JackEbrown’s an International Superstar!
May. 11, 2006 by Jason
It’s true. The infamous JackEbrown is not only a D-list celebrity here in the US; he’s also a marginal internet celeb overseas!
It all started with this clip that was forwarded in emails from bored corporate cogs across America. Soon, the big fella was part of a scandalous story that aired on TV news. Then as you all know, he ended up on MADtv’s “On the Download.”
Now, his moves are making waves in Japan. I asked the jiggly gigolo what he could tell me about his new found Asian fans and here’s what he had to say:
I get hit up from dubai,saudi arabia, japan, malaysia….everywhere…
A friend of mine was in Japan and since he was a fat american guy some kids asked him if they knew of me….and they whip out their video ipods and show him my headsprung video. lol That was a moment for me. He said ‘Yes I know him…wait til he hears this!’
When Japanese kids have your clip on their video iPods - that’s how you know your 15 minutes of fame have begun. Enjoy it, JackEbrown. You rock!
May 11th, 2006
OMG! I need to hire you as a publicist. Damn! Me and my MOOBS thank you! I’m giving everyone your link too so they can give you some hits!!!LOL Now get me on Ellen, Oprah, hell I’ll do Dr. Phil just to make me look good!LOL
May 11th, 2006
Jack E Brown has love in India too!
May 11th, 2006
JJ, get me a new job. You know the hell that has a grip on me!
May 11th, 2006
Oh , and shout out to JackEbrown. You go boy!
May 11th, 2006
Come on JJ. Time to prove the power of ‘thechurning’.
Can you get JackEBRown on Ellen.. they could do a little dance together..
The challenge has been declared….
May 11th, 2006
People have waaaay too much time on their hands if they are claiming that a fat man dancing is equivilant to sexual harrassment. Some people just need to quit being so damn serious!
I vote for JackEBrown dancing on Ellen as well! THAT would be fantastic!!
May 11th, 2006
JackEbrown:
I’ll do my best.
Antickpix:
Let’s make him a Bollywood star!!
Marc:
I thought you were happy now that a certain two co-workers have moved on.
LC:
kay. I’ve submitted a suggestion on Ellen’s website. Seriously. No…Really.
Itchy:
Yeah, those people need to lighten up.
May 11th, 2006
Holy crap, Japanese kdis have this on their video iPods? Oh man, he’s only going to get bigger and bigger. But did you notice that his videos are on the same page with the Numa Numa guy and the Star Wars Kid? Hmmm… popular company to say the least.
I saw this on his MySpace page and cracked up. Who knew fame could take so many different forms…
May 11th, 2006
They haven’t left yet, JJ. The “dude” at the end of May. And the “menace” at the end of June.
May 11th, 2006
With JackEbrown’s new found fame maybe he should make a run for office. Strike now while the irons are hot.
May 11th, 2006
And JJ, while you’re at it - tell that miserable bitch on the video to get a freakin’ LIFE!!!!!!
May 11th, 2006
…Or even better, get JackE to pay her a visit in the form of a personal strippogram!
YEAH, BABY. SHAGADELIC!
May 11th, 2006
He needs a bro — A bra for him and his needs.
No, seriously.
May 11th, 2006
I want a brock lessner vs jacke brown dance off! and I want it now!!
May 11th, 2006
Ok, so this is a little different than what we’ve seen here but if you have 6 minutes you might want to check out this guy’s moves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
May 12th, 2006
JJ Delete randi’s comment with the other dancer. that would only be cool if he took his clothes off!LOL
So I got an email from eBaums World today. They sent me a release to use the Salsa video on a new tv pilot they’re doing for the USA Network!
and they’re willing to pay me!! See the power of the churning?? lol I knew i sent it to the right place. lol I’m gonna put my other ones on here too. can y’all handle me in a thong or jock strap? LOL The others are to Britney Spears. just to be hella gay lol we’ll have to wait and see. that might be too much ass for the internet!LOL
May 14th, 2006
What more can be said?
The Churning ROCKS!
May 14th, 2006
I don’t think I’m going to sign the release. There is no pay and they apparently plan to exploit me to the fullest. I don’t need a tv show to pimp myself. I have the internet. Who watches those funniest home video shows anyway?
The good stuff is uncencored on the web!!!! LOL Oh wait i censored this clip…but anyway..you know what I mean!
May 17th, 2006
Mojotek:
Yeah. Just think - Andy Milonakis ended up with his own MTV show.
Jimbo:
JackEbrown 4 prez!
TC:
That complainer doesn’t deserve such a treat.
RockyJay:
Mansierre!
Mulk:
…followed by a fistfight.
Randi:
That clip is all over the place lately. People seem to really love that guy. Seems odd to me. He’s just reproducing old dance moves. JackEbrown’s an innovator!
Diane:
That’s absolutely true.
JackEbrown:
Two things — 1. You should totally let them exploit you if it’ll get you some national TV airtime.
2. I would gladly post the uncensored stuff if you sent it to me. Now THAT would draw some serious attention.
August 24th, 2007
Jack E Brown is gonna be put on MY video ipod.
then im gonna dance on the subway. Maybe get on the pole a lil bit. haha, naww, i wont go that far, but he still will be on my ipod.
August 24th, 2007
Personally I think jackebrown is great, that man can really shake-a-groove thing. I wish I could dance that well. I go along with the Ellen show; you go boy, your friends & fans are behind you 100%
August 24th, 2007
I love JackEbrown! He is so funny and such a great guy! Love you JackE!!!
August 24th, 2007
I love you JackE! Your the best.Don’t let anyone tell you different :]
August 24th, 2007
yah jackebrown is one of my friends on myspace and hes from the same state and if he wants i will dance right along with him on any show cuz im a fatboy as well and its good that a fat guy gets some fame….who says you have to be skinny to be famous?!Keep doing what your doing jackebrown and you will be famous just for being yourself kinda like that chinese dude that sings she bangs—she bangs!!!keep it real jackebrown woooot wooot–shawn
August 24th, 2007
Go jackebrown….its ur birfday!!! I love this clip!! U have restored my faith in humanity jackebrown. dont know how u did it but u did.
SCREW ELLEN IF SHE DOESNT WANT U….let’s go to OPRAH!!! Think big baby. Think big!
i have said this before and i’ll say it again….BIG BITCHES UNITE
much love
LaTonya
August 24th, 2007
He is very awesome, outgoing and attentive to his fans. Can’t wait to see him on tv again, he works VERY hard at keeping us interested and updated.