2006
Just a hundred, Marc..
I expected more..
May 10th, 2006
LC, I ran out of take-a-ticket numbers at 99.
May 10th, 2006
Randi:
The resemblance is uncanny!
May 10th, 2006
Check out this update from Poppy’s site (read the comments on that post).
May 10th, 2006
hotttt!
May 14th, 2006
LMAO I was gonna ask about that wrist- My thought was he dated Rosie a few too many times.
June 14th, 2006
[...] Jack E. Brown is my new idol. He’s confident. He’s got all the right moves. And he’s well-fed. Check out this video of JackEBrown dancing to LL Cool J. Update: JackEbrown attempts a salsa striptease! [...]
September 16th, 2007
Fantastic jack, good dancin and funny presentation… your belly is my obsesion
September 16th, 2007
What is this song ?? is great !!!
September 16th, 2007
the song is Lei Lo Lai by The Latin Project!